Lahore Walo

[aquari]

Re: Lahore Walo

dekhiye akal ka istamaal kerna aap ke liye mana ho sakta he, lekin mere liye nahi

mainey akal nahi zaban chaleny ki baat ki hai :a stick:
ager akal ka use karaingey tu kabhi zaban chalaney ki nobat nahi aye gii :eye:

[shahid_naman]

Re: Lahore Walo

nazar nahi aata, jab se thread start hua hia, woh mintain daali ja raha hia, or tera bhi wohi haal hia, or tu bhi iss keh sath aa jana lahore phir mil bhi lain ge:khi:

hmmmmmmmm....
theak ha ab lahore aya ka he dangal ho ga taray sath.:khi:

[La'hasil]

Re: Lahore Walo

Chaliye Phir Mubarak ho main Lhr say nahin hoon :P

[shahid_naman]

Re: Lahore Walo

Nahi yaar ub tak to jo bhi mila he aik se berh ker aik kanjoos mila he...dekhtay hein ke kismat kub jaagti he :khi:

hmmm....
aray app lagta ha ko lahore walo ko sialkot jasa samajtay haan...
bahot farak ha hum ma aur lahore walo ma

[lucky]

Re: Lahore Walo

acha to yeh bata nahi, achi to yeh baat hai :khi:main ne to sunna tha keh larkian jaldi tayar hi nahi hotin, kafi dair lagati hian, kahin bhi aana jana ho to, bcoz un ki tayari hi itni lambhi hoti hia, tum kahan se derwaish mizaaj ki paii gayi ho :kr:

lo g ker lo galaan, mehmanoon ko tasteless khana khilana hia, excellent nahi:tauba
ager mera hath ka khila diya to phir to sab roz hi maanga karain ge dawat, or hamara purpose to sab ko bhagana hai na, iss liye tum hi pakana, bcoz iss tarah keh khana pakane mian tumhare ilawa hamare pass koi or option nahi hia

main simple hi bari soni lgti hoon:wk
nzr na lag jaye mujhy:shh:
is liye mujhy tyaar hony main der nahi lgti:lpop:

agr main nay khana bnaa dia
to aap k liye mushkil ho jaye gi
i mean log aap say baar baar dawat maangain gay
k dobara waisa khana khilaooooo

[Aania]

Re: Lahore Walo

tum ne to khawa makhwa takaluf kia...kia zaroorat thi is ki bhi :tauba

A Computer technician received a call from Munda sialkoty who was enraged because his computer had told him he was "bad and an invalid". The tech explained that the computer's "bad command" and "invalid" responses shouldn't be taken personally.:khi:

[Mr. Sialkoty]

Re: Lahore Walo

mainey akal nahi zaban chaleny ki baat ki hai :a stick:
ager akal ka use karaingey tu kabhi zaban chalaney ki nobat nahi aye gii :eye:

Lekin yeh larkiyaan apnay dimaag ko itna sambhaal ker kyoon rakhti hein :mm:

Chaliye Phir Mubarak ho main Lhr say nahin hoon :P

Aap se yahi ummid thi :zuban:

[Mr. Sialkoty]

Re: Lahore Walo

hmmm....
aray app lagta ha ko lahore walo ko sialkot jasa samajtay haan...
bahot farak ha hum ma aur lahore walo ma

Meri jaan murgi ke anday mein teri baat se itfaaq kiye bagair reh he nahi sakta...waqee lahore walon ka kia mukaabla sialkot walon ke saath

[Mr. Sialkoty]

Re: Lahore Walo

main simple hi bari soni lgti hoon:wk
nzr na lag jaye mujhy:shh:
is liye mujhy tyaar hony main der nahi lgti:lpop:

agr main nay khana bnaa dia
to aap k liye mushkil ho jaye gi
i mean log aap say baar baar dawat maangain gay
k dobara waisa khana khilaooooo

Lucky Urf Phaataan

yeh kia sun raha hoon mein

[Mr. Sialkoty]

Re: Lahore Walo

A Computer technician received a call from Munda sialkoty who was enraged because his computer had told him he was "bad and an invalid". The tech explained that the computer's "bad command" and "invalid" responses shouldn't be taken personally.:khi:

Mein is post ko joke section mein transfer ker raha hoon...ub mujay koi bhi na rookay

[Aania]

Re: Lahore Walo

lolz ... kabhi kisi ne roka hai ?? lolz

[aquari]

Re: Lahore Walo

Lekin yeh larkiyaan apnay dimaag ko itna sambhaal ker kyoon rakhti hein :mm:

tak app chura kr bhag na jayain!:khi:

[musaddaq]

Re: Lahore Walo

tak app chura kr bhag na jayain!:khi:

:comfort:tumhara main demagh hia:khi:

[musaddaq]

Re: Lahore Walo

Tu is liye nahi milta ho ga ke tu ne loogon ka kerz dena ho ga

Aur berger to tub khaon ga jub mein lahore aaon ga aur lahore mein itni aasani se nahi aanay wala :khi:

Zahir hia tujhe aane kiss ne dena hia, aasaani se

Tum meri jese ho. Are you sure :khi:

mein ne to tind kerwa li he :kr:

kitni baar kaha hai keh open forum pe jhoo tnhai bola ker,
tu ne tind kerwai nahi teri tind ki gayi hia:kr:
or Lucky keh kaam aise nahi hain keh uss ki tind ki jae, uss keh kaam to aise hian keh .... de di jae :khi:

hmmmmmmmm....
theak ha ab lahore aya ka he dangal ho ga taray sath.:khi:

:tauba koi banda keh putroon wala kaam bhi ker liya ker kabhi, yeh saare namoona wahin bhara hua hain kya:comfort:

main simple hi bari soni lgti hoon:wk
nzr na lag jaye mujhy:shh:
is liye mujhy tyaar hony main der nahi lgti:lpop:

agr main nay khana bnaa dia
to aap k liye mushkil ho jaye gi

yeh to humain pata hai issi liye to tumhian bula raha hain keh yeh jo itna shor macha raha hain dawat ka, inhe bhi koi aqal aaye, or saza milla, issi liye to tumhian cook select kiya hia


or tum or pyarriiiiiiiii.......:kr: yeni keh tum or pyari :kr:
tusi bada mazaqia ho g:khi: itne joke na kiya karo, hamara hans hans ekh bura haal ho jata hai na:comfort:

[aquari]

Re: Lahore Walo

:comfort:tumhara main demagh hia:khi:

hr ek ko app apney jaisa ku samjhtey hoo :tasali: