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Assalaam o alekum,
My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we
met.
A good wife always forgives her husband when she's
wrong.
After a quarrel, a wife said to her husband, "You
know, I
was a fool when I married you."
The husband replied, "Yes, dear, but I was in love and
didn't notice."
When a man steals your wife, there is no better
revenge than
to let him keep her.
I haven't spoken to my wife in 18 months - I don't
like to
interrupt her.
A man said his credit card was stolen but he decided
not to
report it since the thief was spending much less than
his wife did.
Man is incomplete until he is married. Then he is
finished.
A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does
it cost
to get married?"
The father replied, "I don't know son, I'm still
paying."
Then there was a man who said, "I never knew what real
happiness was until I got married; then it was too
late.
A man placed an ad in the classifieds: "Wife wanted."
The next day he received a hundred letters.
They all said the same: "You can have mine."
A woman was telling her friend, "I made my husband a
millionaire."
"And what was he before you married him?" asked the
friend.
"A billionaire." she replied,
A successful man is one who makes more money than his
wife
can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such
a man.
The most effective way to remember your wife's
birthday is
to forget it once.
:lol :lol :lol :lol :lol
"Something About Wives"
My wife dresses to kill. She also cooks the same way.My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we
met.
A good wife always forgives her husband when she's
wrong.
After a quarrel, a wife said to her husband, "You
know, I
was a fool when I married you."
The husband replied, "Yes, dear, but I was in love and
didn't notice."
When a man steals your wife, there is no better
revenge than
to let him keep her.
I haven't spoken to my wife in 18 months - I don't
like to
interrupt her.
A man said his credit card was stolen but he decided
not to
report it since the thief was spending much less than
his wife did.
Man is incomplete until he is married. Then he is
finished.
A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does
it cost
to get married?"
The father replied, "I don't know son, I'm still
paying."
Then there was a man who said, "I never knew what real
happiness was until I got married; then it was too
late.
A man placed an ad in the classifieds: "Wife wanted."
The next day he received a hundred letters.
They all said the same: "You can have mine."
A woman was telling her friend, "I made my husband a
millionaire."
"And what was he before you married him?" asked the
friend.
"A billionaire." she replied,
A successful man is one who makes more money than his
wife
can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such
a man.
The most effective way to remember your wife's
birthday is
to forget it once.
:lol :lol :lol :lol :lol
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