Achay se Masood Uncle!!!

[Masood]

Re: Achay se Masood Uncle!!!

chalo koi baat nahin:comfort: baqi ye darakhton k pattay kha k guzara kar lein gay :kr: :kr: :kr: :kr: As usual

yeh likhna bhool gai na keh microwave mein garam kar key :lol

[Eshaa Chaudhry]

Re: Achay se Masood Uncle!!!

Assalam-o-alikum!!!:salam: :rose

ummid ha ap sab khariyat se hongay :salam: :wk ............Humaray Masood uncle /Bhai jee ajj humay Eidi dainay walay hain .............wasay tu maina suna ha kah woh bohat hi,:hathora balkay nahaiyt hi:a stick: balkay ..........inteha kah kanjouce ha.:zuban: ....per ajj woh apni Fari bacha:blush: ko Eidi day rahay hain ........Iss liya ajj se koi unhay kanjouce nahi kah saktay ..........sahi kaha na Uncle :khi: :lpop:
Chalin jaldi se Eidi nikalain :D

ye kanjoos apnay sir ki junn(lice) :zuban: :zuban: (jo k in k sir mein waafir miqadar mein paey jatee hain , inhon nay khud bataya tha )bhi na dein kisi ko Eidii kahan se dein gay:kr: :kr: :kr:

wessay :wk :wk :wk :wk
Chanda jaldee se lo na eidii ....phir chalein kheen ghoomany

[fari]

Re: Achay se Masood Uncle!!!

chalo koi baat nahin:comfort: baqi ye darakhton k pattay kha k guzara kar lein gay :kr: :kr: :kr: :kr: As usual

:kr: :kr: :kr: :kr: :kr: :kr: :kr: :kr: :kr: :kr: Iss tarhan tu Dk walo ko roz 1000 darkht lagany parain gay warna kahin Uncle bhookay na rah jain:kr: :kr: :kr: :kr: :kr:

[Eshaa Chaudhry]

Re: Achay se Masood Uncle!!!

MashALLAH Meri de ki khushi ko nazar mat lagiya:a stick: Allah app ko aur meri De ko hamesha khush rakhain:dua ........:lpop: App ko meri de ki hasi ras nahi ati tu apna wazan kam kijiya :kr: :kr: :kr: :kr: Aur khabar dar meri De ko BIBI ka:hathora

Allay mela bacha:hug:...shhho shhweeet bas thukaeey kartee raho in ki:D :D ..yaqeenan in ki zehni halat:budhu: :budhu: mein afaqa hoga:kr: :kr:

[Masood]

Re: Achay se Masood Uncle!!!

:embarasse Uncle jee iss ma mera kiya kasoor ha jo ha so ha:D abb such chup tu nahi sakta na.:na: ...maina tu apna cake dekhana tha...app ko chupanay ki kosish ki pr app ka size itna tha kah app kaihn bhi nahi chup pay:kr: :kr:




MashALLAH Meri de ki khushi ko nazar mat lagiya:a stick: Allah app ko aur meri De ko hamesha khush rakhain:dua ........:lpop: App ko meri de ki hasi ras nahi ati tu apna wazan kam kijiya :kr: :kr: :kr: :kr: Aur khabar dar meri De ko BIBI ka:hathora

tum to mera PALA sa bacha ho na tumhein to mera pardah rakhna chahiye aur tum hi sarey jahan mein phailati ho - i know kyun is mein bhi tumhari DEE ka qasoor hai - wohi tumhein uksaati hon gi - unhein to ab

[Masood]

Re: Achay se Masood Uncle!!!

ye kanjoos apnay sir ki junn(lice) :zuban: :zuban: (jo k in k sir mein waafir miqadar mein paey jatee hain , inhon nay khud bataya tha )bhi na dein kisi ko Eidii kahan se dein gay:kr: :kr: :kr:

wessay :wk :wk :wk :wk
Chanda jaldee se lo na eidii ....phir chalein kheen ghoomany

Hazraat merey sir ki juein hamari BIBI (eshaa bibi) beth ker nikalti hain aur phir unhein ka murakkab bnaa ker apney budhapey key liye rakh leti hain :zuban: :zuban: jabhi inhein itna pata hai keh merey sir mein kitni juein hain :D

[Eshaa Chaudhry]

Re: Achay se Masood Uncle!!!

aap to tarasti ho keh hamari aik smile aap ko mil jaey BIBI JI -

Soch lijieey , kuch ghalat to nahin keh gaey aap:zuban: :D

[Masood]

Re: Achay se Masood Uncle!!!

:kr: :kr: :kr: :kr: :kr: :kr: :kr: :kr: :kr: :kr: Iss tarhan tu Dk walo ko roz 1000 darkht lagany parain gay warna kahin Uncle bhookay na rah jain:kr: :kr: :kr: :kr: :kr:

DK mein waisey hi bohat sarey jungles hain aap unki fiker mat karo - magar aaj sey aap bhi shampoo lagana chhorr do warna juein mar jaein gi aur agar juein mar gain to hamari BIBI kya karein gi

[Masood]

Re: Achay se Masood Uncle!!!

Soch lijieey , kuch ghalat to nahin keh gaey aap:zuban: :D

:shh: :shh: :shh: :shh: :shh:

[Eshaa Chaudhry]

Re: Achay se Masood Uncle!!!

yeh likhna bhool gai na keh microwave mein garam kar key :lol

achha ab aap janwaron ko jungle mein microwave bhi denay lagee DK ki govt :kr: :kr:

[fari]

Re: Achay se Masood Uncle!!!

ye kanjoos apnay sir ki junn(lice) :zuban: :zuban: (jo k in k sir mein waafir miqadar mein paey jatee hain , inhon nay khud bataya tha )bhi na dein kisi ko Eidii kahan se dein gay:kr: :kr: :kr:

wessay :wk :wk :wk :wk
Chanda jaldee se lo na eidii ....phir chalein kheen ghoomany

:kr: :kr: :kr: :kr: app ki bat parh kar mujhay uncle ka bandar honay ka guman ho raha ha:kr: :kr: :kr: :kr: :kr: :kr: :kr:
khair De mai tu unhay kah rahi hon seedhi tarhan jo kuch bhi ha unkay pass EIDI ki surat ma apni Fari Bacha ho day dain

[Masood]

Re: Achay se Masood Uncle!!!

achha ab aap janwaron ko jungle mein microwave bhi denay lagee DK ki govt :kr: :kr:

Microwave ka asal usage to canada waley kartey hain DK waley to becharey chulhey ka istimaal kartey hain :p

[Masood]

Re: Achay se Masood Uncle!!!

:kr: :kr: :kr: :kr: app ki bat parh kar mujhay uncle ka bandar honay ka guman ho raha ha:kr: :kr: :kr: :kr: :kr: :kr: :kr:
khair De mai tu unhay kah rahi hon seedhi tarhan jo kuch bhi ha unkay pass EIDI ki surat ma apni Fari Bacha ho day dain

Arey mela pala sala bacha - tumharey liye to bohat shari eidi hai - aur BIBI key liye juein :D

[Eshaa Chaudhry]

Re: Achay se Masood Uncle!!!

:kr: :kr: :kr: :kr: :kr: :kr: :kr: :kr: :kr: :kr: Iss tarhan tu Dk walo ko roz 1000 darkht lagany parain gay warna kahin Uncle bhookay na rah jain:kr: :kr: :kr: :kr: :kr:

Wessay Chanda:mm: kia aapko nahin lagta k in ko sona yuriya daali gaey hai jis ki waja se ye itna phal phool...bulkey sirf phooooooooool gaey hain :kr: :kr: :kr: :kr: :kr: :kr:

[Eshaa Chaudhry]

Re: Achay se Masood Uncle!!!

Arey mela pala sala bacha -

Kitnay naqal chor hain na aap

tumharey liye to bohat shari eidi hai - aur BIBI key liye juein :D

Apni khorakh apnay pss hee raakhieey , hum jungle mein aapko microwave rakhwa dein gay :D :D :D aap k lieey