Dont smile its a serious effort !

[Adi]

Re: Dont smile its a serious effort !

Assalaam o alekum,


ghumaanien nahin naaniiiiiiiiiiiii in bachchooon ko cow dikhaanien ke liye laayaa thaa samjhiiiiiiiiiiiiiiin :tang: :hathora

Bhai ya tashaduud aur Khon kharab walay hatyhyar na use kya kareen :donno: dar lagta hai :blush:

[Adi]

Re: Dont smile its a serious effort !

Kya pata khurram cow ko ghoomaney lai ja raha hai yaah cow khurram ko:D

Aik aur Love Story :lol

[Adi]

Re: Dont smile its a serious effort !

Hahhahah oh nahi .......hansana manah hai warna Adi jee aik thapar marein gi guma ke anyway kya kaha ja sakta hai keep shairng bohat achi aur ajeeb sa likha hai

Pasand karnay ka sukaraya

aur bhai app zaroor hans saktay ho app logon ko hasanay ko he tou post lagye hai :phool:

[Spy009]

Re: Dont smile its a serious effort !

[I bet, you'll forget your English by the time you finish reading this. This is a true essay written by an indian candidate at the UPSC(IAS) Examinations.]

The candidate has written an essay on the Indian cow:



Indian Cow:



HE IS THE COW. "The cow is a successful animal. Also he is useful to cobbler, watermans and mankind generally. His motion is slow only because he is of lazy species, Also his other motion.. gober] is much useful to trees, plants as well as for making flat cakes[like Pizza] , in hand and drying in the sun. Cow is the only animal that extricates his feeding after eating. Then afterwards she chew with his teeth whom are situated in the inside of the mouth. He is incessantly in the meadows in the grass. Also he is 4 footed,And because he is female, he give milks, [ but will do so when he is got child.] He is same like-God, sacred to Hindus and useful to man. But he has got four legs together. Two are forward and two are afterwards. His whole body can be utilised for use. More so the milk. Milk comes from 4 taps attached to his basement. [ horses dont have any such attachment] What can it do? Various ghee, butter, cream, curd, why and the condensed milk and so forth. His only attacking and defending organ is the horns, specially so when he is got child. This is done by knowing his head whereby he causes the weapons to be paralleled to the ground of the earth and instantly proceed with great velocity forwards. He has got tails also, situated in the backyard, but not like similar animals. It has hairs on the other end of the other side. This is done to frighten away the flies which flight on his cohesive body hereupon he gives hit with it. The palms of his feet are soft unto the touch. So the grasses head is not crushed. At night time have poses by looking down on the ground and he shouts . His eyes and nose are like his other relatives. This is the cow.......

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[Note: We are informed that the candidate passed the exam, and is now an IAS]

bahut pehle kisi ne hamen yeh mail kiya tha...the candidate passed in MAIN and he is IAS officer in BIHAR

[Adi]

Re: Dont smile its a serious effort !

bahut pehle kisi ne hamen yeh mail kiya tha...the candidate passed in MAIN and he is IAS officer in BIHAR

hmmmmmm :)

[khurram_shaikh]

Re: Dont smile its a serious effort !

:lol :lol :lol

Assalaam o alekum,
:lol :lol :lol lien naaaani aaj humaari to kal aapki baari aayegi :tang: :tang: :tang:

[khurram_shaikh]

Re: Dont smile its a serious effort !

Kya farq perta hai cow U ko ghooma rahi ho yaan U cow ko ..... sair to dono hi ker rahey hain na :p

Assalaam o alekum,

Farq pertaa hai bahooot pertaa hai samsa ki bachchiiiiiiiiiiii :zuban: :tomato: :)

[Spy009]

Re: Dont smile its a serious effort !

samsa ki bachchiiiiiiiiiiii :zuban: :tomato: :)

:lol :lol :lol :lol Samsa to meri mamani ka naam hai.:devilsmil

[Spy009]

Re: Dont smile its a serious effort !

[I bet, you'll forget your English by the time you finish reading this. This is a true essay written by an indian candidate at the UPSC(IAS) Examinations.]

The candidate has written an essay on the Indian cow:



Indian Cow:



HE IS THE COW. "The cow is a successful animal. Also he is useful to cobbler, watermans and mankind generally. His motion is slow only because he is of lazy species, Also his other motion.. gober] is much useful to trees, plants as well as for making flat cakes[like Pizza] , in hand and drying in the sun. Cow is the only animal that extricates his feeding after eating. Then afterwards she chew with his teeth whom are situated in the inside of the mouth. He is incessantly in the meadows in the grass. Also he is 4 footed,And because he is female, he give milks, [ but will do so when he is got child.] He is same like-God, sacred to Hindus and useful to man. But he has got four legs together. Two are forward and two are afterwards. His whole body can be utilised for use. More so the milk. Milk comes from 4 taps attached to his basement. [ horses dont have any such attachment] What can it do? Various ghee, butter, cream, curd, why and the condensed milk and so forth. His only attacking and defending organ is the horns, specially so when he is got child. This is done by knowing his head whereby he causes the weapons to be paralleled to the ground of the earth and instantly proceed with great velocity forwards. He has got tails also, situated in the backyard, but not like similar animals. It has hairs on the other end of the other side. This is done to frighten away the flies which flight on his cohesive body hereupon he gives hit with it. The palms of his feet are soft unto the touch. So the grasses head is not crushed. At night time have poses by looking down on the ground and he shouts . His eyes and nose are like his other relatives. This is the cow.......

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[Note: We are informed that the candidate passed the exam, and is now an IAS]

[.]

Re: Dont smile its a serious effort !

lolzz lagta hai cow achi khasi naraaz hoo gai hain us candidate say jo aisay kick maar rahi hain usay :lol

[khan]

Re: Dont smile its a serious effort !

AOA,


:cc: :hathora :lol



Sohail Abbasi.

[Adi]

Re: Dont smile its a serious effort !

:lol :lol :lol :lol :lol

['SamRazi']

Re: Dont smile its a serious effort !

Aik aur Love Story :lol

:lol
khurram aur Cow Ki latest Love Story :lol

['SamRazi']

Re: Dont smile its a serious effort !

Assalaam o alekum,

Farq pertaa hai bahooot pertaa hai samsa ki bachchiiiiiiiiiiii :zuban: :tomato: :)

:lol

Arey khurram U to gussa ho gayeh, sorry sorry hum aap ke aur aap ko Cow ki shan mei koi gustakhi nahi karein gai :shh:

Sab ke sab sun lo, khabardar ager ab koi khurram yaan oun ki ........ per hansa to :na:


:lol :lol

['SamRazi']

Re: Dont smile its a serious effort !

:lol :lol :lol :lol Samsa to meri mamani ka naam hai.:devilsmil

:eek:

Samsa naam bhi hota hai , mujhe pata nahi tha, meri to sab se choti sis mera naam bigar ker samsa bolti hai, Aap ki mumani ka naam kis ne bigara