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  • Hisab BaraBar................................

    Main kal ja raha tha
    ke meri chappal toot gai
    ab chappal to moochi seeta hai
    seeta to darzi bhi hai
    darzi to kapray seeta hai
    kapray to rangeen hotay hain
    rangeen to lota bhi hota hai
    lota to bathroom main hota hai
    bathroom main to nal bhi hota hai
    nal to lohay ka hota hai
    lohay ki to istiri bi hoti hai
    istri to garam hoti hai
    garam to Custard bhi hota hai
    custard to peela hota hai
    peela to chooza bhi hota hai
    chooza to anday main se nikalta hai
    anda to sufaid hota hai
    sufaid to doodh bhi hota hai
    doodh to bhains daity hai
    bhains to kaali hoti hai
    kaala to bangali bhi hota hai
    bangali to paan khata hai
    paan to laal hota hai
    laal to gulab main bhi hota hai
    gulaab main to kantay hotay hain
    kantain to machli main bhi hotay hain
    machli to achchi hoti hai
    achcha to Bander bhi hota hai
    bander to bander hota hai
    parhnay walay bunder jaisay hi hotay hain
    jo parh kar apna time zayahh karte hain..
    well..
    khuda nay aap ko bhaija to bhaija..
    per bhaija to bhaija..aisa bhaija
    kay bhaijay main bhaija hi nahi bhaija..
    ye mujhe kisi nay bhaija.. isliye maine aap ko bhaija
    Aap ko Bura Laga ? Aap Kisi Aur ko Bhej Do.

    Hisab BaraBar ... :-) Hahahahahaha:khi: :khi:
    ya Allah sab ko apney hifz-o-amaan main rakh

  • #2
    Re: Hisab BaraBar................................

    :kr:
    Oh my Gosh!!
    thish ish SHo funny!!

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    • #3
      Re: Hisab BaraBar................................

      Originally posted by D@y W@lk3r
      Main kal ja raha tha
      ke meri chappal toot gai
      ab chappal to moochi seeta hai
      seeta to darzi bhi hai
      darzi to kapray seeta hai
      kapray to rangeen hotay hain
      rangeen to lota bhi hota hai
      lota to bathroom main hota hai
      bathroom main to nal bhi hota hai
      nal to lohay ka hota hai
      lohay ki to istiri bi hoti hai
      istri to garam hoti hai
      garam to Custard bhi hota hai
      custard to peela hota hai
      peela to chooza bhi hota hai
      chooza to anday main se nikalta hai
      anda to sufaid hota hai
      sufaid to doodh bhi hota hai
      doodh to bhains daity hai
      bhains to kaali hoti hai
      kaala to bangali bhi hota hai
      bangali to paan khata hai
      paan to laal hota hai
      laal to gulab main bhi hota hai
      gulaab main to kantay hotay hain
      kantain to machli main bhi hotay hain
      machli to achchi hoti hai
      achcha to Bander bhi hota hai
      bander to bander hota hai
      parhnay walay bunder jaisay hi hotay hain
      jo parh kar apna time zayahh karte hain..
      well..
      khuda nay aap ko bhaija to bhaija..
      per bhaija to bhaija..aisa bhaija
      kay bhaijay main bhaija hi nahi bhaija..
      ye mujhe kisi nay bhaija.. isliye maine aap ko bhaija
      Aap ko Bura Laga ? Aap Kisi Aur ko Bhej Do.

      Hisab BaraBar ... :-) Hahahahahaha:khi: :khi:

      :tasali:
      اللھم صلی علٰی محمد وعلٰی آل محمد کما صلیت علٰی ابراھیم وعلٰی آل ابراھیم انک حمید مجید۔
      اللھم بارک علٰی محمد وعلٰی آل محمد کما بارکت علٰی ابراھیم وعلٰی آل ابراھیم انک حمید مجید۔

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      • #4
        Re: Hisab BaraBar................................

        ager mein ne yeh pehlay na parha hota to mein huns bhi sakta tha
        :thmbup:

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        • #5
          Re: Hisab BaraBar................................

          Originally posted by munda_sialkoty
          ager mein ne yeh pehlay na parha hota to mein huns bhi sakta tha
          Day ko kush karnay key leye hi zara hans doo na :khi: itna arsa aap ka elaj kar chuka hai kuch to sila doo inhay :lpop:
          اللھم صلی علٰی محمد وعلٰی آل محمد کما صلیت علٰی ابراھیم وعلٰی آل ابراھیم انک حمید مجید۔
          اللھم بارک علٰی محمد وعلٰی آل محمد کما بارکت علٰی ابراھیم وعلٰی آل ابراھیم انک حمید مجید۔

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          • #6
            Re: Hisab BaraBar................................

            D@Y bhai...kya tabiyat kharab hai??????:tasali:
            Aap kuch laite kyun nahi....kisi acche DOC ko bataye...shaid koi baihtry nazar aa jaye...
            fikr mat kijye...aap Inshallah jald acche ho jayenge.....

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            • #7
              Re: Hisab BaraBar................................

              Originally posted by Aanchal
              Day ko kush karnay key leye hi zara hans doo na :khi: itna arsa aap ka elaj kar chuka hai kuch to sila doo inhay :lpop:
              :kr: :kr: :kr: :lol :lol :lol :lol
              inna bara he ya aur hasoon :embarasse
              :thmbup:

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              • #8
                Re: Hisab BaraBar................................

                Originally posted by D@y W@lk3r
                Main kal ja raha tha
                ke meri chappal toot gai
                ab chappal to moochi seeta hai
                seeta to darzi bhi hai
                darzi to kapray seeta hai
                kapray to rangeen hotay hain
                rangeen to lota bhi hota hai
                lota to bathroom main hota hai
                bathroom main to nal bhi hota hai
                nal to lohay ka hota hai
                lohay ki to istiri bi hoti hai
                istri to garam hoti hai
                garam to Custard bhi hota hai
                custard to peela hota hai
                peela to chooza bhi hota hai
                chooza to anday main se nikalta hai
                anda to sufaid hota hai
                sufaid to doodh bhi hota hai
                doodh to bhains daity hai
                bhains to kaali hoti hai
                kaala to bangali bhi hota hai
                bangali to paan khata hai
                paan to laal hota hai
                laal to gulab main bhi hota hai
                gulaab main to kantay hotay hain
                kantain to machli main bhi hotay hain
                machli to achchi hoti hai
                achcha to Bander bhi hota hai
                bander to bander hota hai
                parhnay walay bunder jaisay hi hotay hain
                jo parh kar apna time zayahh karte hain..
                well..
                khuda nay aap ko bhaija to bhaija..
                per bhaija to bhaija..aisa bhaija
                kay bhaijay main bhaija hi nahi bhaija..
                ye mujhe kisi nay bhaija.. isliye maine aap ko bhaija
                Aap ko Bura Laga ? Aap Kisi Aur ko Bhej Do.

                Hisab BaraBar ... :-) Hahahahahaha:khi: :khi:
                :tauba

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                • #9
                  Re: Hisab BaraBar................................

                  :khi: :khi:

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                  • #10
                    Re: Hisab BaraBar................................

                    Originally posted by sheem
                    :khi: :khi:
                    Koi baat bhi keejiye na
                    :thmbup:

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                    • #11
                      Re: Hisab BaraBar................................

                      Originally posted by D@y [EMAIL="W@lk3r"
                      W@lk3r[/EMAIL]]
                      achcha to Bander bhi hota hai
                      bander to bander hota hai
                      :khi: yaar tum b to achy hee hu

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