kisi ne bhi mera haal nahi poocha

[snobbish]

Re: kisi ne bhi mera haal nahi poocha

oh really :blush:

ooh jee pa jee really really :)

[Mr. Sialkoty]

Re: kisi ne bhi mera haal nahi poocha

Abi chouti bachi hai ........samaj jaye slowly slowly

Ager tu kehta he to maan leta hoon, warna mein itni aasani se nahi maanta :lpop:

[snobbish]

Re: kisi ne bhi mera haal nahi poocha

app be sach nahi bataa rahi hai:na: ....... kisy ki juraat jo munda ko chairay....... app ni zaroor phely kuch kia hogaa........
khair ab app rooi mat ....INSHALLAH teek hojaogi :comfort:
hehehe..... app ni pora sailakot ko isa samjha hai ...ka app ko salam kari...... well oss ko inaam dina chahi hai.... jo app per hamlaa kiaa....... :khi:

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[size=4][font=Comic Sans MS]well.....iss baar ya sawaab ka moqia mein app ko deti hoo............ app be zindagi mein itni bolni ki elawaa ......ya kaam kari :cwm:

Kehty hain one makes one equal to eleven ...tu dono dono karty hain .....first ladies .....abb inkaar maat karna mundye nay bhuat ci umeedian laga rakhi hain

[fari]

Re: kisi ne bhi mera haal nahi poocha

PG ke sabi gadhon aur bakriyon ko meri taraf se :slap:


Yeh jaantay huay bhi ke mein aik musalsal acha aur lagataar be-zarar insaan hoon phir bhi kisi ko taufeeq nahi hui ke ke mera haal pooch sakay...aakhir mein ne aap loogon ka kia bigaara he :chair: :fuming: :a stick:


Mujay eid ke doosray din jub mein bohat suj dhuj ke sham honay se pehlay apni gali se bahir nikla to aik bail (ox) ne mujay zoor daar taker maari

aur mein yeh bhi jaanta hoon ke aap loog meri bajaye us bail ka haal poocho ge, is ke liye aap ko advance mein he :slap:

:fuming: Kesi nay ap ka haal kiun nahi poucha:a stick::a stick::a stick:pouchna chiya tha na sab ko chalo abhi sab pouchay kay humari nazuk c sharmili c Aamir khatoon kasi ha:tasali: ???:khi:

wasay tu uss ox ko app ka haal pouchna chiya ussi se ap ko :comfort: afaqa ho ga ..........:tasali: Iss liya mai Uncle Scorpion se kah doon gi woh app ki aiydat ko seengh marnay dobara ajain gay Okay:lpop:

[mr_sad]

Re: kisi ne bhi mera haal nahi poocha

lo kiya hall hai koti

[Mr. Sialkoty]

Re: kisi ne bhi mera haal nahi poocha

Dil se.....

oh really :blush:

[*Hala*]

Re: kisi ne bhi mera haal nahi poocha

Mein ne Ox ko chiraya nahi tha wo Gadha kahin ka khud he chira hua aaya tha :fuming:

Ub theek hon, lekin derd bhi ho raha he thigh per jub wo jukka to me khush hua me ne soocha shayad jhuk ke salam kerne laga he, lekin aglay he lamhay us ne mere pairon talay zameen khainch li...achay bail aisay hotay hein kia :a stick:

app be sach nahi bataa rahi hai:na: ....... kisy ki juraat jo munda ko chairay....... app ni zaroor phely kuch kia hogaa........
khair ab app rooi mat ....INSHALLAH teek hojaogi :comfort:
hehehe..... app ni pora sailakot ko isa samjha hai ...ka app ko salam kari...... well oss ko inaam dina chahi hai.... jo app per hamlaa kiaa....... :khi:

Peisoo ki machine ???? are wah jee wah lakien sawaab ka kaam hai mookha aacha hai sawwab lenye ka .....dil khool kar do ....jitna do gi utna Allah tum ko day ga ...

:D

well.....iss baar ya sawaab ka moqia mein app ko deti hoo............ app be zindagi mein itni bolni ki elawaa ......ya kaam kari :cwm:

[ummid]

Re: kisi ne bhi mera haal nahi poocha

Aisay mookay pe hastay thoori hein

saari larkiyan acchi hain siwaye ummid ke...
ab jo acchi hain woh aise mooqe per zaror aap ke saath mil kar raoyegi..:zuban:

[Mr. Sialkoty]

Re: kisi ne bhi mera haal nahi poocha

cheera nahi tha is nay red colour ka shirt pehna tha .....

In kay saath ajeeb hota hai kyun kay ek gareeb insan hain ...in ki help karoo 50000 rs chanda daloo in ko plss :D

Allah janta he mein ne na koi red colour ki shirt pehni thi aur na he red colour ki lipstick lagai thi aur na he red colour ki bindiya lagai thi, red colour ka aik nishaan bhi nahi tha meri body per...shayad wo gadha, i mean bail misunderstand ker gaya, lekin meri to bisti kerwa di na us ne mohalay mein :fuming:

[snobbish]

Re: kisi ne bhi mera haal nahi poocha

Aisay mookay pe hastay thoori hein

Abi chouti bachi hai ........samaj jaye slowly slowly

[Mr. Sialkoty]

Re: kisi ne bhi mera haal nahi poocha

tujhay kis nay kaha tha kay baRi Eid maiN janwaroN say galay miltay hain :slap:

Mein kub galay mila, mein to apne dil mein gana gaata ja raha tha ke achanak apni tashreef aawari ki itla diye bagair wo namoodaar ho gaya, aur apne seengon pe muj ghareeb ko nachanay laga ub is mein mera kia kasoor he :slap:

[snobbish]

Re: kisi ne bhi mera haal nahi poocha

Yeh tu sirf maska maar raha he ya waqei maska maar raha he

Dil se.....

[Mr. Sialkoty]

Re: kisi ne bhi mera haal nahi poocha

:kr: :kr: :kr: :kr: :kr: :kr: :kr: :kr: :kr: :kr: :kr: :kr: :kr: :kr: :kr:

Aisay mookay pe hastay thoori hein

[Mr. Sialkoty]

Re: kisi ne bhi mera haal nahi poocha

Agar tu lardki hoti tu zaroor poochta ...hehehehe

Are yaar jo dil mien rehty hain un ko dil say yaad kiya jata hai aur jo dil yaad karty hain un ko likh kar explain nahi kiya jata ....samja kiya :wk

Yeh tu sirf maska maar raha he ya waqei maska maar raha he

[snobbish]

Re: kisi ne bhi mera haal nahi poocha

hehehe .....achaa tu app be ti onki saath ..........:hhh:
snobbish ji..... kia meri paas machine hai paisooo ki jo mein inki liyee chandaa daloo.....:pagal:

Peisoo ki machine ???? are wah jee wah lakien sawaab ka kaam hai mookha aacha hai sawwab lenye ka .....dil khool kar do ....jitna do gi utna Allah tum ko day ga ...:D