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Computer help service...
Help desk: What kind of computer do you have?
Female customer: A white one...:blush:
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Customer: Hi, this is Celine. I can't get my diskette out.
Help desk: Have you tried pushing the button?
Customer: Yes, sure, it's really stuck.
Help desk: That doesn't sound good; I'll make a note ...
Customer: No ... wait a minute... I hadn't inserted it yet... it's still on my desk... Sorry....:tauba
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Help desk: How may I help you?
Customer: I'm writing my first e-mail.
Help desk: OK, and, what seems to be the problem?
Customer: Well, I have the letter 'a' in the address, but how do I get the circle around it :hehe:
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Help desk: Click on the 'my computer' icon on to the left of the screen.
Customer: Your left or my left?:cc:
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Customer: Hi, good afternoon, this is Martha, I can't print. Every time I try, it says 'Can't find printer'. I've even lifted the printer and placed it in front of the monitor, but the computer still says it can't find it...:pagal:
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Customer: My keyboard is not working anymore.
Help desk: Are you sure it's plugged into the computer?
Customer: No. I can't get behind the computer.
Help desk: Pick up your keyboard and walk 10 paces back.
Customer: Okay.
Help desk: Did the keyboard come with you?
Customer: Yes.
Help desk: That means the keyboard is not plugged in. Is there another keyboard?
Customer: Yes, there's another one here. Ah...that one does work!
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Help desk: Your password is the small letter a as in apple, a capital letter V as in Victor, and the number 7.
Customer: Is that 7 in capital letters? :khi:
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Customer: I have a huge problem. A friend has put a screensaver on my computer, but every time I move the mouse, it disappears!:hhh:
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