% Buri Khabar %

[Masood]

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U se meri katti hai, U baat matt kero :hathora , aur yeh totkey apni oun ke liyeh rakho :zuban:

kuchh log rooth kar bhi lagtey hain kitney pyaarey
chup rah kar bhi nazar mein hain aag key shrarey

:lol :lol :lol

['SamRazi']

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I'm in dilemma...mirchi ki garmi zuban se nikalti hai, agar nahin to gaalon pe ubharti hai.

Phir to aap ko koi chhota mota pimples huwa hoga, don't worry dagh ko mitane ke liye "Hydroquine" composition ka koi ointment use kar lena.

Hmmmmmm. .... nice Info Thnx :thmbup:

['SamRazi']

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baisan ham haldi daal kay dagh pay mallian ...
lemon bhi best hai..

Hmmmmmm. ....mei istemal kerti hoon magar baisan mei haldi aur fresh cream mila ker :D

[Masood]

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mei istemal kerti hoon magar baisan mei haldi aur fresh cream mila ker

saath mein AALU aur ONIONS bhi daal kar pakorey bhi bnaa lo :lol

['SamRazi']

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kuchh log rooth kar bhi lagtey hain kitney pyaarey
chup rah kar bhi nazar mein hain aag key shrarey

:lol :lol :lol

Hans kis per rahey ho..... :fuming:

[Masood]

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Hans kis per rahey ho..... :fuming:

chalein rotey hain phir

inta ghussa mat kiya karein kahee pimple ki aik lambhi line na ban jaey chehrey shareef per :wk

['SamRazi']

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saath mein AALU aur ONIONS bhi daal kar pakorey bhi bnaa lo :lol

Chup raho :hathora ....U se neem hakkem khatraye jaanwaley mashwarey kisi ne nahi mangey, U buhut kharab ho

[Masood]

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Chup raho :hathora ....U se neem hakkem khatraye jaanwaley mashwarey kisi ne nahi mangey, U buhut kharab ho

Kharab aur main??? :tauba :tauba haaaey bhalaee da tey zamaney ee naee :hathora

achha chalo phool :phool: ley lo aur ab rona band karo warna pimple bikhar jaey ga

[khurram_shaikh]

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Aaj aap logo ko ke sath ek buri khabar share kerna thi




Aur jo thori tention wali baat bhi hai







Aaj subah jab mei outhi to dekha poorey 4 months ke baad mere chahrey per ek pimple aaya hai





Ab pata nahi yeh kitney din tak rahey ga, aur ous ke baad kitney din tak is ka mark rahey ga





Hanso matt





Yeh koi mazak nahi hai





Aur mujhe yeh batao ke tum logo mei se kis ne meri burayi ki yaan mujhe nazar lagayi jis ki waja se yeh huwa




Jaldi bataou ta ke mei ous gustakh ki khabar lai sakoon

Assalaam o alekum,


uffffffffffffffff khoodaa pahaar aur nikli chuuuuuhiyaaaaaaaaaaaa :hathora :hathora :tomato: :tomato:

[Yaaram]

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Shy ji bohat hi buri dost hain aap - aap ko hamari pyari si nazuk si achamba si, aik pimple sey ghbraa janey wali dost sey koi hamdardi nahin :hathora aaiye sab mil kar aah-o-fughaan kartey hain aur Saima ki tabah-e-nazuk key liye dua-e-bakhshish mangtey hain aur KHABARDAR hansna mana hai :lol

ok hum nahi hanste........:D: :lol.......sorry hansna manaah hai :lol
hum to dua hi kar sakte hain :D:

[Z.]

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Saima mey hans to nahi rahi ....:D
Aap garmi mey choclate mat khaya karein ye nahi key bilkul hi chor dein magar germiyon mey kam ker deyni chahiye

mey ney aik jaga perha tha key jab aap ko lagey key aap key chehrey per pimple nikalney wala hai to ice us per mal liya karein ya sirf uper rakh dein to wo khatam ho jata hai

aur subha saweyrey 3 glass paani ... bilkul zaberdast baat hai :thmbup:

leykin baki din mey bhi peeti raha karein atleast 6 glass to zaroor honey chahiyein

[Masood]

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Aap garmi mey choclate mat khaya karein

Gul inhin garmi mein chocolate khaney se mana mat karein, balkey inhein garmi mein GARMI khaney sey mana karein - dekhein na ham sey kitni khafa hui hain, apney pimple ki wajah sey :lol

['SamRazi']

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Kharab aur main??? :tauba :tauba haaaey bhalaee da tey zamaney ee naee :hathora

achha chalo phool :phool: ley lo aur ab rona band karo warna pimple bikhar jaey ga

Nahi chahiyeh U ke phool, U per ab bharosa nahi, kya pata U ke phoolon mei se U ke jesa shaitan machar nikal ker katey

['SamRazi']

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Assalaam o alekum,


uffffffffffffffff khoodaa pahaar aur nikli chuuuuuhiyaaaaaaaaaaaa :hathora :hathora :tomato: :tomato:

u to masood se bhu burey ho, Intey khatarnak hathyar mujh masoom per use ker rahey ho :(

['SamRazi']

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Saima mey hans to nahi rahi ....:D
Aap garmi mey choclate mat khaya karein ye nahi key bilkul hi chor dein magar germiyon mey kam ker deyni chahiye

mey ney aik jaga perha tha key jab aap ko lagey key aap key chehrey per pimple nikalney wala hai to ice us per mal liya karein ya sirf uper rakh dein to wo khatam ho jata hai

aur subha saweyrey 3 glass paani ... bilkul zaberdast baat hai :thmbup:

leykin baki din mey bhi peeti raha karein atleast 6 glass to zaroor honey chahiyein

Thnx Gul for the tip, baqi din bhi ofcourse peeti hoon pani :)