Agar esa ho tu ...........

[snobbish]

Hellowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww:blush:

heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy: blush:


kese hain app sub log kahien theek tu nahi hain :khi:


ajj mien idhaar app ke pass hazir iss liye hua hoon kyun ke mien app se ye pooch sakoon ke .............................:blush: :blush: :blush: :blush:



Agar app ko 50 milloin Rs diye jaie aor kha jaye ke app ye sub 2 dinoo mien mookha do mera mtbal hai :D ke inn ko karaach karo tu app ye bataoo ke app inn 50 million Rs ko kis tarha aor khaan khaan karaach karo ge ta ke ye mookh jaien ......yaani khataam ho jaien

tu app tiaar ho jaoo apni pani loongtiyaan kaas lo :khi:

[ummid]

Re: Agar esa ho tu ...........

Hellowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww:blush:

heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy: blush:


kese hain app sub log kahien theek tu nahi hain :khi:


ajj mien idhaar app ke pass hazir iss liye hua hoon kyun ke mien app se ye pooch sakoon ke .............................:blush: :blush: :blush: :blush:



Agar app ko 50 milloin Rs diye jaie aor kha jaye ke app ye sub 2 dinoo mien mookha do mera mtbal hai :D ke inn ko karaach karo tu app ye bataoo ke app inn 50 million Rs ko kis tarha aor khaan khaan karaach karo ge ta ke ye mookh jaien ......yaani khataam ho jaien

tu app tiaar ho jaoo apni pani loongtiyaan kaas lo :khi:

:soch::kood:

hum na yeh 50 million RS le ker bauaht se mazdooro ki madad se chaand per jaane ka aik rasta banayenge ... aik bara sa bridge.....pata nahi per yeh such hai hum baba se bhi yahi kaihte the ke hume chaan per jaane ka aik rasta bana dijye.... aur hum jub choote the balke ab bhi chaand humara best frnd hai... hum jahan jahan jaate hain woh wahan wahan aa jata hai... best frnd aise hi hote hain:thmbup: .. her pul saath...
khair hum saare paise le ker chaand per jayenge... aur kabhi wapis nahi aayenge.... :na: wahan se aik baar morning staar per bhi....:blush: I know yeh fantsy hai.. but still........................................

[snobbish]

Re: Agar esa ho tu ...........

:soch::kood:

hum na yeh 50 million RS le ker bauaht se mazdooro ki madad se chaand per jaane ka aik rasta banayenge ... aik bara sa bridge.....pata nahi per yeh such hai hum baba se bhi yahi kaihte the ke hume chaan per jaane ka aik rasta bana dijye.... aur hum jub choote the balke ab bhi chaand humara best frnd hai... hum jahan jahan jaate hain woh wahan wahan aa jata hai... best frnd aise hi hote hain:thmbup: .. her pul saath...
khair hum saare paise le ker chaand per jayenge... aur kabhi wapis nahi aayenge.... :na: wahan se aik baar morning staar per bhi....:blush: I know yeh fantsy hai.. but still........................................

aree wah .......app ne tu pareshaan b kar diya aor heraan b :khi:


wese chand ko pata hai ke vo app ka best frnd hai
par udhar ja kar hum ko maat bhool jana ......PG par chakaar lagate rehna ....:D

[ummid]

Re: Agar esa ho tu ...........

aree wah .......app ne tu pareshaan b kar diya aor heraan b :khi:


wese chand ko pata hai ke vo app ka best frnd hai
par udhar ja kar hum ko maat bhool jana ......PG par chakaar lagate rehna ....:D

ji chaand ko bhi pata hai ke woh humara best frnd hai..:blush:
aur ager wahan Internet ki facility hoi tu hum zaror PG per aayenge:lpop: ... worry not....:tasali:

[snobbish]

Re: Agar esa ho tu ...........

ji chaand ko bhi pata hai ke woh humara best frnd hai..:blush:
aur ager wahan Internet ki facility hoi tu hum zaror PG per aayenge:lpop: ... worry not....:tasali:

heay re chand teri kismaat :masha


aree 50 million le kar jaoo gi tu chand iss ke badle itna b nahi kar sakta ke vo internet lagwa de ......akhar best frnds hote kis liye hain .....

[ummid]

Re: Agar esa ho tu ...........

heay re chand teri kismaat :masha


aree 50 million le kar jaoo gi tu chand iss ke badle itna b nahi kar sakta ke vo internet lagwa de ......akhar best frnds hote kis liye hain .....

ufo.. hume lagta hai ke aadhe se zyadah paise tu inna bada bridge bana'ne mein lag jayenge... phir ager paise bache tu hum zaror internet ka connection le leinge... :insha: :blush:

[snobbish]

Re: Agar esa ho tu ...........

ufo.. hume lagta hai ke aadhe se zyadah paise tu inna bada bridge bana'ne mein lag jayenge... phir ager paise bache tu hum zaror internet ka connection le leinge... :insha: :blush:

par jo ye bidge banye ge un ki jawaani tu gayi .....kiya tu uss waqat taak jawan reh paoo gi jub teek chand par jane wala bridge mokamal ho ga ...

wese chand par internet use karna b ek alaag hi maza hai ......:khi:

[ummid]

Re: Agar esa ho tu ...........

par jo ye bidge banye ge un ki jawaani tu gayi .....kiya tu uss waqat taak jawan reh paoo gi jub teek chand par jane wala bridge mokamal ho ga ...

wese chand par internet use karna b ek alaag hi maza hai ......:khi:

pata nahi... hume borhe hone se dar nahi lagta... balke apne nana jaan aur nani jaan ko daikha hain na.... pur-roab shaksiyat :masha ... per hume la-chaari se dar lagta hai... aisi zindagi jis mein kisi ki muhtaji ho... Allah apni aman mein rakhe(Aameen)
aur haan chaand per se hum aap ko pic bhaijenge na....:blush:

[snobbish]

Re: Agar esa ho tu ...........

pata nahi... hume borhe hone se dar nahi lagta... balke apne nana jaan aur nani jaan ko daikha hain na.... pur-roab shaksiyat :masha ... per hume la-chaari se dar lagta hai... aisi zindagi jis mein kisi ki muhtaji ho... Allah apni aman mein rakhe(Aameen)
aur haan chaand per se hum aap ko pic bhaijenge na....:blush:

buzraag hote hi pur-roab hain aor un ki waja se barkaat bi rehti hai

lal chaari se daaro maat hum tum ko walker mien bataa dien ge agar esi moobaat ayi b tu :D

Par du'aa hai ke tumhara boorapa aache se aacha ho aor tumari pootiyaan aor pootien khoob poolien aor palieen

chand ke saath kicwana mien b tu deakhoo ke mien photo mien kesa deakhta hoon :lol

[ummid]

Re: Agar esa ho tu ...........

buzraag hote hi pur-roab hain aor un ki waja se barkaat bi rehti hai

lal chaari se daaro maat hum tum ko walker mien bataa dien ge agar esi moobaat ayi b tu :D

Par du'aa hai ke tumhara boorapa aache se aacha ho aor tumari pootiyaan aor pootien khoob poolien aor palieen

chand ke saath kicwana mien b tu deakhoo ke mien photo mien kesa deakhta hoon :lol

aap kaise aa sakte hain photo mein .. hum Adobe photoshop mein healing tool se Alt + left click kar ke aap ko (daagh ko) clear ker ke bhaijeinge.. :blush:

[Mr. Sialkoty]

Re: Agar esa ho tu ...........

:soch::kood:

hum na yeh 50 million RS le ker bauaht se mazdooro ki madad se chaand per jaane ka aik rasta banayenge ... aik bara sa bridge.....pata nahi per yeh such hai hum baba se bhi yahi kaihte the ke hume chaan per jaane ka aik rasta bana dijye.... aur hum jub choote the balke ab bhi chaand humara best frnd hai... hum jahan jahan jaate hain woh wahan wahan aa jata hai... best frnd aise hi hote hain:thmbup: .. her pul saath...
khair hum saare paise le ker chaand per jayenge... aur kabhi wapis nahi aayenge.... :na: wahan se aik baar morning staar per bhi....:blush: I know yeh fantsy hai.. but still........................................

kitni fazool kharch ho :khi:

[Mr. Sialkoty]

Re: Agar esa ho tu ...........

pehlay apni family pe kharch karon ga, phir apnay relatives ki madad karon ga, phir gareeb aadmiyon ki, aur madad is tarah karon ga ke unhein koi choota moota kaam start kerwa doon ta ke wo apnay ghar ke liye mustakil aamdani ka zariya ban sakein. baki paisay bewaon mein baanton ga

[ummid]

Re: Agar esa ho tu ...........

kitni fazool kharch ho :khi:

snob bhai ne kahein bhi yeh shart nahi rakhi thi ke foozol kharchi nahi karni... aur apne khawab pure karna koi foozol kharchi nahi hoti..:na:

[ummid]

Re: Agar esa ho tu ...........

pehlay apni family pe kharch karon ga, phir apnay relatives ki madad karon ga, phir gareeb aadmiyon ki, aur madad is tarah karon ga ke unhein koi choota moota kaam start kerwa doon ta ke wo apnay ghar ke liye mustakil aamdani ka zariya ban sakein. baki paisay bewaon mein baanton ga

:thmbup: :masha

[Mr. Sialkoty]

Re: Agar esa ho tu ...........

snob bhai ne kahein bhi yeh shart nahi rakhi thi ke foozol kharchi nahi karni... aur apne khawab pure karna koi foozol kharchi nahi hoti..:na:

chand pe jana he to khariyaan chale jaiye, wahan ki ounchi neechi zameen aur khaday dekh ke aap ko chand pe aanay jesa ehsaas ho ga :hehe: