For Guys planning to Marry [Funny]

[جنیداختر]

Morning: Guys, in future if you do not prepare Breakfast then Taaapaaaaaakkkkkkkkkk..........



Evening: If you talk with girls.
Dishuuuummmmmmmmmmmmm...........



Night: If you Deny to take her to Restaurant. Pataaaaaakkkkkkkkkk.........................





So Guys think before getting married. Its Better to be Bachelor ...
warna phir kaho gaay "Maay nay Shaadi kyon keeeee" :D

[Z.]

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[Yaaram]

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hahahah kya kehne tere hahah :D :D
waqui main agr shadi ke bad aisa hal hota hai to Allah bachaye shadi se ...kanware behter..:)
wese junaid tum ne apni halat to nai bayan kar dali...bhabhi to aisa nai karti na :D :D
Yours Yaaram

[.]

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to jis jis nay shadi karni hai pehlay say tayari kar lay na kahana bananay or doosri cheezounki jin say hataha paai honay ka khatra hoo sakta hai :p

[Spy009]

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I think k sabhi larkiyan aisi nahin hoti...

[Spy009]

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By all means MARRY.

If you get a good wife, you will be happy. If you get a bad one, You'll become a philosopher.....Socrates

[Spy009]

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Married life is full of excitement and frustration


* In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens

* In the second year of marriage, the woman speaks and the man listens

* In the third year of marriage, they both speak and the neighbors listen

It is true that love is blind but MARRIAGE is definitely an eye opener

['SamRazi']

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Yeh sach to nahi :embarasse

['SamRazi']

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Married life is full of excitement and frustration


* In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens

* In the second year of marriage, the woman speaks and the man listens

* In the third year of marriage, they both speak and the neighbors listen

It is true that love is blind but MARRIAGE is definitely an eye opener

Is per kuch ashar hai jo mujhe yaad aagayeh.


Jab wo pehley mili to chup chap thi
Aur mei tha keh boley jata tha

Wo dobara mili to mei chup tha
Aur osuey bolney ka chaska tha

Huwi shadi to dono chup they
Bolney wala sirf mulla tha

Phir yeh aalam tha dono boltey they
Aur sara mohalla sunta tha

[Spy009]

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Is per kuch ashar hai jo mujhe yaad aagayeh.


Jab wo pehley mili to chup chap thi
Aur mei tha keh boley jata tha

Wo dobara mili to mei chup tha
Aur osuey bolney ka chaska tha

Huwi shadi to dono chup they
Bolney wala sirf mulla tha

Phir yeh aalam tha dono boltey they
Aur sara mohalla sunta tha

:lol :lol :lol bahut achhey...

Deep river flow silently...jab usmen toofan aata hai to aas paas ko le dubta hai.

[WorThless]

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haha nice ones thanks for sharing

[La'hasil]

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:lol :lol

[.]

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I think k sabhi larkiyan aisi nahin hoti...

:lpop:

['SamRazi']

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:lol :lol :lol :lol :lol sab dostoN ne alag alag naseeHateN liiN is clip ko dekh kar MAGAR jo sab se ziyaada vaazeH aur saaf paiGhaam hai vo to abhii tak kisii ne bayaan hii nahiiN farmaayaa...mere Khayaal se u have to be Genius to see the obvious...and, i JUST did it! message yeh hai k: :cc:

agar aap oriental mard haiN to oriental aurtoN se shaadii qata'ii na kareN varna yehii Hashr aapkaa honaa hai :tasali:

i can also conclude that:

mard Hazraat aap apnii zaat biraadarii emN shaadii na kareN

isii liye, maiN shaadii ke liye kisii Pakistanii laRkii kaa chunaao karuuNgaa taaki agar vo mujhe maare to maiN is ghareloo laRaaii ko Indo-Pak conflict banaa duuN phir hamaaraa faisla UNITED NATIONS meN hogaa :khi:

pakistani lerkion mei abhi bhi aqal hai, craacks se shadi nahi kerti :lol

['SamRazi']

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vo angrezii emN kahaavat ek nahiiN balki do haiN:

1. SQUEEKY Wheels get the GREASE...yaa
2. bails that STICK their HEAD UP get the HAMMERING

to Saima, tum to phaNs gaiiN buriii taraH...jaldi aur ziyada bol kar Khud ko phaNsa diyaa

mei ne apney aas paas nazar dorayi hai, kuch nahi hai jis mei main phansi huwi hoon, U apna chashmey ka number sahi kerwao uncle jee :zuban: