Pets at Home

[Muhammad Khalil]

Re: Pets at Home

Bitch ka lafz mujay nahi pasand :hehe: is liye bata deta hon ke aik Female Dog paali thi...aur jub wo bari hui to dog kum shairni ziada lagti thi...kia power thi us mein...aur wo itni tez thi ke usay sambhaalna bohat mushkil ho jata tha...bari tagri thi wo...RANI naam tha us ka :blush: itni seyaani thi ke mein usay jo bhi kehta tha meri baat maanti thi...loog us se bohat khoof khatay thay... jub hum ne doosra makan banaya aur wo puranay wala baich diya to phir jis area mein hum aaye wahan per us ki zaroorat nahi thi :p phir hum ne usay kisi ko de diya...aur kuch maheenon baad he us ki mirthi ho gai

:embarasse koi gal nahi hur ajay gee

[Mr. Sialkoty]

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:(...kaya yaad kerwa diya hai....me na jab pak main thi tu me ka ik patto (parrot) tha.....me us ko patto kehti thi..:(...or me nay us ko seeti bajani seekhayi thi..;).....dekha kiasa naik kaam seekhaya tha..;)....tu kaya howa keh jab me yahan ayi tu me nay apni dado ko day diya gauon main..tu wahan ji bili apnay haath saaf ker gayi me kay patto per...:( :(.....me ko bili nahi pasand ab...pehlay me ko pasand thien..ab nahi hain...:((

SO sad...meri aunty ne bolnay wala toota rakha tha aur wo unhein Ammi kehta tha :khi: ghar ke sub afraad ko naam se bulata tha...aur bohat pyaari pyaari baatein kerta tha...aik din aik larka un ke ghar aaya baraf lene :khi: unhon ne keh diya ke baraf khatam ho gai he...to wo kehnay laga Ammi jhot na boolo, baraf hay, fridge mein he, friedge mein he :kr: :kr: :kr:

[Mr. Sialkoty]

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mayray pass bhi 1 bohat payri bili thi bohat manners wali khana bhi palte main khati thi apni sonay wali jagah pay ja kay oti thi or gand bhi nahi dalti thi or mayray sath ball bhi khaylti thi or to or kabhi us nain bahir say koi cheaz nahi khai thi.us ki koi khanay ki cheaz nechay bhi gir jati to wo nahi khati thi.per 1 din kia howa bahir pata nahi us nain khaya ya us ko kisi nain kutch khilaya main college say gher aai to mom nain batya tumhray washroom main hay tinki main nain ja kay daykha to wo akhri sansain lay rahi thi bar mujhay baba nain batya ta ager koii cheaz kha lay janwer to lasi pilain to wo ulti ker daytay hain main nain bhi kia per wo nahi bach saki jis ka mujhay bohat dukh hay ab mujhay koi mno achi nahi lagti.

Oh so sad...waise mere ghar mein abi bhi billiyaan aati hein, 2, 3 hein jo khanay ki khushbu se he miiyaon miyaon kerti aa jati he...kaafi manoos ho gai hein...lekin hum loog biliyon ko itna free nahi kerte ke wo kamron mein gusein...kuch khanay ke liye daal ke bahir bahir se he pyaar ker lete hein :lpop:

[aquari]

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na mujhey pets ka koi shouq hai na hi merey gher main kisi ko hai..
or main bardasht bhi nahi kr saktii koi bhi pet apney aas pas,or na hi future main koi aisa irada haii..ha pr kabhi kabhi dil krta hai k shair ka bachaa leker paloo :eye:

[Mr. Sialkoty]

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Jee tu ab main aap ko btata hoon apne pets k bare main....hamare ghar main bhot se logon ko mukhtalif cheesain palne ka shoq hai...jaisa k

Mujhe aur mere sab say chote bhaee ko Dogs Palne ka bhot shoq hai
Mujh say choti sister ko Rangbarangi chiriyan
Meri sab say choti bahan ko Bakri

Main nay mukhtalif aoqat main mukhtalif nasal k kute pale ... Elsession, Jermon Shefared, Chote kute jinhain ham pista kahte hain:) aik dafa Buldog bhi lay ker aaya tha...laikin jab say main PK say bahir aaya hoon hamare ghar main koee dog nahien hai meri mom ko sakht bure lagte hain

Meree sister ne mukhtalif qisam ki rangeen chiriyan rakhi hooeee hain...jin ko ham african totay bhi kahte hain

Aur sab se choti bahan ne bakriyan pali hoee hain....hahahahabas un k agay peeche phirti rahti hai:tauba

Yaani tere kehnay ka matlab yeh he ke jub se tu ghar se gaya, tumharay ghar se dog gaya :kr: :kr:

[Mr. Sialkoty]

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hum kal jawab dein gay...with pics...:blush:

Yaani aap sabooton aur gawahon ko yakja ker ke mukadma dair karein gi :lol :lol

[Mr. Sialkoty]

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na mujhey pets ka koi shouq hai na hi merey gher main kisi ko hai..
or main bardasht bhi nahi kr saktii koi bhi pet apney aas pas,or na hi future main koi aisa irada haii..ha pr kabhi kabhi dil krta hai k shair ka bachaa leker paloo :eye:

Shair ka bucha :D

bari bahadur lagti hein...paal lein gi...shair ke buchay ko...ager us ne aap ko kaath khaya to :lpop:

[sham-e-mehfil]

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mery bahi nay kabooters rakhy the....likin abb nahi hai

baqi ghar main hum main se kisi ko bi koi bi janwar palnay ka shoq nahi hai

magar jo ghar pegham main hai waham aik addad khoota rakha hai khas toor pae sailkoty hai wo.........

[Mr. Sialkoty]

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mery bahi nay kabooters rakhy the....likin abb nahi hai

baqi ghar main hum main se kisi ko bi koi bi janwar palnay ka shoq nahi hai

magar jo ghar pegham main hai waham aik addad khoota rakha hai khas toor pae sailkoty hai wo.........

Lagta he tum ban ho ke he raho gi :khi:

[aquari]

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Shair ka bucha :D

bari bahadur lagti hein...paal lein gi...shair ke buchay ko...ager us ne aap ko kaath khaya to :lpop:

haa mujhey shouuq haii or ager kabhi moqa mila tu zaroor paloongi
bahadur.....woh tu main bilkul bhi nahi hoon :blush:
main shair ka bacha paloongi tu woh mujh sey manoos hojaye ga tu mujhey ku kaat khaye ga..shair paloongi sanp nahi

[sham-e-mehfil]

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:mm: [quote=munda_sialkoty;446767]Lagta he tum ban ho ke he raho gi :khi:[/quote

kia matlab
ban kia hotta hai

[Mr. Sialkoty]

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haa mujhey shouuq haii or ager kabhi moqa mila tu zaroor paloongi
bahadur.....woh tu main bilkul bhi nahi hoon :blush:
main shair ka bacha paloongi tu woh mujh sey manoos hojaye ga tu mujhey ku kaat khaye ga..shair paloongi sanp nahi

Aray waah...kia shairni waali sooch he aap ki :lol :lol

[Mr. Sialkoty]

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kia matlab
ban kia hotta hai

Ban ka nahi pata :tauba

Merdana Shalwaar kamiz do tarah ki hoti he...aik Coller wali aur doosri Ban wali :kr:

[sham-e-mehfil]

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Ban ka nahi pata :tauba

Merdana Shalwaar kamiz do tarah ki hoti he...aik Coller wali aur doosri Ban wali :kr:

To main kia shalwar kameez ka
Wo to pent shirt pehnty hai :khi: :khi: :khi:

[aquari]

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Aray waah...kia shairni waali sooch he aap ki :lol :lol

isi lya tu shair paloongii :eye: