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Kaise hain aap sab dost, ehbab ............
kuch mazahiya andaz main Talkh batain paish karne ki koshish ki hai dekhiye aap ko yeh Andaz aur yeh batain pasand ati hai ya k nahi ...
Tang Dilli aur Tang Nazari:
Tang nazari ki bhi koyi had hoti hai baaz Aashiq mizaj nujawan apni mehboba ko kisi kay saath baat karta nahi dekh sakte khwa wo larka larki ka bhai hi kyoon na ho magar khud har larki larki say baat karne ka khowahaan rehte hain .
Khush Feham:
Kabhi kisi haseena nay hans kar baat kar li tu mosoof is khush fehmi main mubtala ho gaye k larki in par mar miti hai halankay yeh unka apna khyal hota hai larki ka nahi.
Ghalat Feham:
Dil phainkh nujwan aksir us waqt ghalat fehmi ka shikar ho jatay hain jab kisi mehfil main wo yeh taswer karte hain k koyi larki unki taraf mutwaja hai halank wo khud usay murr murr kar dekhte hain aur larki ko maloom hi nahi hota k wo dekhi ja rahi hai.
Gherat Mandi:
Ager behan apne kisi class fellow say baat kar lay tu ghussay say lal peelay balke haray neelay bhi ho jatay hain aur baaz oukat tu qatal karne k dar'pay hotay hain jabk khud har larki ko ghar say baghne aur saaair karne k liye Oksatay hain aur kabhi kabar majboor bhi karte hain.
Jhoot:
Mard bari deda'delirri say jhoot bolte hain.. Biwi kay hote hoye bhi har nayi milni wali larki ko yehi yaqeen dilate nazer atay hain k tum meri pehli aur akhri mohabat ho.
Ehsas-e-Kam'tari:
Jab bhi kisi haseen Docheeza kay saath kisi larke ko dekhte hain tu fori toor par Ehsas-e-Kam'tari ka shikar ho kar soochne lagte hain k kash us larke ki jaga main hota etc...
Maa, Behan aur chotay Bhaiyoon par Roub jharna apna Paidayishi haq samajte hain...... Bhook lagi hai , pyaar lagi hai Roti pakao , Pani pilao Waghera aur khud beecharay mehboba k ghar ki chokhat par Jharo lagane say bhi guraiz nahi karte.?
Bas'si Kar'hi Main Ubal:
Burhapay main bhi apne sar par khazab laga kar kisi Atth'hara sal ki larki say shadi k khwahishmand hote hain Behak muuh main aik bhi dant na ho ...... kehte hain k mard kabhi bhura nahi hota.
Tan'Kha Choor:
Ghar main kabhi apni asli tan'lha nahi batate Biwi ne kuch paise mangay tu muuh basoor kar keh dain gay hain aur ager kaheen Mehboba nay sonay ka set pasand kar liya tu forun say pehlay Banchain khil jayeen gi.
Chehra Shanaas:
Chehra shanas tu itne ghazab k hote hain k FootPath par ja rahay hain tu aik dost ne kaha k yaaR humare peechay aik haseen larki a rahi hai tu Dosre na kaha kia tum ne peechay murr kar dekha hai tu jawab dain gay k nahi Abay main ne samne say anay wali larki ki ankhoon main "us" larki ka Aks dekha hai.
Kaise hain aap sab dost, ehbab ............
kuch mazahiya andaz main Talkh batain paish karne ki koshish ki hai dekhiye aap ko yeh Andaz aur yeh batain pasand ati hai ya k nahi ...
Tang Dilli aur Tang Nazari:
Tang nazari ki bhi koyi had hoti hai baaz Aashiq mizaj nujawan apni mehboba ko kisi kay saath baat karta nahi dekh sakte khwa wo larka larki ka bhai hi kyoon na ho magar khud har larki larki say baat karne ka khowahaan rehte hain .
Khush Feham:
Kabhi kisi haseena nay hans kar baat kar li tu mosoof is khush fehmi main mubtala ho gaye k larki in par mar miti hai halankay yeh unka apna khyal hota hai larki ka nahi.
Ghalat Feham:
Dil phainkh nujwan aksir us waqt ghalat fehmi ka shikar ho jatay hain jab kisi mehfil main wo yeh taswer karte hain k koyi larki unki taraf mutwaja hai halank wo khud usay murr murr kar dekhte hain aur larki ko maloom hi nahi hota k wo dekhi ja rahi hai.
Gherat Mandi:
Ager behan apne kisi class fellow say baat kar lay tu ghussay say lal peelay balke haray neelay bhi ho jatay hain aur baaz oukat tu qatal karne k dar'pay hotay hain jabk khud har larki ko ghar say baghne aur saaair karne k liye Oksatay hain aur kabhi kabar majboor bhi karte hain.
Jhoot:
Mard bari deda'delirri say jhoot bolte hain.. Biwi kay hote hoye bhi har nayi milni wali larki ko yehi yaqeen dilate nazer atay hain k tum meri pehli aur akhri mohabat ho.
Ehsas-e-Kam'tari:
Jab bhi kisi haseen Docheeza kay saath kisi larke ko dekhte hain tu fori toor par Ehsas-e-Kam'tari ka shikar ho kar soochne lagte hain k kash us larke ki jaga main hota etc...
Maa, Behan aur chotay Bhaiyoon par Roub jharna apna Paidayishi haq samajte hain...... Bhook lagi hai , pyaar lagi hai Roti pakao , Pani pilao Waghera aur khud beecharay mehboba k ghar ki chokhat par Jharo lagane say bhi guraiz nahi karte.?
Bas'si Kar'hi Main Ubal:
Burhapay main bhi apne sar par khazab laga kar kisi Atth'hara sal ki larki say shadi k khwahishmand hote hain Behak muuh main aik bhi dant na ho ...... kehte hain k mard kabhi bhura nahi hota.
Tan'Kha Choor:
Ghar main kabhi apni asli tan'lha nahi batate Biwi ne kuch paise mangay tu muuh basoor kar keh dain gay hain aur ager kaheen Mehboba nay sonay ka set pasand kar liya tu forun say pehlay Banchain khil jayeen gi.
Chehra Shanaas:
Chehra shanas tu itne ghazab k hote hain k FootPath par ja rahay hain tu aik dost ne kaha k yaaR humare peechay aik haseen larki a rahi hai tu Dosre na kaha kia tum ne peechay murr kar dekha hai tu jawab dain gay k nahi Abay main ne samne say anay wali larki ki ankhoon main "us" larki ka Aks dekha hai.
:shh: :zuban: 
:kr: :kr: 
itni kerwi batein tu koi mard bardasht nahi ker sakta or apne itni aasani se kehdin:cc:
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