If You Were a CARTOON!!

[musaddaq]

Re: If You Were a CARTOON!!

ap jasay jhootay logo ka ya aim hoga mera nhi:na:
maina tu such bolnay ma prize laina ha :eye:

aur ap kay kan hotay tu shaid ap sun latay.....aur dekhnay kay liya ankho ka mota hona se nazar taz nhi hoti ap chasma laga kar dekhain nazar bhi ajay ga:slap:kah mai chupchap khamosh pari fari hon
ab jealous na hoiya ga:slap::slap:

:kr:yeh tumhari highlightd line keh liya hia, it means keh tum sirf khawab or hasrtain hi le keh jao gi:kr:, chalo yeh batao keh jab se tum paida hui ho aaj tak tum ne kabhi sach bola hia:comfort:, nahi na?? yehi to hum keh raha hain to jhoot keh first prize pe sirf tumhara hi haq hia, or ager kissi ne tumhian iss haq se mehroom kern aki koshish ki to hum ek sachi tahreek chalain ge, offcourse jiss ka hissa tum nahi ho gi, bcoz uss mian jhootoon ka koi role nahi ho ga na:lpop:
or tum se or jeloues:kr: yeni keh tum se or jelous:kr: bada mazaqia ho g tusi:slap:,
kissi se jelous hone keh liya uss mian koi property hona zaroori hai, or tumhari to sari hi chemical properties kharab hui hain, :tomato:

[musaddaq]

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Yaar mein to saaf jagah per beth ke baatein ker raha tha, fari ka pata kerwana he kahin garbage pe beth ke baatein to nahi ker rahi ho :tauba

:comfort: mian bhi to sirf ussi ka hi keh raha hoon, tu to itn asaar hai keh mera pass ilfaz nahi hia, teri safai ki tareef kerna keh liya, chali misaal de hi deta hoon tu itna saaf hai jaise teri khopri, keh uss mian demagh ka naam tak nahi hia, ab to teri proper tareef ker di hai na main ne, ya safai ki koi or bhi tareef bhi kerni hai:khi:

Nahi fari yeh sirf tumhara haq he :slap:mein to bardaasht bhi nahi ker sakta ke koi tumharay haq pe kabza karay :chair:

:slap: yeh meri taraf se bhi thora sa haq jama de isse:kr:

[musaddaq]

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Fari ko cartoon honey ki kya zaroorat hai? Yeh to hai hi cartoon :lol

:phool: yeh bouqet tumhain sach bolne ka inaam,
or ab fari do gawahian ho gayin hain:kr:, ab to kissi ko shaq bhi kerna ki zaroorat nahi hai keh Farii cartoon hai:khi:

App hi ka intazar tha:tomato: ...........aao thakur aooooooooo
kitnay timator khana pasand karo gay:tomato::tomato::tomato::tomato::tomato::tomato :

ager tomoato ki jagah tomato ketchup ho jae to samosoon ka zaiada maza aa jae ga:cc:

main har fun'maula hoon fari aur tum har fun'ROLA :tomato::tomato::tomato::tomato::tomato::kr: :kr: :kr: :kr:

:kr: her fun'ROLA/KHAP
poora sentence to likha ker na:comfort:

[musaddaq]

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:khi:ap ko apnay baray ma bhurapay ma bhi khushfamhi hasust uncle:tomato::tomato::tomato:

:comfort:woh to abhi burha hua hian, tumhari age keh liya to main or masood mil keh word dhoond raha hain:khi: bcoz tumhair DOB to BC era se bhi pehle ki hia, hum tareekh ki study ker raha hian takeh tum kiss daur ki makhlooq ho uss ka andaza hi laga liya jae, :kr:bcoz certainity to nahi mil sakti, bcoz uss daur main to digits bhi invent nahi hua hon ge:lpop:

[fari]

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:kr:yeh tumhari highlightd line keh liya hia, it means keh tum sirf khawab or hasrtain hi le keh jao gi:kr:, chalo yeh batao keh jab se tum paida hui ho aaj tak tum ne kabhi sach bola hia:comfort:, nahi na?? yehi to hum keh raha hain to jhoot keh first prize pe sirf tumhara hi haq hia, or ager kissi ne tumhian iss haq se mehroom kern aki koshish ki to hum ek sachi tahreek chalain ge, offcourse jiss ka hissa tum nahi ho gi, bcoz uss mian jhootoon ka koi role nahi ho ga na:lpop:
or tum se or jeloues:kr: yeni keh tum se or jelous:kr: bada mazaqia ho g tusi:slap:,
kissi se jelous hone keh liya uss mian koi property hona zaroori hai, or tumhari to sari hi chemical properties kharab hui hain, :tomato:

:taubaitni khanaiya dal kar ap nay khud ko bad-mazqiya sabit kar diya ha:tomato::tomato::tomato::tomato::slap:

:slap: yeh meri taraf se bhi thora sa haq jama de isse:kr:

ya laina ap ka haq app ko diya jata ha:slap::slap::slap:

:phool: yeh bouqet tumhain sach bolne ka inaam,
or ab fari do gawahian ho gayin hain:kr:, ab to kissi ko shaq bhi kerna ki zaroorat nahi hai keh Farii cartoon hai:khi:

ager tomoato ki jagah tomato ketchup ho jae to samosoon ka zaiada maza aa jae ga:cc:

:kr: her fun'ROLA/KHAP
poora sentence to likha ker na:comfort:

:slap:ya chaper ap ka jhoot bolnay ka inaam :lpop:

:comfort:woh to abhi burha hua hian, tumhari age keh liya to main or masood mil keh word dhoond raha hain:khi: bcoz tumhair DOB to BC era se bhi pehle ki hia, hum tareekh ki study ker raha hian takeh tum kiss daur ki makhlooq ho uss ka andaza hi laga liya jae, :kr:bcoz certainity to nahi mil sakti, bcoz uss daur main to digits bhi invent nahi hua hon ge:lpop:

app Masood bhai se bhi zayda sathiya gay hian :tomato:..........ap ki umar ka taqazq ha is ma ap ka koi kasooor nahi ha:tasali:
Mai abhi bachi ho is liya ap kay bhurpaay ki respect kar rhi ho warna

[Mr. Sialkoty]

Re: If You Were a CARTOON!!

nazaar tu na lagaien bechara sadiyo se sarnay kay baad hasa ha



kiya kaha?

:slap:khabi khabi bardhst karna parta ha..................so mai ap ko apna haq dati ho kijiya abb bardhst:chair::chair::chair:

Yeh waqee bohat bara jelous kuker he, mujay to hadsha he ke yeh apni he AATMA ko ROOL na de :khi:

Fari tumhari itni lambi aur kainchi jesi zuban ke hotay huay meri kia jurat he ke mein kuch kahon

Fari pari is ki kia zaroorat thi tum ne to khawa makhwa mein takaluf kia :slap:

[Mr. Sialkoty]

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:comfort: mian bhi to sirf ussi ka hi keh raha hoon, tu to itn asaar hai keh mera pass ilfaz nahi hia, teri safai ki tareef kerna keh liya, chali misaal de hi deta hoon tu itna saaf hai jaise teri khopri, keh uss mian demagh ka naam tak nahi hia, ab to teri proper tareef ker di hai na main ne, ya safai ki koi or bhi tareef bhi kerni hai:khi:

:slap: yeh meri taraf se bhi thora sa haq jama de isse:kr:

Musaddaq tumharay dimaag ke to jawab he nahi. Your brain is a master piece. It has two halves The Lef and The Right. The left has nothing right in it and The right has nothing left in it :slap:

[fari]

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Yeh waqee bohat bara jelous kuker he, mujay to hadsha he ke yeh apni he AATMA ko ROOL na de :khi:

Fari tumhari itni lambi aur kainchi jesi zuban ke hotay huay meri kia jurat he ke mein kuch kahon

Fari pari is ki kia zaroorat thi tum ne to khawa makhwa mein takaluf kia :slap:

app ko dosro ki kitni fikar ha!!! akhar aik kukar hi kukar ka dard smajh sakta ha:kr:
:taubaap se lambi zaban nahi ha ...........is liya ap khabi khabi ya jurat kar hi jatay ahin

bas mainay ap ko khawa ma khawa samjh kar ya zahmat kar li :slap:ap ya zhanmat na karen:na:

[Mr. Sialkoty]

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app ko dosro ki kitni fikar ha!!! akhar aik kukar hi kukar ka dard smajh sakta ha:kr:
:taubaap se lambi zaban nahi ha ...........is liya ap khabi khabi ya jurat kar hi jatay ahin

bas mainay ap ko khawa ma khawa samjh kar ya zahmat kar li :slap:ap ya zhanmat na karen:na:

Fari yeh Qanoon-e-Kudrat he

Jese, loohay ko loha kaat;ta he, Heeray ko heera kaat'ta he isi tarah tumhein aik din aik Bandariya kaatay gi

Fari Pari, tum to bohat achi ho na, tum to bohat he be-zarar ho, mein tumhari dil se izat kerta hoon, Mein ne aaj tak kisi bhi Saeen Lookni se ounchi aawaz mein baat tak nahi ki

[fari]

Re: If You Were a CARTOON!!

Fari yeh Qanoon-e-Kudrat he

Jese, loohay ko loha kaat;ta he, Heeray ko heera kaat'ta he isi tarah tumhein aik din aik Bandariya kaatay gi

Fari Pari, tum to bohat achi ho na, tum to bohat he be-zarar ho, mein tumhari dil se izat kerta hoon, Mein ne aaj tak kisi bhi Saeen Lookni se ounchi aawaz mein baat tak nahi ki

:khi:ya qanoon-e-kudrat ap phir hi bas apply hota ha:tasali:kafi purana ho chuka ha na:khi:

ap ya tu batana nahi chah rahay kah ap kay pas dimag nahi is lia dill se izat kartay hain:kr::kr::kr:wasay mujhay pata ha ap kay pas dimag nahi:tasali:

[Mr. Sialkoty]

Re: If You Were a CARTOON!!

:khi:ya qanoon-e-kudrat ap phir hi bas apply hota ha:tasali:kafi purana ho chuka ha na:khi:

ap ya tu batana nahi chah rahay kah ap kay pas dimag nahi is lia dill se izat kartay hain:kr::kr::kr:wasay mujhay pata ha ap kay pas dimag nahi:tasali:

Acha Fari Pari mein chalta hoon, tum apna khyaal rakhna, kahin gawaach na jana, pichli baar bhi tum Jaman ke darakht ke ouper se mili thi...Tumhari bohat duaaon ke saath ke Allah tumharay ustaad ki umer draaz karay aur tumharay ustaad ki thoori si tumhari umer bhi lag jaye....Allah Hafiz :salam:

[fari]

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Acha Fari Pari mein chalta hoon, tum apna khyaal rakhna, kahin gawaach na jana, pichli baar bhi tum Jaman ke darakht ke ouper se mili thi...Tumhari bohat duaaon ke saath ke Allah tumharay ustaad ki umer draaz karay aur tumharay ustaad ki thoori si tumhari umer bhi lag jaye....Allah Hafiz :salam:

:salam:okay bhalo ustaad:lpop:
ALLAH ap ki umar khushion bhar dain aur daraz karay MEri thori c umar bhi ap ko lag jay :khi:(Ameen)

[BUS U HE]

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Acha Fari Pari mein chalta hoon, tum apna khyaal rakhna, kahin gawaach na jana, pichli baar bhi tum Jaman ke darakht ke ouper se mili thi...Tumhari bohat duaaon ke saath ke Allah tumharay ustaad ki umer draaz karay aur tumharay ustaad ki thoori si tumhari umer bhi lag jaye....Allah Hafiz :salam:

greatttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt yaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
v ,clever crow:kr::kr:

[fari]

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greatttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt yaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
v ,clever crow:kr::kr:

:donno: iss ma great kiuya tha :tauba

[BUS U HE]

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:donno: iss ma great kiuya tha :tauba

apko donkey..(sorry).. ki tarah kal samajh ayee ghee k is may kya great tha:kr::kr::kr::kr: