kisi ne bhi mera haal nahi poocha

[RulzZ]

Re: kisi ne bhi mera haal nahi poocha

Mein kub galay mila, mein to apne dil mein gana gaata ja raha tha ke achanak apni tashreef aawari ki itla diye bagair wo namoodaar ho gaya, aur apne seengon pe muj ghareeb ko nachanay laga ub is mein mera kia kasoor he :slap:

dil maiN nahee tum zoor zoor say apni bhondi awaz main ga rhay ho gaiy woh samjha koi dosra bail laRnay aarha hai :kr:, chalo koi baat nahee :tasali: mujhay baRi khushi hoi

[Mr. Sialkoty]

Re: kisi ne bhi mera haal nahi poocha

app be sach nahi bataa rahi hai:na: ....... kisy ki juraat jo munda ko chairay....... app ni zaroor phely kuch kia hogaa........
khair ab app rooi mat ....INSHALLAH teek hojaogi :comfort:
hehehe..... app ni pora sailakot ko isa samjha hai ...ka app ko salam kari...... well oss ko inaam dina chahi hai.... jo app per hamlaa kiaa....... :khi:

Jug mein theek ho jaongi, tub mein aap ka shukriyaa bhi ada karon gi

kab tak mujay larki banati raho gi meri maan mein larka hoon larka samajti kyon nahi ho

[snobbish]

Re: kisi ne bhi mera haal nahi poocha

haan saari larkiyaan achi hein aap se :lpop:

meri ayadat ko meri shair-geedar-ni i mean Fari aa gai he na wo sub larkiyon ke hisay ka rooye gi bhi aur ayadat bhi kar le gi :p

Yarr tu kyun bachi ki jaan lenye par tula hua hai ....agar borayi karni hi hai tu khool kar kar na ......

ye kiya ummid aachi nahi hai .....ummid ko bora lag raha hai key meri bus itni c boari ...lolxxxxx

[ummid]

Re: kisi ne bhi mera haal nahi poocha

haan saari larkiyaan achi hein aap se :lpop:

meri ayadat ko meri shair-geedar-ni i mean Fari aa gai he na wo sub larkiyon ke hisay ka rooye gi bhi aur ayadat bhi kar le gi :p

tu hum ne kub inkar kiya ke saari larkyan hum se acchi nahi... fari tu itni pyaari hai ke woh aap ki kya us bail ki bhi ayadat ker le... aur qayde se tu sub ko bail ki hi ayadat karna chahiye thi... aap kaw-m-khaw mein humdardiyan batorne ki na-kaam koshish ker rahe hain..

[fari]

Re: kisi ne bhi mera haal nahi poocha

Jug mein theek ho jaongi, tub mein aap ka shukriyaa bhi ada karon gi

kab tak mujay larki banati raho gi meri maan mein larka hoon larka samajti kyon nahi ho

:kr: :kr: :kr: :kr: :kr: :kr: :kr: :kr: :kr: :kr:

[snobbish]

Re: kisi ne bhi mera haal nahi poocha

Allah janta he mein ne na koi red colour ki shirt pehni thi aur na he red colour ki lipstick lagai thi aur na he red colour ki bindiya lagai thi, red colour ka aik nishaan bhi nahi tha meri body per...shayad wo gadha, i mean bail misunderstand ker gaya, lekin meri to bisti kerwa di na us ne mohalay mein :fuming:

Yarr tu tension maat lay ...tujy tu pata hi hai na lardkiyaan kitni bewkoof hoti hain ye tu ek plan in lardkiyoon ko lootnye ka ......:D

[Mr. Sialkoty]

Re: kisi ne bhi mera haal nahi poocha

:fuming: Kesi nay ap ka haal kiun nahi poucha:a stick::a stick::a stick:pouchna chiya tha na sab ko chalo abhi sab pouchay kay humari nazuk c sharmili c Aamir khatoon kasi ha:tasali: ???:khi:

wasay tu uss ox ko app ka haal pouchna chiya ussi se ap ko :comfort: afaqa ho ga ..........:tasali: Iss liya mai Uncle Scorpion se kah doon gi woh app ki aiydat ko seengh marnay dobara ajain gay Okay:lpop:

Yeh tum mera haal pooch rahi ho ya apne zehni haalat beyaan ker rahi ho :tauba

[*Hala*]

Re: kisi ne bhi mera haal nahi poocha

Kehty hain one makes one equal to eleven ...tu dono dono karty hain .....first ladies .....abb inkaar maat karna mundye nay bhuat ci umeedian laga rakhi hain

wisy mein one makes one equal to eleven pe yaqeen nahi rakti ...... or jaha tak munda ji ki umeedi hai.......ALLAH PAK onki umeedoo ko pora kari........

munda_sialkoty

]Jug mein theek ho jaongi, tub mein aap ka shukriyaa bhi ada karon gi

kab tak mujay larki banati raho gi meri maan mein larka hoon larka samajti kyon nahi ho

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wisy shukairaa ki zarorat nahi hai............ :lpop:
dekhoo jinab ....mein theek taak urdo bolti ho dosroo ki saath.....pata nahi:donno: jab app sy bat hojati hai...... kuyon app ki saat ya zulum bar bar hoti hai.......... :comfort: :tasali: :khi:

[Mr. Sialkoty]

Re: kisi ne bhi mera haal nahi poocha

Kesi nay ap ka haal kiun nahi poucha:a stick::a stick::a stick:pouchna chiya tha na sab ko chalo abhi sab pouchay kay humary nazuk say sharmaly c Fari bahi sb kasy ha:tasali: ???:khi:

Ki keh reya ein

[Mr. Sialkoty]

Re: kisi ne bhi mera haal nahi poocha

dil maiN nahee tum zoor zoor say apni bhondi awaz main ga rhay ho gaiy woh samjha koi dosra bail laRnay aarha hai :kr:, chalo koi baat nahee :tasali: mujhay baRi khushi hoi

Abay mein us waqt dil he dil mein gaa raha tha, mujay kia pata tha ke bail ke dil ko meri aawaz ja lagay gi :a stick:

[Mr. Sialkoty]

Re: kisi ne bhi mera haal nahi poocha

Yarr tu kyun bachi ki jaan lenye par tula hua hai ....agar borayi karni hi hai tu khool kar kar na ......

ye kiya ummid aachi nahi hai .....ummid ko bora lag raha hai key meri bus itni c boari ...lolxxxxx

:khi: baat to teri soola aanay sahi he

lekin kia he ke me burai kerne ke moaamlay mein bhi bohat ziada sakhi nahi hoon :shh:

[Mr. Sialkoty]

Re: kisi ne bhi mera haal nahi poocha

tu hum ne kub inkar kiya ke saari larkyan hum se acchi nahi... fari tu itni pyaari hai ke woh aap ki kya us bail ki bhi ayadat ker le... aur qayde se tu sub ko bail ki hi ayadat karna chahiye thi... aap kaw-m-khaw mein humdardiyan batorne ki na-kaam koshish ker rahe hain..

Haan haan mein ne kub kaha ke fari achi nahi he...aakhir wo aik achay ustaad ki achi shair-geedar-ni he..koi mazak thoori he

aur me hamdardiyaan hasil kerne ke liye nahi bulke loogon ko warning dene ke liye aaya hoon ke bail ne mujay waqei bari zoor se takker maari

[Mr. Sialkoty]

Re: kisi ne bhi mera haal nahi poocha

:kr: :kr: :kr: :kr: :kr: :kr: :kr: :kr: :kr: :kr:

Tum hasti hui kitni pyaari lagti ho fari :blush:

[Mr. Sialkoty]

Re: kisi ne bhi mera haal nahi poocha

Yarr tu tension maat lay ...tujy tu pata hi hai na lardkiyaan kitni bewkoof hoti hain ye tu ek plan in lardkiyoon ko lootnye ka ......:D

kese lotnay ka aur kia lootnay ka, zara apne kaan kareeb ker ke bata :wk

[ummid]

Re: kisi ne bhi mera haal nahi poocha

Haan haan mein ne kub kaha ke fari achi nahi he...aakhir wo aik achay ustaad ki achi shair-geedar-ni he..koi mazak thoori he

aur me hamdardiyaan hasil kerne ke liye nahi bulke loogon ko warning dene ke liye aaya hoon ke bail ne mujay waqei bari zoor se takker maari

bauaht accha howa takeer mari tu.... afsoos us bail ne aik hi takeer mari.... do teen aur marta tu hume aur khushi hoti... :lpop: