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  • LUV vs Arrenge IN Programming LAng

    Assalaam o alekum





    Love Marriage


    Resembles procedural programming language. We have some set functions like flirting, going to movies together, making long conversations on phone and then try to fit all functions to the candidate we like.
    Arranged Marriage
    Similar to object oriented programming approach. We first fix the candidate and then try to implement functions on her. The functions are added to supplement the main program. The functions can be added or deleted.

    Love Marriage

    It is a throwaway type of prototype as client requirements rises with time thus it is a dynamic system and difficult to maintain.
    Arranged Marriage
    Requirements are well defined so use of waterfall model is possible

    Love Marriage

    Family system hangs because hardware (called parents) is not responding.
    Arranged Marriage
    Compatible with hardware (Parents).

    Love Marriage

    You are the project leader so u are responsible for implementation and execution of PROJECT- married life.
    Arranged Marriage
    You are a team member under project leader (parents) so they are responsible for successful execution of project Married life.

    Love Marriage

    Client expectations include exciting feature as spouse cooking food, washing clothes etc.
    Arranged Marriage
    All these features are covered in the SRS as required features.

    Love Marriage

    Acceptance test possible you can try before you Buy.
    Arranged Marriage
    Product is sold on an as is where is basis. Product once sold will not be taken back!

    Love Marriage

    Love Marriage is like Windows, beautiful n seductive.... Yet one never knows when it will crash....
    Arranged Marriage
    Arranged Marriage is like Unix... boring n colorless... still extremely reliable n robust :lol :lol
    :tang: RISK IS MY BUSINESS

    DANGER IS MY GAME

    DONT PLAY WITH ME
    BCOZ KHURRAM IS MY NAME :tang:

    Kisi nien bhi to naa dekha nigaah bher ke Mujhe

    Gaya phir aaj kaa din bhi udaas ker ke mujhe

  • #2
    Re: LUV vs Arrenge IN Programming LAng

    ha ha ha - aap badey woh hain khurram :lol
    tumharey bas mein agar ho to bhool jao mujhey
    tumhein bhulaney mein shayid mujhey zamana lagey

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    • #3
      Re: LUV vs Arrenge IN Programming LAng

      :lol

      So the arranged marriage is the rigth one to go for
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      • #4
        Re: LUV vs Arrenge IN Programming LAng

        Originally posted by Masood
        ha ha ha - aap badey woh hain khurram :lol

        Assalaam o alekum,


        Main kyaa hun masoood bhai :wink :wink achchaa achchaa aap kaa kehnien kaa matlab ke main bura nahin hun :lol :lol shukriya pasandgi kaa khush rahien
        :tang: RISK IS MY BUSINESS

        DANGER IS MY GAME

        DONT PLAY WITH ME
        BCOZ KHURRAM IS MY NAME :tang:

        Kisi nien bhi to naa dekha nigaah bher ke Mujhe

        Gaya phir aaj kaa din bhi udaas ker ke mujhe

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        • #5
          Re: LUV vs Arrenge IN Programming LAng

          .I
          Originally posted by khurram_shaikh
          Assalaam o alekum





          Love Marriage


          Resembles procedural programming language. We have some set functions like flirting, going to movies together, making long conversations on phone and then try to fit all functions to the candidate we like.
          Arranged Marriage
          Similar to object oriented programming approach. We first fix the candidate and then try to implement functions on her. The functions are added to supplement the main program. The functions can be added or deleted.

          Love Marriage

          It is a throwaway type of prototype as client requirements rises with time thus it is a dynamic system and difficult to maintain.
          Arranged Marriage
          Requirements are well defined so use of waterfall model is possible

          Love Marriage

          Family system hangs because hardware (called parents) is not responding.
          Arranged Marriage
          Compatible with hardware (Parents).

          Love Marriage

          You are the project leader so u are responsible for implementation and execution of PROJECT- married life.
          Arranged Marriage
          You are a team member under project leader (parents) so they are responsible for successful execution of project Married life.

          Love Marriage

          Client expectations include exciting feature as spouse cooking food, washing clothes etc.
          Arranged Marriage
          All these features are covered in the SRS as required features.

          Love Marriage

          Acceptance test possible you can try before you Buy.
          Arranged Marriage
          Product is sold on an as is where is basis. Product once sold will not be taken back!

          Love Marriage

          Love Marriage is like Windows, beautiful n seductive.... Yet one never knows when it will crash....
          Arranged Marriage
          Arranged Marriage is like Unix... boring n colorless... still extremely reliable n robust :lol :lol

          :lol:lol hahaha kiya baat khurrum :lol

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          • #6
            Re: LUV vs Arrenge IN Programming LAng

            bohat bohat khob
            kia baat hay app ki :)
            People should not be afraid of their governments. Governments should be afraid of their people

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