sab yahan aooo

[snobbish]

Re: sab yahan aooo

Khalil apni mashoor kitaab ..."mera karo maoo kala" mien araz karte hain :kr:

muje maaroo par itna ke mien maar na jaoon:khi:

app ye niakh kaam kyun karna cha rahi hain ?

[Mr. Sialkoty]

Re: sab yahan aooo

OK
KIINI BE RAKHI HONI CHAYEE U DASS DO MAIN INNI HI KAR LOON GI :khi:

Be rukhi ke bagair guzaara nahi ho sakta kia :blush:

[snobbish]

Re: sab yahan aooo

U DASS DOOO

bra-e-mehrbani CAPS LOCK se uthar kar apni hifazaat karien ta ke app mehfooz rahen :khi:

[Mr. Sialkoty]

Re: sab yahan aooo

U DASS DOOO

dekho barish us ke ghar mein nahi barasti mere ghar mein barasti he...jub mere ghar mein badal aanay se inkaar karein ge to mein aap ko jawaab de hon ga :na: aur yeh danda na dikhain mujay...mein der bhi sakta hoon

[Mr. Sialkoty]

Re: sab yahan aooo

Khalil apni mashoor kitaab ..."mera karo maoo kala" mien araz karte hain :kr:

muje maaroo par itna ke mien maar na jaoon:khi:

app ye niakh kaam kyun karna cha rahi hain ?

:kr: :kr:

[sham-e-mehfil]

Re: sab yahan aooo

dekho barish us ke ghar mein nahi barasti mere ghar mein barasti he...jub mere ghar mein badal aanay se inkaar karein ge to mein aap ko jawaab de hon ga :na: aur yeh danda na dikhain mujay...mein der bhi sakta hoon

U KO DANDY SE DARNAY KI KAI ZARORAT HAI

APP SHESHA DEKH LOO :khi: :khi: :khi:

[snobbish]

Re: sab yahan aooo

dekho barish us ke ghar mein nahi barasti mere ghar mein barasti he...jub mere ghar mein badal aanay se inkaar karein ge to mein aap ko jawaab de hon ga :na: aur yeh danda na dikhain mujay...mein der bhi sakta hoon

abee tu kub itna boozdil tha ...tuj ko deakh kar hi tu mien ne tera naam shier dil rakha tha :khi:

[snobbish]

Re: sab yahan aooo

:kr: :kr:

:khi: esa iss khalil ke saath kyun hota hai :kr:

mien na chahte hoe b iss ki tareef kar hi deta hoon ..

[sham-e-mehfil]

Re: sab yahan aooo

abee tu kub itna boozdil tha ...tuj ko deakh kar hi tu mien ne tera naam shier dil rakha tha :khi:

nice joke :khi: :khi: :khi:


shier dil :tauba :tauba :tauba

[Mr. Sialkoty]

Re: sab yahan aooo

U KO DANDY SE DARNAY KI KAI ZARORAT HAI

APP SHESHA DEKH LOO :khi: :khi: :khi:

aisa to mein ne kai baar kia...lekin sheesha sharma jata he :blush:

[Mr. Sialkoty]

Re: sab yahan aooo

abee tu kub itna boozdil tha ...tuj ko deakh kar hi tu mien ne tera naam shier dil rakha tha :khi:

mein buzdil hergiz nahi hon

shair dil he hoon :blush:

lekin danda larki ke haath mein ho aur larki ser phiri ho to der lagna aik fitri amal he :kr: :kr:

[snobbish]

Re: sab yahan aooo

nice joke :khi: :khi: :khi:


shier dil :tauba :tauba :tauba

Hi Allah .......sach bolo tu log pitne lagte hain


lagta hai tere pass dil hi nahi hai :khi:

[Mr. Sialkoty]

Re: sab yahan aooo

:khi: esa iss khalil ke saath kyun hota hai :kr:

mien na chahte hoe b iss ki tareef kar hi deta hoon ..

yaar khalil ki izat aur khatir kerne ko mera bhi bohat dil kerta he, lekin mooka bhi to milay na :lpop:

[snobbish]

Re: sab yahan aooo

mein buzdil hergiz nahi hon

shair dil he hoon :blush:

lekin danda larki ke haath mein ho aur larki ser phiri ho to der lagna aik fitri amal he :kr: :kr:

yaar tu fikar na kaar larki ho ya phirki ............sub ko deakh liya jaye ga


hazir karo iss shurli ko mere darbar mien iss ko dewaar mien zinda canwaa dien gee.....munde tu tufail ke pakke balle la ta ke ye dewaar na toot sake :kr:

[sham-e-mehfil]

Re: sab yahan aooo

Hi Allah .......sach bolo tu log pitne lagte hain

lagta hai tere pass dil hi nahi hai :khi:

u ki aqal ko peet rahi hoon

kiss k dil ki baat ho rahi hai