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[Almas]

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Sara pakistan kar raha hai to ham bhi to pakistani hain na

:SubhanAllhaa: :thmbup: kia naik khailat hain aap kay:blush:
magar classes kab shuro horahi hain

[RulzZ]

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salam....chalian main hee dare kerta hun
aur apni hatt beeti sunata hun

aap beeti sunata hun zra ghoor sy sunnoo

Jaoo main nahi sunata kisi aur sy sunno

:khi: :khi:

agar tooN aiy baat na karta tay fair maino hairat honi thee :lpop:

yahan likhna na mumkin

kioN

ya barso'n pehlay ki kahani hay:donno:
thori thori purani hay:blush:
, magar.......:shh:
kia zaroori durhani hay?:tauba

chalakie shetan ki nani hai :blush:

Jo ham peh beeti....

"bachpan mein ham kuchh larrkon ney aik larrkey ki woh hajamat bnaii keh bechara kaii ghantey behosh raha. Itna behosh key uska rang peela parr geya - kisi tor harkat nahin kar raha tha. Hamein (larrko ko) tashweesh honey lagi aur ham apney apney gharon mein jaa ker chhup gaey. Woh larki tapti hui dhoop mein kaii ghantey wahan parra raha. Phir kahan geya hamein nahin maloom. Magar yeh kisi ney kah diya keh parbat waley muhaley mein aik larka qatal huwa hai, ab police qatal larkon ko talash kar rahi hai. Hamara kaii kaii din tak khoon sookha raha. Un dino jo ham peh beet so beet - magar ham ney toba kar li keh aaindah kisi sey larraii nahin karni"

laikin meri tumhari fight to tay hai :lpop:

[RulzZ]

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yaar murgi ke anday mein tujay kia kia bataon ke muj pe kia kia beeti, jo sunay ga wo khoon ke aansu bhi roo sakta he :blush:

chal tu bata, ke tujay mein apni life ka koon sa waqeya sunaon...chal aik mazay ka yaad aaya wo sunata hon.

mein 5th class mein tha, aur cricket kheelnay ground mein jata tha, mere paas BMX cycle hoti thi jo kisi aur ke paas nahi hoti thi :tauba ...khair mein cycle pe ground pohancha, cricket kheelney laga, aik larka aaya aur meri cycle choori ker ke baag khara hua, mein ne door lagai us ke peechay lekin wo gadha kahan haath mein aanay wala tha :fuming: mujay tashveesh lahaq honay lagi aik to mein bagair bataye ghar se cricket kheelnay aaya tha aur doosra meri cycle bhi gaib thi mein ne tension le li aur beth gaya ground mein, soochnay laga ghar ja ke kia bataon ga, ke mein ne cycle ko lock bhi nahi kia tha, to ammi kahein gi ke tu hay he La'perwah...khair sham hui mein ghar ki taraf chal para, ajeeb ajeeb baatein zehan mein thi...ghar pohancha aur dekha ke cycle ghar mein khari thi :tauba mere aik baray cousin ne usay kahin dekh liya tha, us ne do lagai cycle wapis le ke ghar aa gaya...phir ammi ne khoob sunaein ke teri cycle le ke baag gaya aur tu ne bataya tak nahi...aur ammi ne yeh bhi poocha bagair bataye itni der ghar se gaib kyoon raha...is dooran ammi ne mujay aik :slap:
aap samaj rahah hein na mein kia khena chah raha hoon

yaar tum loog aap beeti ki jagah qissay sunanay lagay, aap beeti bachpan say shoro hoti hai matlab bachpan say :blush:, khair yeh bhi chalay ga :wk, apni zindgee kay chotay chotay qissay share kartay haiN :ghug:

[Mr. Sialkoty]

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yaar tum loog aap beeti ki jagah qissay sunanay lagay, aap beeti bachpan say shoro hoti hai matlab bachpan say :blush:, khair yeh bhi chalay ga :wk, apni zindgee kay chotay chotay qissay share kartay haiN :ghug:

:fuming: yeh kissa he tha, koi ghazal nahi sunai mein ne :fuming:

[RulzZ]

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:fuming: yeh kissa he tha, koi ghazal nahi sunai mein ne :fuming:

:slap: to woh he to keh raha hoon chalay gaa :lpop:

[RulzZ]

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once upon a time :blush: , aik family maiN baRay beTay kay yahaN mannatoN muradoN wala aik beta howa jis ka naam us kay dada jee nay Mazahir rakha... chonkay baRay baap ki baRi aulad honay ka sharf hasil hai is leay bharay ghar kay piyar ka nishana bhi banta tha :blush: , mujhay yaad hai kay meri phophoz jab aati theeN to mery gaal nocha karti theeN jis say mujhay baRi chiR hoti thee :embarasse bahar'haal har aik ka piyar karnay ka andaz alag hota hai :thmbup: , mery dada jee nay mery bachpan ki aik snap baRi si kara kar apnay ghar maiN bhi lagwai thee , mery dada jee baRay sakht aadmi thay laikin kehtay haiN na kay apnay bachoN say ziada piyar un kay bachoN par aata hai, is leay dada jee ka bohot piyar mila :lpop:

dada dadi kay elawa nana jee bhi hayat thay jab kay nani ka inteqal hogaya tha, nana aksar beemar rehtay thay, jab hosh sambhala to unhaiN bister par he paya, maiN un kay room maiN ghus jata tha aur un ki cheezoN ko chaiRta rehta tha :khi: , aur woh aankhaiN moondh kar meri sari harkataiN note kartay rehtay thay, jab maiN tape record kay pass jata to aik awaz aati hmmmm aur phir meri daur shoro ho jati thee :khi: , nana jee apnay pass chaRi bhi rakha kartay thay par shukar hai kabhi istemal nahee ki :blush:

baqi bataiN phir :wk

[Mr. Sialkoty]

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:slap: to woh he to keh raha hoon chalay gaa :lpop:

sirf chalay ga...ager meri cycle gawaach jati to :slap:

[lucky]

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salam....chalian main hee dare kerta hun
aur apni hatt beeti sunata hun



aap beeti sunata hun zra ghoor sy sunnoo














Jaoo main nahi sunata kisi aur sy sunno



:khi: :khi:

very funny:khi: :khi: :khi:

[lucky]

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ab koi apni aap beti sunaye ga b k nahi?
koi aap beti koi jag beti

[Almas]

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chalakie shetan ki nani hai :blush:

nani nahi:na: dadi...potay g:blush:

[RulzZ]

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nani nahi:na: dadi...potay g:blush:

dadi to meri ho na :lpop:, aur nani shaitan ki :wk, :tauba is rishtay say to shaitan mera czn howa :blush:

[_Dard_Aashna_]

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Jo ham peh beeti....

"bachpan mein ham kuchh larrkon ney aik larrkey ki woh hajamat bnaii keh bechara kaii ghantey behosh raha. Itna behosh key uska rang peela parr geya - kisi tor harkat nahin kar raha tha. Hamein (larrko ko) tashweesh honey lagi aur ham apney apney gharon mein jaa ker chhup gaey. Woh larki tapti hui dhoop mein kaii ghantey wahan parra raha. Phir kahan geya hamein nahin maloom. Magar yeh kisi ney kah diya keh parbat waley muhaley mein aik larka qatal huwa hai, ab police qatal larkon ko talash kar rahi hai. Hamara kaii kaii din tak khoon sookha raha. Un dino jo ham peh beet so beet - magar ham ney toba kar li keh aaindah kisi sey larraii nahin karni"

toba toba toba
itnai laraakai type

[_Dard_Aashna_]

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yaar murgi ke anday mein tujay kia kia bataon ke muj pe kia kia beeti, jo sunay ga wo khoon ke aansu bhi roo sakta he :blush:

chal tu bata, ke tujay mein apni life ka koon sa waqeya sunaon...chal aik mazay ka yaad aaya wo sunata hon.

mein 5th class mein tha, aur cricket kheelnay ground mein jata tha, mere paas BMX cycle hoti thi jo kisi aur ke paas nahi hoti thi :tauba ...khair mein cycle pe ground pohancha, cricket kheelney laga, aik larka aaya aur meri cycle choori ker ke baag khara hua, mein ne door lagai us ke peechay lekin wo gadha kahan haath mein aanay wala tha :fuming: mujay tashveesh lahaq honay lagi aik to mein bagair bataye ghar se cricket kheelnay aaya tha aur doosra meri cycle bhi gaib thi mein ne tension le li aur beth gaya ground mein, soochnay laga ghar ja ke kia bataon ga, ke mein ne cycle ko lock bhi nahi kia tha, to ammi kahein gi ke tu hay he La'perwah...khair sham hui mein ghar ki taraf chal para, ajeeb ajeeb baatein zehan mein thi...ghar pohancha aur dekha ke cycle ghar mein khari thi :tauba mere aik baray cousin ne usay kahin dekh liya tha, us ne do lagai cycle wapis le ke ghar aa gaya...phir ammi ne khoob sunaein ke teri cycle le ke baag gaya aur tu ne bataya tak nahi...aur ammi ne yeh bhi poocha bagair bataye itni der ghar se gaib kyoon raha...is dooran ammi ne mujay aik :slap:

aap samaj rahah hein na mein kia khena chah raha hoon

:kr: G ham samjh gaye aap kya kehna chah rahai hain
ammi nai aik say start lya hoga to aik soo pai ja kar ruki hoongi :kr:

[RulzZ]

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ab koi apni aap beti sunaye ga b k nahi?
koi aap beti koi jag beti

:tauba ho to gai hai apnay say opar wali post he paRh leteeN :embarasse

[_Dard_Aashna_]

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once upon a time :blush: , aik family maiN baRay beTay kay yahaN mannatoN muradoN wala aik beta howa jis ka naam us kay dada jee nay Mazahir rakha... chonkay baRay baap ki baRi aulad honay ka sharf hasil hai is leay bharay ghar kay piyar ka nishana bhi banta tha :blush: , mujhay yaad hai kay meri phophoz jab aati theeN to mery gaal nocha karti theeN jis say mujhay baRi chiR hoti thee :embarasse bahar'haal har aik ka piyar karnay ka andaz alag hota hai :thmbup: , mery dada jee nay mery bachpan ki aik snap baRi si kara kar apnay ghar maiN bhi lagwai thee , mery dada jee baRay sakht aadmi thay laikin kehtay haiN na kay apnay bachoN say ziada piyar un kay bachoN par aata hai, is leay dada jee ka bohot piyar mila :lpop:

dada dadi kay elawa nana jee bhi hayat thay jab kay nani ka inteqal hogaya tha, nana aksar beemar rehtay thay, jab hosh sambhala to unhaiN bister par he paya, maiN un kay room maiN ghus jata tha aur un ki cheezoN ko chaiRta rehta tha :khi: , aur woh aankhaiN moondh kar meri sari harkataiN note kartay rehtay thay, jab maiN tape record kay pass jata to aik awaz aati hmmmm aur phir meri daur shoro ho jati thee :khi: , nana jee apnay pass chaRi bhi rakha kartay thay par shukar hai kabhi istemal nahee ki :blush:

baqi bataiN phir :wk

Once upon a time to aisey kaha jesai bohaaaaattttt puraani baat ho :soch:

hamen kya pata wo charri kitni baar isteemaal hoi :donno: aur kya pata ab tak istemaal hoti rehti ho