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~~Latest Cool Definitions//
Divorce :
Future tense of marriage.
Cigarette :
A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end & a fool on the other.
Dictionary :
A place where success comes before work.
Office :
A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.
Atom Bomb :
An invention to end all inventions
Father :
A banker provided by nature.
Politician :
One who shakes your hand before elections and your confidence after.
Doctor :
A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you with his bills
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