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    A Sardar died and went to heaven. When he got to the pearly gate Saint Peter told him that new rules were in effect due to the advances in education on earth. In order to gain admittance a prospective heavenly soul must answer
    two questions:
    1. Name two days of the week that begin with "T".
    2. How many seconds are there in a year?
    The Sardar thought for a few minutes and answered...
    1. The two days of the week that begin with "T" are Today and Tomorrow.
    2. There are 12 seconds in a year.
    Saint Peter said, "OK, I'll buy the Today and Tomorrow, even though it's not
    the answer I expected, so your answer is correct. But how did you get only
    12 seconds in a year?"
    The Sardar replied, "Well, January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd, etc...."
    Saint Peter lets him in without another word ...
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  • #2
    Re: sardar joke

    ha ha ha move it mod plz

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    • #3
      Re: sardar joke

      ha ha ha

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      • #4
        Re: sardar joke

        this post is in the wrong section

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        • #5
          Re: sardar joke

          ha ha ha
          :hii:

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          • #6
            Re: sardar joke

            is ko mazahiya adab aur lateefay mein hona chaye.

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