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    Assalaam o alekum,


    chalien zara speed mien perhien aur bataayien ke kuch samajh aayi aap sabke :lol


    1.If you understand, say "understand". If you don't understand, say "don't understand". But if you understand and say "don't understand".How do I understand that you understand? Understand!



    2.I wish to wish the wish you wish to wish, but if you wish the wish the witch wishes, I won't wish the wish you wish to wish.



    3.Sounding by sound is a sound method of sounding sounds.


    4.A sailor went to sea to see, what he could see. And all he could see was sea, sea, sea.


    5.Purple Paper People, Purple Paper People, Purple Paper People


    6.If two witches were watching two watches, which witch would watch which watch?


    7.I thought a thought.But the thought I thought wasn't the thought I thought I thought. If the thought I thought I thought had been the thought I thought, I wouldn't have thought so much.



    8.Once a fellow met a fellow In a field of beans. Said a fellow to a fellow, "If a fellow asks a fellow, Can a fellow tell a fellow What a fellow means?"



    9.Mr Inside went over to see Mr Outside. Mr Inside stood outside and called to MrOutside inside. Mr Outside answered Mr Inside from inside and Told Mr Inside to come inside. Mr Inside said "NO", and told Mr Outside to come outside. MrOutside and Mr Inside argued from inside and outside about going outside or coming inside. Finally, Mr Outside coaxed Mr Inside to come inside, then both Mr Outside and Mr Inside went outside to the riverside.


    10.SHE SELLS SEA SHELLS ON THE SEA SHORE , BUT THE SEA SHELLS THAT SHE SELLS, ON THE SEA SHORE ARE NOT THE REAL ONES


    11.The owner of the inside inn was inside his inside inn with his inside outside his inside inn.


    12.If one doctor doctors another doctor does the doctor who doctors the doctor doctor the doctor the way the doctor he is doctoring doctors? Or does the doctor doctor the way the doctor who doctors doctors?

    "When a doctor falls ill another doctor doctor's the doctor. Does the doctor doctoring the doctor doctor the doctor in his own way or does the doctor doctoring the doctor doctors the doctor in the doctor's way"



    13.We surely shall see the sun shine shortly. Whether the weather be fine, Or whether the weather be not, Whether the weather be cold Or whether the weather be hot, We'll weather the weather Whatever the weather, Whether we like it or not. watch? Whether the weather is hot. Whether the weather is cold. Whether the weather is either or not. It is whether we like it or not.



    14.Nine nice night nurses nursing nicely.


    15.A flea and a fly in a flue Said the fly "Oh what should we do" Said the flea" Let us fly Said the fly"Let us flee" So they flew through a flaw in the flue



    16.If you tell Tom to tell a tongue-twister his tongue will be twisted as tongue-twister twists tongues.


    17.Mr. See owned a saw.And Mr. Soar owned a seesaw. Now See's saw sawed Soar's seesaw Before Soar saw See, Which made Soar sore.Had Soar seen See's saw Before See sawed Soar's seesaw, See's saw would not have sawed Soar's seesaw. So See's saw sawed Soar's seesaw.But it was sad to see Soar so sore Just because See's saw sawed Soar's seesaw




    :tang: RISK IS MY BUSINESS

    DANGER IS MY GAME

    DONT PLAY WITH ME
    BCOZ KHURRAM IS MY NAME :tang:

    Kisi nien bhi to naa dekha nigaah bher ke Mujhe

    Gaya phir aaj kaa din bhi udaas ker ke mujhe

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    Re: Collection Of Twisters

    Ummmmmmm .... nice Shaikh sahab, ghuma ke ghum gaya phir khade khade so gaya...


    The bandage was wound around the wound

    He could lead if he would get the lead out

    Since there is no time like the present, he thought it was time to present the present

    When shot at the dove dove into the bushes


    The insurance was invalid for the invalid

    They were too close to the door to close it
    The wind was too strong to wind the sail








    Khandar wafa ka yaaro kured kar dekh lo
    Hamarey naam ka patthar zaroor milega

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    • #3
      Re: Collection Of Twisters

      uffffffff Sar ghoom gaya hai mera
      Zindagi Thak Gaye ..!!

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      • #4
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        achaye hain is leye kay main nay poora parha hi nahi :zuban:
        اللھم صلی علٰی محمد وعلٰی آل محمد کما صلیت علٰی ابراھیم وعلٰی آل ابراھیم انک حمید مجید۔
        اللھم بارک علٰی محمد وعلٰی آل محمد کما بارکت علٰی ابراھیم وعلٰی آل ابراھیم انک حمید مجید۔

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        • #5
          Re: Collection Of Twisters

          Originally posted by Spy009
          Ummmmmmm .... nice Shaikh sahab, ghuma ke ghum gaya phir khade khade so gaya...


          The bandage was wound around the wound

          He could lead if he would get the lead out

          Since there is no time like the present, he thought it was time to present the present

          When shot at the dove dove into the bushes


          The insurance was invalid for the invalid

          They were too close to the door to close it
          The wind was too strong to wind the sail









          Assalaam o alekum,


          pasandgi kaa behud shukriyaa spy ji khush rahien
          :tang: RISK IS MY BUSINESS

          DANGER IS MY GAME

          DONT PLAY WITH ME
          BCOZ KHURRAM IS MY NAME :tang:

          Kisi nien bhi to naa dekha nigaah bher ke Mujhe

          Gaya phir aaj kaa din bhi udaas ker ke mujhe

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          • #6
            Re: Collection Of Twisters

            NICE KHURRAM BHAI!:salam:

            betty butter bought some butter
            but she said that the butter is bitter
            then she bought some other butter
            better han the biter butter:)

            kesa laga?

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            • #7
              Re: Collection Of Twisters

              :eek:
              itna ghoma dya hai lagta hai pura Pakistan ghom lya is ghomnay ghomnay men :D
              - Have the Courage to Live ! Anyone Can Die ! -

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              • #8
                Re: Collection Of Twisters

                :budhu:
                sigpic

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                • #9
                  Re: Collection Of Twisters

                  Originally posted by MASHOOM BACCHI
                  :salam:

                  :)

                  kesa laga?
                  Bahut khatta...
                  Khandar wafa ka yaaro kured kar dekh lo
                  Hamarey naam ka patthar zaroor milega

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                  • #10
                    Re: Collection Of Twisters

                    Originally posted by khurram_shaikh
                    Assalaam o alekum,


                    pasandgi kaa behud shukriyaa spy ji khush rahien
                    Walekum Salaam

                    Aap bhi khooosh rahein, Mumbai mein BARSAAT thami ke nahin
                    Khandar wafa ka yaaro kured kar dekh lo
                    Hamarey naam ka patthar zaroor milega

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                    • #11
                      Re: Collection Of Twisters

                      Originally posted by Aanchal
                      achaye hain is leye kay main nay poora parha hi nahi :zuban:
                      jab pura nahin padha to kaisa jaan liya ke achha hai
                      Khandar wafa ka yaaro kured kar dekh lo
                      Hamarey naam ka patthar zaroor milega

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                      • #12
                        Re: Collection Of Twisters

                        Originally posted by ~khawahish~
                        uffffffff Sar ghoom gaya hai mera

                        Assalaam o alekum,


                        shukr karien ke aap nahin ghooooomi :tang:
                        :tang: RISK IS MY BUSINESS

                        DANGER IS MY GAME

                        DONT PLAY WITH ME
                        BCOZ KHURRAM IS MY NAME :tang:

                        Kisi nien bhi to naa dekha nigaah bher ke Mujhe

                        Gaya phir aaj kaa din bhi udaas ker ke mujhe

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                        • #13
                          Re: Collection Of Twisters

                          Originally posted by Spy009
                          jab pura nahin padha to kaisa jaan liya ke achha hai
                          adha to parha hai na :zuban:
                          اللھم صلی علٰی محمد وعلٰی آل محمد کما صلیت علٰی ابراھیم وعلٰی آل ابراھیم انک حمید مجید۔
                          اللھم بارک علٰی محمد وعلٰی آل محمد کما بارکت علٰی ابراھیم وعلٰی آل ابراھیم انک حمید مجید۔

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                          • #14
                            Re: Collection Of Twisters

                            Originally posted by Aanchal
                            achaye hain is leye kay main nay poora parha hi nahi :zuban:

                            Assalaam o alekum,


                            shukr hai kuch to samajh aayi naaani aapko :tang:
                            :tang: RISK IS MY BUSINESS

                            DANGER IS MY GAME

                            DONT PLAY WITH ME
                            BCOZ KHURRAM IS MY NAME :tang:

                            Kisi nien bhi to naa dekha nigaah bher ke Mujhe

                            Gaya phir aaj kaa din bhi udaas ker ke mujhe

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                            • #15
                              Re: Collection Of Twisters

                              Originally posted by Spy009
                              Bahut khatta...
                              is main khatta kia tha?:eek: :cc:

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