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[Kh@w@r]

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lakeen aap ki aankhein tu band hain... yaqeen na ho tu apna siggy daikh lijye...:blush:

kuch loogon ko dekhne k liye ankhay khoolne ki zroorat nahi parti

[Eshaa Chaudhry]

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ap chahay in say bari hai par akal k maamlay man choti hai na :tasali:


balke aysa kahna theek ho ga k :D


akal naam ki koe cheez nahi hai ap k paas

muj say udhaar lay leejye baad man wapis kar dejye ga :comfort:

aap k dimagh mein bharay bhoosay se hum aag laga saktay hain ..aur to kisi kaam anhin aaey ga ye bhus :kr: :kr: :kr:

[Kh@w@r]

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:tasali:

Oho aap to darr gaey :lpop: ..........:zuban:

ab KHOOFSORAT cheezay dekh k to bare b dar jatay hian :pagal:


abi to hum bachay hian .:lpop: .. ( APNE MAA BAAP K ) :zuban:

[Kh@w@r]

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isi liye hum ne start mein hi kaha tha na :blush: keh aap tu bare na sumjh waqaye hoye hain...

to phir is ka kiya hal nikaala jaa sakta hai :ghug:

[ummid]

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kuch loogon ko dekhne k liye ankhay khoolne ki zroorat nahi parti

kuch log band aankho se bhi nahi dikhte na...:blush:

[Eshaa Chaudhry]

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nahi main to UMMID ki de say baatein kar raha tha

to is mein naachnay ki kya baat ..aap kaheen wakaey circus mein dance to naheen kertay dugdugee per :kr: :kr:

[Kh@w@r]

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aap k dimagh mein bharay bhoosay se hum aag laga saktay hain ..aur to kisi kaam anhin aaey ga ye bhus :kr: :kr: :kr:

aur b boha say kaamliye jaa sakte hian :D

malsan ap ko pata hai sardi hai to is ko jala k aagh seknay ka b apna hi maza hai

par waisay aap k paas to bhusa b nahi hai :kr:

[ummid]

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to phir is ka kiya hal nikaala jaa sakta hai :ghug:

aap koi maths ka question nahi jo aap ka hul nikala jaye:na: .. waise bail(ox) wala hul aap ke liye chalega...:blush:

[Eshaa Chaudhry]

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:tasali:


ab KHOOFSORAT cheezay dekh k to bare b dar jatay hian :pagal:


abi to hum bachay hian .:lpop: .. ( APNE MAA BAAP K ) :zuban:

jee jabhi hum bhi darr rahay hain aapki BHOOTnaak siggy se ....:kr: :kr:
bhooton k beauty contest mein jaaiey for sura bila muqbila jeet aapki hogi

[Kh@w@r]

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to is mein naachnay ki kya baat ..aap kaheen wakaey circus mein dance to naheen kertay dugdugee per :kr: :kr:

ap ko to pata hona chahye :D:




ap b to sath waalay pinjre man band hoti hia .... chlack loomri :kr:

[Kh@w@r]

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kuch log band aankho se bhi nahi dikhte na...:blush:

kyon k un ki nazir kamzoor hoti hai na is liye :cc:

[Eshaa Chaudhry]

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aur b boha say kaamliye jaa sakte hian :D

malsan ap ko pata hai sardi hai to is ko jala k aagh seknay ka b apna hi maza hai

par waisay aap k paas to bhusa b nahi hai :kr:

:alhamd: humein Allah nay dimagh diya ....:blush:
bhusa aur chara type cheezein animals k pss hoty hain .like u :zuban:

[ummid]

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kyon k un ki nazir kamzoor hoti hai na is liye :cc:

kin ki nazrein??:blush:

[Kh@w@r]

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jee jabhi hum bhi darr rahay hain aapki BHOOTnaak siggy se ....:kr: :kr:
bhooton k beauty contest mein jaaiey for sura bila muqbila jeet aapki hogi

gaya tha wo boolay k humhe ap ki nahi churailon ki zroorat hai jo aak kal makeup karne k baad ap ban jaati hai

to ap ko ya waala moqa de raha hon faeda othaye aur jeeyte :kr:

[Kh@w@r]

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aap koi maths ka question nahi jo aap ka hul nikala jaye:na: .. waise bail(ox) wala hul aap ke liye chalega...:blush:

waisay ap ko kis kis ka hal maloom hai :mm: