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1)Amitabh Bachchan
Amithabh: Thank you for calling customer care... rishte mein to hum
tumhare baap lagate hian filhaal ek customer care rep hain...
Customer: (angrily) I NEED YOUR MANAGER
Amithabh: Jaao pehle uske manager ko laao jisne mere baap ko chor kaha tha.. Jaao pehle uske manager ko laao jisne meri maa ko gaali dekar naukri se nikaal diya tha.. Jaao pehle uske manager ko laao jisne mere haath pe
yeh likh diya tha... uske baad uske baad mere bhai.. Tum jis manager ko
kahoge main laaonga..
2)Dharmendra
Dharmendra: Thank you for callllllliiiiingggg.....
Customer: I need help
Dharmendra: main aaraahoon maa...
Customer: I am unable to use your product... its waste and worthless
Dharmendra: Kutte mein tera khoon peejaaonga..
Customer: What!!! I need your manager
Dharmendra: (To his manager) Manager is customer ke saamne nahi naachna
3) Shatru
Shatru : Aaaaaiiin Kis ullllu ke patthe ne call kiya hai...
Customer: How dare you speak like that
Shatru: Khaaaamoshhhhh... seedhi tarah bolde issue kya hai warna...
haaa haaa!!!
4) Asrani
Asrani: hahhaaaaaaa naya kabutar ne call kiya
Customer: I lost my invoice
Asrani: Hahhaaaaaaaa hamare jasoos kone kone mein phaile hue hain
mil jayegi hum angrezon ke zamaane ke rep hain..haahhaaa
5) Bindu
Bindu: Shabnam naam hai mera... pyar se log shabbo bolte hain..bolo main
tumhare kis kaam aasakti hoon.
6) Shakti Kapoor
Shakti: AAAuuuuuu...mera naam hai balllllllllma. Thank you for calling
aaauuuuu
Customer: I need your manager
Shakti: Mujhse baat karona.. 7)Ajit
Ajit: Saara shehar mujhe Lion ke naam se jaanta hai..... May I know your name please
Customer: Mona
Ajit: Mona darling... tumne hamein call kyun kiya
Customer: (Angrily) I WANT YOUR MANAGER
Ajit: Mona dear.. Agar hum tumhe hamara manager dedenge to hamein manage kaun karega....
8) Amjad Khan (Gabbar)
Gabbar: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ....Jo dargaya samjho wo maraga... batao tumhen kya chahiye
Customer: I want to buy a product from your company
Gabbar: Kitne paise hai re
Customer: $ 10.00
Gabbar: Suvvar ke bachcho ... sirf... $10.00...dhikkaar hai
9) Prem Chopra
Prem Chopra: Prem...Prem naam hai mera.. Prem chopra...
Customer: I lost my invoice I need one
Prem Chopra: Kar bhalaa to ho bhalaa..jaa apni invoice khud dhoondle
10) Rajkumar
Rajkumar: Jaani ..... Tumhara ye call bahut qeemti hai.. Ise cut mat karna
Customer: I lost my invoice
Rajkumar: Jaani... ye invoice hai.. Bacchon ke khelne ki cheez nahi
Customer: shut up.. I need my invoice sent to me in 10 minutes... otherwise I will speak to your manager
Rajkumar: Dhamki kisi aur ko jaakar dena... manager humko darasake manager mein itna dum nahi... humse hai manager... manager se hum nahi...
11) Shahrukh Khan
Shahrukh: Thank you for kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
Customer hung up the phone....
Amithabh: Thank you for calling customer care... rishte mein to hum
tumhare baap lagate hian filhaal ek customer care rep hain...
Customer: (angrily) I NEED YOUR MANAGER
Amithabh: Jaao pehle uske manager ko laao jisne mere baap ko chor kaha tha.. Jaao pehle uske manager ko laao jisne meri maa ko gaali dekar naukri se nikaal diya tha.. Jaao pehle uske manager ko laao jisne mere haath pe
yeh likh diya tha... uske baad uske baad mere bhai.. Tum jis manager ko
kahoge main laaonga..
2)Dharmendra
Dharmendra: Thank you for callllllliiiiingggg.....
Customer: I need help
Dharmendra: main aaraahoon maa...
Customer: I am unable to use your product... its waste and worthless
Dharmendra: Kutte mein tera khoon peejaaonga..
Customer: What!!! I need your manager
Dharmendra: (To his manager) Manager is customer ke saamne nahi naachna
3) Shatru
Shatru : Aaaaaiiin Kis ullllu ke patthe ne call kiya hai...
Customer: How dare you speak like that
Shatru: Khaaaamoshhhhh... seedhi tarah bolde issue kya hai warna...
haaa haaa!!!
4) Asrani
Asrani: hahhaaaaaaa naya kabutar ne call kiya
Customer: I lost my invoice
Asrani: Hahhaaaaaaaa hamare jasoos kone kone mein phaile hue hain
mil jayegi hum angrezon ke zamaane ke rep hain..haahhaaa
5) Bindu
Bindu: Shabnam naam hai mera... pyar se log shabbo bolte hain..bolo main
tumhare kis kaam aasakti hoon.
6) Shakti Kapoor
Shakti: AAAuuuuuu...mera naam hai balllllllllma. Thank you for calling
aaauuuuu
Customer: I need your manager
Shakti: Mujhse baat karona.. 7)Ajit
Ajit: Saara shehar mujhe Lion ke naam se jaanta hai..... May I know your name please
Customer: Mona
Ajit: Mona darling... tumne hamein call kyun kiya
Customer: (Angrily) I WANT YOUR MANAGER
Ajit: Mona dear.. Agar hum tumhe hamara manager dedenge to hamein manage kaun karega....
8) Amjad Khan (Gabbar)
Gabbar: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ....Jo dargaya samjho wo maraga... batao tumhen kya chahiye
Customer: I want to buy a product from your company
Gabbar: Kitne paise hai re
Customer: $ 10.00
Gabbar: Suvvar ke bachcho ... sirf... $10.00...dhikkaar hai
9) Prem Chopra
Prem Chopra: Prem...Prem naam hai mera.. Prem chopra...
Customer: I lost my invoice I need one
Prem Chopra: Kar bhalaa to ho bhalaa..jaa apni invoice khud dhoondle
10) Rajkumar
Rajkumar: Jaani ..... Tumhara ye call bahut qeemti hai.. Ise cut mat karna
Customer: I lost my invoice
Rajkumar: Jaani... ye invoice hai.. Bacchon ke khelne ki cheez nahi
Customer: shut up.. I need my invoice sent to me in 10 minutes... otherwise I will speak to your manager
Rajkumar: Dhamki kisi aur ko jaakar dena... manager humko darasake manager mein itna dum nahi... humse hai manager... manager se hum nahi...
11) Shahrukh Khan
Shahrukh: Thank you for kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
Customer hung up the phone....
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