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    khanay ka Bill aur Masood bhai!!!


    Assalam-o-aLikum!!!:salam:

    Ummid ha ap sab theek thak hongay!!!:wk
    Aik raaz ko fash karnay kay liya hazir hoi hon:lpop:
    aur woh ya kah humaray itnay achay ...itnay achay ...itnay zyada achay Masood bhai urf Admin sahab .........itnay achay hain itnay achay hian ,itnay achay ha kah pata nahi kitnay achay hain:donno: :kr: :kr: :kr: :kr:

    unho nay apni achai ka muzahira kuch iss tarhan kiya kah .............:khi:

    Hum sab Pegham Family ko khana khiela kar aur GTG arrange karnay kay baad .......jab Holiday Inn walo nay unko bill pakraya tu .......tu bill pay karnay kay paisay dosron ki jaib ma dhondtay rahay jes per holiday inn walo se kuch kutt(mar) kha kar .......... unho nay apnay hunar ka istamaal kartay howay Holiday Inn kay saray bartan dho dalay ..........(Tallian!!!dekhiya humaray Admin kitnay tallented ha):clap: :clap: :clap: :clap:

    aur unki bartan dhotay howay hum nay aik adad pic lay li:lpop:
    ya dekhiya bechary bartan dho dho kar patlay hogay:tasali: hain.....100 saal ka khana hazam hogiya unka:kr: :kr: :kr: :kr:



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    Re: khanay ka Bill aur Masood bhai!!!

    Dar'asal merey patley honey ki wajah yeh nahin keh main ney bartan dhoey hain - asal wajah yeh thi keh jab ham dining hall mein bethey they to Fari woh petoooo sabit hui keh apney table ka sara khana harrap kar gaii aur phir doosrey tables per hath saaf karney shuru kari diyey - :embarasse main issey pakarrney mein tha aur yeh kabhi jump lagati hui us table per hoti aur kabhi us table per - bas isi kash'makash mein mein dubla ho geya :embarasse
    tumharey bas mein agar ho to bhool jao mujhey
    tumhein bhulaney mein shayid mujhey zamana lagey

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    • #3
      Re: khanay ka Bill aur Masood bhai!!!

      Originally posted by Masood View Post
      Dar'asal merey patley honey ki wajah yeh nahin keh main ney bartan dhoey hain - asal wajah yeh thi keh jab ham dining hall mein bethey they to Fari woh petoooo sabit hui keh apney table ka sara khana harrap kar gaii aur phir doosrey tables per hath saaf karney shuru kari diyey - :embarasse main issey pakarrney mein tha aur yeh kabhi jump lagati hui us table per hoti aur kabhi us table per - bas isi kash'makash mein mein dubla ho geya :embarasse


      :kr: yani ap mantay haiin kah ap Pehlay hathi thay:kr: :kr: :kr:

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        Re: khanay ka Bill aur Masood bhai!!!

        Originally posted by fari View Post
        :kr: yani ap mantay haiin kah ap Pehlay hathi thay:kr: :kr: :kr:

        Hathi to nahin tha magar tum sey mil ker lagta hai keh ham sab tumharey samney kuchh bhi nahin - waisey sochta hoon keh us kursi ka kya haal hota ho ga jis per tum burjmaan ho :tauba
        tumharey bas mein agar ho to bhool jao mujhey
        tumhein bhulaney mein shayid mujhey zamana lagey

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        • #5
          Re: khanay ka Bill aur Masood bhai!!!

          Originally posted by Masood View Post
          Hathi to nahin tha magar tum sey mil ker lagta hai keh ham sab tumharey samney kuchh bhi nahin - waisey sochta hoon keh us kursi ka kya haal hota ho ga jis per tum burjmaan ho :tauba
          ab jhoot na bolo Uncle:zuban: Mai tu itni smart hon:blush: ........App tu GTG ma darwazay se andar hi nahi ghus pa rahay thay itnay motay thay:tomato: :tomato: :tomato: :tomato: :tomato: :tomato:App tu mujhay lagta ha zamin per hi bathay rahtay hain kiun kah jes Seat per bathtay hongay toot jati hogi:kr: :kr: :kr: :kr:

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            Re: khanay ka Bill aur Masood bhai!!!

            Originally posted by fari View Post
            ab jhoot na bolo Uncle:zuban: Mai tu itni smart hon:blush: ........App tu GTG ma darwazay se andar hi nahi ghus pa rahay thay itnay motay thay:tomato: :tomato: :tomato: :tomato: :tomato: :tomato:App tu mujhay lagta ha zamin per hi bathay rahtay hain kiun kah jes Seat per bathtay hongay toot jati hogi:kr: :kr: :kr: :kr:
            Main to Khuda ki khudaii mein aik chhota sa purza hoon bachi - magar tumhein dekh ker to sab aagey sey hat gaey they - mujhey yaad hai keh Holiday Inn ka manager merey paas aaya aur kehney laga: "sir agar kahein to Fari ko Cran sey uthaa ker ley aaein" :kr: :kr: :kr: :kr: :kr:
            tumharey bas mein agar ho to bhool jao mujhey
            tumhein bhulaney mein shayid mujhey zamana lagey

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            • #7
              Re: khanay ka Bill aur Masood bhai!!!

              Originally posted by Masood View Post
              Main to Khuda ki khudaii mein aik chhota sa purza hoon bachi - magar tumhein dekh ker to sab aagey sey hat gaey they - mujhey yaad hai keh Holiday Inn ka manager merey paas aaya aur kehney laga: "sir agar kahein to Fari ko Cran sey uthaa ker ley aaein" :kr: :kr: :kr: :kr: :kr:

              :kr: :kr: wah lagta ha holiday Inn walo ko apkay liya special cran lani pari:kr: App chotay purzay hain .......per hain 20 logo kay barabar:kr: :kr: :kr:

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              • #8
                Re: khanay ka Bill aur Masood bhai!!!

                Originally posted by fari View Post
                Assalam-o-aLikum!!!:salam:

                Ummid ha ap sab theek thak hongay!!!:wk
                Aik raaz ko fash karnay kay liya hazir hoi hon:lpop:
                aur woh ya kah humaray itnay achay ...itnay achay ...itnay zyada achay Masood bhai urf Admin sahab .........itnay achay hain itnay achay hian ,itnay achay ha kah pata nahi kitnay achay hain:donno: :kr: :kr: :kr: :kr:

                unho nay apni achai ka muzahira kuch iss tarhan kiya kah .............:khi:

                Hum sab Pegham Family ko khana khiela kar aur GTG arrange karnay kay baad .......jab Holiday Inn walo nay unko bill pakraya tu .......tu bill pay karnay kay paisay dosron ki jaib ma dhondtay rahay jes per holiday inn walo se kuch kutt(mar) kha kar .......... unho nay apnay hunar ka istamaal kartay howay Holiday Inn kay saray bartan dho dalay ..........(Tallian!!!dekhiya humaray Admin kitnay tallented ha):clap: :clap: :clap: :clap:

                aur unki bartan dhotay howay hum nay aik adad pic lay li:lpop:
                ya dekhiya bechary bartan dho dho kar patlay hogay:tasali: hain.....100 saal ka khana hazam hogiya unka:kr: :kr: :kr: :kr:



                Oh ho.... masood bhaeeee,braaa afsos hua aaap ko iss halat mai dekh k,.. yeh log tou khana khaa k khud aaa gaye magr inn ko kia ilm thaa k Masoood bhaee ko yeh GTG bohat mengaa pray ga aur Farii ki quick eyes inn ko catch kar rahee hongeeee..
                Chalo ubb banda pechtaway k ilawa aur kar b kia saktaa hai.....

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                • #9
                  Re: khanay ka Bill aur Masood bhai!!!

                  Originally posted by a man of letters View Post
                  Oh ho.... masood bhaeeee,braaa afsos hua aaap ko iss halat mai dekh k,.. yeh log tou khana khaa k khud aaa gaye magr inn ko kia ilm thaa k Masoood bhaee ko yeh GTG bohat mengaa pray ga aur Farii ki quick eyes inn ko catch kar rahee hongeeee..
                  Chalo ubb banda pechtaway k ilawa aur kar b kia saktaa hai.....
                  :khi:

                  I Have Green Blood In My Veins Because I Am a Pakistani


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                  • #10
                    Re: khanay ka Bill aur Masood bhai!!!

                    admin sahib zara mairay bartan bhi dho jaya ga aik din masi ko rest mil jaya ga :lpop:
                    geet ka husan ho tum ho janay gahzal
                    shairoon ki haseen shairee tum say hai
                    maira gham aur mairee har khushi tum say hai
                    janay maan ya mairee zindagi tum say hai

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                    • #11
                      Re: khanay ka Bill aur Masood bhai!!!

                      Originally posted by ZoE View Post
                      admin sahib zara mairay bartan bhi dho jaya ga aik din masi ko rest mil jaya ga :lpop:
                      :thmbup: :kr: :kr: :kr: :kr: :kr:
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                      • #12
                        Re: khanay ka Bill aur Masood bhai!!!

                        Originally posted by Eshaa Chaudhry View Post
                        :thmbup: :kr: :kr: :kr: :kr: :kr:
                        :36_3_16[1]:
                        geet ka husan ho tum ho janay gahzal
                        shairoon ki haseen shairee tum say hai
                        maira gham aur mairee har khushi tum say hai
                        janay maan ya mairee zindagi tum say hai

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                        • #13
                          Re: khanay ka Bill aur Masood bhai!!!

                          :khi: :khi: :khi:
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                          • #14
                            Re: khanay ka Bill aur Masood bhai!!!

                            Originally posted by ZoE View Post
                            admin sahib zara mairay bartan bhi dho jaya ga aik din masi ko rest mil jaya ga :lpop:

                            ya apkay kiya ap kay muhalay kay bartan bhi saray dho dain gay .........ya tu 10 masiyo ka kam aik waqt mai kar saktay hian:kr: :kr:

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                            • #15
                              Re: khanay ka Bill aur Masood bhai!!!

                              Originally posted by fari View Post
                              :kr: :kr: wah lagta ha holiday Inn walo ko apkay liya special cran lani pari:kr: App chotay purzay hain .......per hain 20 logo kay barabar:kr: :kr: :kr:
                              haan AQAL mein :lol magar tum to us sey bhi pedal ho - jaisey tum har shay sey pedal ho :kr: :kr: :kr:
                              tumharey bas mein agar ho to bhool jao mujhey
                              tumhein bhulaney mein shayid mujhey zamana lagey

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