Kabhi yooN bhi hoo...!! (Masood)

[RulzZ]

Assalam o Alaikum :salam:,

kabhi yooN bhi hoo kay aik aur thread kaysath hazir-e-khidmat hain, aaj maiN apnay jigri dushman Masood kay baray main kuch batana chahta hoon, yeh aik raaz ki baat hai kay masood pehlay lawyer thaa (aajkal lier hai :shh:), aik mertaba woh aik case ki pairvi kar'rha thaa, us kay mokil ko kisi nay mara thaa, us nay katehray main kharay mulzim say sawal kia aap nay mery mokil ko zad-e-kob kia hai :fuming:, mulzim nay kaha nahee :na:, masood nay kaha aap nay usay dhak'ka day kar giraya aur usay mara :fuming:, mulzim nay kaha nahee maiN nay to bas halka sa dhak'ka dia tha :blush:, masood sahab nay kaha acha to zara katehray say bahar aaeay aur mujhay dhak'ka day kar bataeay kay kaisay dhakka dia tha (masood nay socha kay mulzim ghussay main usay dhak'ka day ga aur apna case kamzor kar lay ga) judge sahab nay bhi ijazat day di , phir janab woh mulzim katehray say bahar aaya aur Masood ka gareban pakar kar zoor say dhak'ka dia aur us ki khul kar dhunai kar dali :kr:, masood yeh soch kar piT'ta rhaa kay mulzim apnay khilaaf sabot paish kar'rha hai aur apna case kamzoor kar'rha hai..... :blush:, jab woh mulzim achi terhaan dhulai kar chuka to wapis katehray main aagaya, judge sahab nay pocha "to aap nay is terhaan mara thaa" to mulzim nay kaha ................








































































jee nahee judge sahab is ka sirf 2 feesad :lpop:

[Z.]

Re: Kabhi yooN bhi hoo...!! (Masood)

:lol

katheray waley mulzim kaheen aap to nahi they :P

[RulzZ]

Re: Kabhi yooN bhi hoo...!! (Masood)

:lol

katheray waley mulzim kaheen aap to nahi they :P

aap loog har ulti baat par mera he naam kioN laytay hain :hhh: , mujhay pata hai kay maiN masoom hoon :lpop:, laikin itna bhi nahee , xenya khala agla thread ab aap par he post hoga :devilsmil

[Z.]

Re: Kabhi yooN bhi hoo...!! (Masood)

aap loog har ulti baat par mera he naam kioN laytay hain :hhh: , mujhay pata hai kay maiN masoom hoon :lpop:, laikin itna bhi nahee , xenya khala agla thread ab aap par he post hoga :devilsmil

Mey ney kab aap ki masoomiat per kuch kaha hai :P
is kahani mey sirf 3 character they.....ab judge aap honey sey rahey :P (wat if agar judge Aanchal hoti :D)

Masood bro. ki jaga mey aap ko leyney sey rahi :P to Mulzim aap hi huye na


aur Xenya khala sirf mujhey meyri bhanji kehti hia :a stick:

[RulzZ]

Re: Kabhi yooN bhi hoo...!! (Masood)

aur Xenya khala sirf mujhey meyri bhanji kehti hia :a stick:

to aap ko aitraz hai kay maiN aap ko khala bana rhaa hoon , maiN aap ki shikayat aanchal khala say karonga

[Z.]

Re: Kabhi yooN bhi hoo...!! (Masood)

to aap ko aitraz hai kay maiN aap ko khala bana rhaa hoon , maiN aap ki shikayat aanchal khala say karonga

bilkul......mey sirf apni bhanji ki khala hun!

Aanchal sey sheykayat laga dien....nuqsaan aap ka apna ho ga :lol

[Masood]

Re: Kabhi yooN bhi hoo...!! (Masood)

Assalam o Alaikum :salam:,

kabhi yooN bhi hoo kay aik aur thread kaysath hazir-e-khidmat hain, aaj maiN apnay jigri dushman Masood kay baray main kuch batana chahta hoon, yeh aik raaz ki baat hai kay masood pehlay lawyer thaa (aajkal lier hai :shh:), aik mertaba woh aik case ki pairvi kar'rha thaa, us kay mokil ko kisi nay mara thaa, us nay katehray main kharay mulzim say sawal kia aap nay mery mokil ko zad-e-kob kia hai :fuming:, mulzim nay kaha nahee :na:, masood nay kaha aap nay usay dhak'ka day kar giraya aur usay mara :fuming:, mulzim nay kaha nahee maiN nay to bas halka sa dhak'ka dia tha :blush:, masood sahab nay kaha acha to zara katehray say bahar aaeay aur mujhay dhak'ka day kar bataeay kay kaisay dhakka dia tha (masood nay socha kay mulzim ghussay main usay dhak'ka day ga aur apna case kamzor kar lay ga) judge sahab nay bhi ijazat day di , phir janab woh mulzim katehray say bahar aaya aur Masood ka gareban pakar kar zoor say dhak'ka dia aur us ki khul kar dhunai kar dali :kr:, masood yeh soch kar piT'ta rhaa kay mulzim apnay khilaaf sabot paish kar'rha hai aur apna case kamzoor kar'rha hai..... :blush:, jab woh mulzim achi terhaan dhulai kar chuka to wapis katehray main aagaya, judge sahab nay pocha "to aap nay is terhaan mara thaa" to mulzim nay kaha ................

jee nahee judge sahab is ka sirf 2 feesad :lpop:

Fittey Munh :tauba itna achha khaka paish kar key end kitna bura kiya hai - main to samjha keh kahey ga: nahin judge sahib yeh to siraf uska aaghaz tha :p

[fari]

Re: Kabhi yooN bhi hoo...!! (Masood)

Assalam o Alaikum :salam:,

kabhi yooN bhi hoo kay aik aur thread kaysath hazir-e-khidmat hain, aaj maiN apnay jigri dushman Masood kay baray main kuch batana chahta hoon, yeh aik raaz ki baat hai kay masood pehlay lawyer thaa (aajkal lier hai :shh:), aik mertaba woh aik case ki pairvi kar'rha thaa, us kay mokil ko kisi nay mara thaa, us nay katehray main kharay mulzim say sawal kia aap nay mery mokil ko zad-e-kob kia hai :fuming:, mulzim nay kaha nahee :na:, masood nay kaha aap nay usay dhak'ka day kar giraya aur usay mara :fuming:, mulzim nay kaha nahee maiN nay to bas halka sa dhak'ka dia tha :blush:, masood sahab nay kaha acha to zara katehray say bahar aaeay aur mujhay dhak'ka day kar bataeay kay kaisay dhakka dia tha (masood nay socha kay mulzim ghussay main usay dhak'ka day ga aur apna case kamzor kar lay ga) judge sahab nay bhi ijazat day di , phir janab woh mulzim katehray say bahar aaya aur Masood ka gareban pakar kar zoor say dhak'ka dia aur us ki khul kar dhunai kar dali :kr:, masood yeh soch kar piT'ta rhaa kay mulzim apnay khilaaf sabot paish kar'rha hai aur apna case kamzoor kar'rha hai..... :blush:, jab woh mulzim achi terhaan dhulai kar chuka to wapis katehray main aagaya, judge sahab nay pocha "to aap nay is terhaan mara thaa" to mulzim nay kaha ................

jee nahee judge sahab is ka sirf 2 feesad :lpop:

:mm: Masood bhai ko uss ki mar se kiya farq para hoga.........:hathora bhala buldozer typo logo ko kiya farq paray ga insaani mar se:donno:

[Masood]

Re: Kabhi yooN bhi hoo...!! (Masood)

:mm: Masood bhai ko uss ki mar se kiya farq para hoga.........:hathora bhala buldozer typo logo ko kiya farq paray ga insaani mar se:donno:

poochh loon ga tumhein zara mujhey aa leney do :p

[fari]

Re: Kabhi yooN bhi hoo...!! (Masood)

poochh loon ga tumhein zara mujhey aa leney do :p

kiya pouch lain gay:donno: ..........mai nahi batoan gi:na: kah buldozar typo logo ko kasay martay hain :hathora mai ya sirf scorpion uncle ko bataon gi

[Z.]

Re: Kabhi yooN bhi hoo...!! (Masood)

Fittey Munh :tauba itna achha khaka paish kar key end kitna bura kiya hai - main to samjha keh kahey ga: nahin judge sahib yeh to siraf uska aaghaz tha :p

phir yun hota :P

Mulzim: "Nahin Judge Sahib ye to siraf us ka aaghaz tha"

Lawyer: (ghussey sey ) Ab is ka anjaam bhi ker do

Judge: (thinking key ye shayad muqadmey ka hissa hai)

Mulzim: (Judge ki taraf deykhtey huye seekin for permission)

Judge: (without any hesitation) Ijazat hai ....






The End!

[sccorpion81]

Re: Kabhi yooN bhi hoo...!! (Masood)

phir yun hota :P

Mulzim: "Nahin Judge Sahib ye to siraf us ka aaghaz tha"

Lawyer: (ghussey sey ) Ab is ka anjaam bhi ker do

Judge: (thinking key ye shayad muqadmey ka hissa hai)

Mulzim: (Judge ki taraf deykhtey huye seekin for permission)

Judge: (without any hesitation) Ijazat hai ....






The End!

hehehehehhehehhhhehehehe

[RulzZ]

Re: Kabhi yooN bhi hoo...!! (Masood)

Fittey Munh :tauba itna achha khaka paish kar key end kitna bura kiya hai - main to samjha keh kahey ga: nahin judge sahib yeh to siraf uska aaghaz tha :p

ab jo chahay keh lo, jo hona thaa woh hogaya :tasali:

:mm: Masood bhai ko uss ki mar se kiya farq para hoga.........:hathora bhala buldozer typo logo ko kiya farq paray ga insaani mar se:donno:

khabardar jo mery masoom say dost ko kuch kaha :slap:

[fari]

Re: Kabhi yooN bhi hoo...!! (Masood)

khabardar jo mery masoom say dost ko kuch kaha :slap:

Buldozer Masoom bhi hotay hain kiya:hhh:

[RulzZ]

Re: Kabhi yooN bhi hoo...!! (Masood)

Buldozer Masoom bhi hotay hain kiya:hhh:

har bezuban masoom hota hai, jis ki tumhari terhaan gaz bhar lambi zuban ho woh to bilkul masoom nahee hota :lpop: