cockroach bhaganay ka tareeka kia hai ?

[Mr. Sialkoty]

Re: cockroach bhaganay ka tareeka kia hai ?

acha .... to so toothi poothi manji per aur turwaon apni hadiyan :lol

Yeh hadi munda_sialkoty ki he...bari dheet he :lpop:

['SamRazi']

Re: cockroach bhaganay ka tareeka kia hai ?

gulf mein kaway safaid hotay hein kia :zuban:

U se kis ne kaha ke pest control service kawon ke liyeh hoti hai :tauba :tauba

Yeh hadi munda_sialkoty ki he...bari dheet he :lpop:

btaney ki zarorat nahi thi wese :lpop:

[Mr. Sialkoty]

Re: cockroach bhaganay ka tareeka kia hai ?

To aanchal is mein pareshani ki kya baat hai? Mundey Sialkoti ki koi qameez udher latkaa do - cackroach bhi becharey panah mangtey phirein gey :lol

Haan Aanchal masood bilkul sahi keh raha he :blush:

Ager cockroachon ko bhagana he to meri kamiz wahan pe latka do.

Aur ager cockroachon ko tez bu se maarna he to Masood ki kamiz latka dena, itni tez bu se cockroachon ki aanay wali naslein bhi paida honay se pehlay he mer jaein gi :blush:

[Masood]

Re: cockroach bhaganay ka tareeka kia hai ?

Haan Aanchal masood bilkul sahi keh raha he :blush:

Ager cockroachon ko bhagana he to meri kamiz wahan pe latka do.

Aur ager cockroachon ko tez bu se maarna he to Masood ki kamiz latka dena, itni tez bu se cockroachon ki aanay wali naslein bhi paida honay se pehlay he mer jaein gi :blush:

yaar tumharey qamees sey uthney wali bu soongh kar agar koi cacroach bacha to tabhi unki naslein aaein gi na - isi liye tumhari qameez ka kaha hai :khi:

[Mr. Sialkoty]

Re: cockroach bhaganay ka tareeka kia hai ?

U se kis ne kaha ke pest control service kawon ke liyeh hoti hai :tauba :tauba

btaney ki zarorat nahi thi wese :lpop:

Nahi mein yeh pooch raha tha ke aap ke gulf mein kahin ulti ganga to nahi behti he...jo insect ko pest control se kill kerte hein :blush:

aur meri hadiyon ke baray mein aap itnay wasook se kese jaan sakti hein, halanke aap ki hadi to meri hadiyon se bhi dheet he

[fari]

Re: cockroach bhaganay ka tareeka kia hai ?

cockroach bhaganay ka tareeka kia hai ? :pagal:

:hhh: cockroach ko apnay kon c race ma bhagana ha?????? lambi race ma ya choti race ma????:lpop:

[Mr. Sialkoty]

Re: cockroach bhaganay ka tareeka kia hai ?

yaar tumharey qamees sey uthney wali bu soongh kar agar koi cacroach bacha to tabhi unki naslein aaein gi na - isi liye tumhari qameez ka kaha hai :khi:

Aray Miyaan meri kamiz ki bu to Carbon Mono Oxide ya Chalorine gas jitni he khatarnaak he, jo ke aas paas ke cockroachon ko bhaga de gi, ya ziada se ziada do teen chockrochon ki tabiyat kharaab ker de gi :khi: lekin tumhari kamiz ki bu to keeron ke liye Radio-active material Urinium ya Plutonium, ya ferrum cyanide se hergiz bhi kum nahi he Lehaza cockroachon se der pa jang ke liye meri kamiz ka tumhari kamiz se bhala kia mukaabla :blush:

[Mr. Sialkoty]

Re: cockroach bhaganay ka tareeka kia hai ?

:hhh: cockroach ko apnay kon c race ma bhagana ha?????? lambi race ma ya choti race ma????:lpop:

Aray waah meri sha-gideer-ni aa gai :blush:

keshi ho...aanchal ko koi mashwara do ke masood ko kabi bhi na ruknay wali door mein bhaga sakay :blush: aakhir tumhari zahanat aur meri us zahanat per mehnat kub kaam aaye gi :blush:

[fari]

Re: cockroach bhaganay ka tareeka kia hai ?

Aray waah meri sha-gideer-ni aa gai :blush:

keshi ho...aanchal ko koi mashwara do ke masood ko kabi bhi na ruknay wali door mein bhaga sakay :blush: aakhir tumhari zahanat aur meri us zahanat per mehnat kub kaam aaye gi :blush:

:salam: Salam Ustaad jee:tomato:

Mai theek hon .......per app ka kiya haal ha aik chamach phitkri ka pani pienay ka baad:D ...........koi afaqa howa????:kr: :kr: :kr: :kr: nahi howa tu iss se sabit ho jata ha kah cocokrach ki marnay ki duwa Mandak per khabi asar andaz nahi hosakta:na:


Masood bhai:tomato: ko bhagnay ka koi tareqa nahi ha:na: ...becharay chal hi lain bari baat ha .... woh itna wazan lakar kahan bhag paien gay iss umer ma:lpop:Iss liya Aanchal de ko compromise:pagal: karna hi paray ga cocokroches kay sath:comfort:

[Mr. Sialkoty]

Re: cockroach bhaganay ka tareeka kia hai ?

:salam: Salam Ustaad jee:tomato:

Mai theek hon .......per app ka kiya haal ha aik chamach phitkri ka pani pienay ka baad:D ...........koi afaqa howa????:kr: :kr: :kr: :kr: nahi howa tu iss se sabit ho jata ha kah Mandak khabi cocokrach nahi hosakta:na:


Masood bhai:tomato: ko bhagnay ka koi tareqa nahi ha:na: ...becharay chal hi lain bari baat ha .... woh itna wazan lakar kahan bhag paien gay iss umer ma:lpop:Iss liya Aanchal de ko compromise:pagal: karna hi paray ga cocokroches kay sath:comfort:

Meri sha-geeder-ni, tum ne to masood ka jo naksha beyaan kia tumhein to daad milni he chahiye :comfort: aakhir sha-geeder kis ustaad ki ho :blush: waise masood ko ager bagaya nahi ja sakta to gaseeta to ja sakta he na, wo bhi kisi crane ke zariye :blush:

by the way tumhein apne ustaad ko maindak kehtay huay sharam nahi aati :slap: kaano ko haath lagao aur wada karo aainda aisi gustaakhi kerne ki nakaam kooshish bhi nahi karo gi :na:

[fari]

Re: cockroach bhaganay ka tareeka kia hai ?

Meri sha-geeder-ni, tum ne to masood ka jo naksha beyaan kia tumhein to daad milni he chahiye :comfort: aakhir sha-geeder kis ustaad ki ho :blush: waise masood ko ager bagaya nahi ja sakta to gaseeta to ja sakta he na, wo bhi kisi crane ke zariye :blush:

by the way tumhein apne ustaad ko maindak kehtay huay sharam nahi aati :slap: kaano ko haath lagao aur wada karo aainda aisi gustaakhi kerne ki nakaam kooshish bhi nahi karo gi :na:

:hhh:per sawal ya paida hota ha kah kiya koi asi crane ha jo 1000 ton kay Masood bhai ko ghaseet sakay:kr: :kr: :kr: :kr: :kr: :kr:

sorry ustaad jee:embarasse galti se mistake hogia:blush: ...Mujhay nahi pata tha kah Mandak ko sab kay samnay Mandak nahi kahtay:lpop: Aienda khiyal rakhon gi:D

['SamRazi']

Re: cockroach bhaganay ka tareeka kia hai ?

Nahi mein yeh pooch raha tha ke aap ke gulf mein kahin ulti ganga to nahi behti he...jo insect ko pest control se kill kerte hein :blush:

aur meri hadiyon ke baray mein aap itnay wasook se kese jaan sakti hein, halanke aap ki hadi to meri hadiyon se bhi dheet he

actually kya hai na yahan ke cockroach aap ki tarah dheet hain is liyeh shayed zarorat perti ho yeh to ab yahan ke insects aur pest control walon ko pata ho ga :zuban:

rahi baar meri hadion ki to meri hadiyan mazboot hain dheet nahi :zuban:

[MuQadas]

Re: cockroach bhaganay ka tareeka kia hai ?

magic lagaiya cockroch bhagaiya agar phir bhi na bhaagay too khud bahg jaiya
waisay bhaganay ki kia zarorat hai koi us say dorain thore lagwani hain chapal uthaiya aur dharam say tikaiya qissa khatam paisa hazam

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Re: cockroach bhaganay ka tareeka kia hai ?

magic lagaiya cockroch bhagaiya agar phir bhi na bhaagay too khud bahg jaiya
waisay bhaganay ki kia zarorat hai koi us say dorain thore lagwani hain chapal uthaiya aur dharam say tikaiya qissa khatam paisa hazam

un ko chappal say maar bhi dia lekan woh apnay peachay apni nasal jo choor jatay hain un ka kia karna hai ?:lol

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Re: cockroach bhaganay ka tareeka kia hai ?

Kia mujay aik chamach phatkari pilanay se aap ka hazma drust ho jaye ga :blush:

ohoo aap ki tabeyat zaida nasaaz lag rahi hai . :comfort: ..chalian moun khoulian or aaaaaaaaaaaan karain phitkri pelani hai :zuban: