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Yaar Mundia Sialkootia..
Yaar Mobile main aab SMS kerna buhat menga hu gia hay....Lahaza main ny socha hay k aab tum mery sary sms to tumain kerny thy Tum yehi read ker loo...aur jawab beshak na daina........Konsa pehly daity thy:khi:
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Hi Musharraf needs 500 donkeys to attack on India.
499 ja chuke, message milte hi niklo...
Vo aaj bhi hume dekh kar muskurate hain
Yeh to unke bache hee kamine hain,
Jo Mammu-Mammu bulaate hain.
Apni Surat ka kabhi to didaar de,
tarap raha hu ab aur na intzaar de
Apni awaaz nahi sunani to mat suna,
Kam se kam 1 Missed call hee maar de
Teri aankain jhuki jhuki, tera chehra khila khila
jab tere chehre per haath ghumaya,
to aadha kilo fair & lovely mila
TUSI bade hi gr8 ho,
RASGULLE ki pl8 ho,
PEPSI ka cr8 ho,
ANDE ka oml8 ho,
SMS KARNE ME bare le8 ho,
JALEBI ki tarah stra8 ho,
KHER jo bhi ho mere fevr8 ho...!
Zindagi jaise ek saza si ho gayi hai,
gamm ke saagar me is kadar kho gayi hai,
tum kar do ek SMS yeh guzarish hai meri,
tumari SMS ki adat si ho gayi hai.
Jis mehfil mein khare hojai,
waha Hrithik bhi jhukta hai,
Kaho Na Pyaar Hai,
Kya mooh dukhta hai ?
Tumko dekha to yeh khyaal aaya
Ki Paaglo ke stock mein Naya Maal Aaya
Kaun sa gham hai jo yeh haal bana rakha hai,
na to makeup hai,
na baalon ko sajaa rakha hai,
aur khama-kha cherti rehti hai yeh rukhsaaron ko,
Tum ne zulfon ko bohut sar pe chara rakha hai
Jis din se juda vo humse hue, is dil ne dharkna chor diya
hai chaand ka mooh bhi utra utra, taaro ne chamkna chor diya
Kon kehta hai dost ki tumse humari judaai hogi,
yeh afwaah zaroor kissi dushman ne uraayi hogi,
shaan se rahenge tumahre dil mein hum
itne dino mein kuch to jagah banayi hogi
Vo likhte hain humara naam mitti mein
aur mita dete hain, Unke liye ye khel hoga
magar hume to vo mitti mein mila dete hain...
Umeedo ki manzil toot gayi,
aankho se ashqo ki dhara beh gayi
are tumahri bhi kya izaat reh gayi,
jab class ki ladki bhaiya keh gayi
Kabhi honsla bhi aazmaana chahiye,
bure waqt mein muskurana chahiye,
jab 10 dino mein khujli na mite,
to 11 ve din nahana chahiye
Arz kiya hai..... Aaj-kal aapke SMS aana band hai ,
wah wah! wah wah!
Aaj-kal aapke SMS aana band hai ,
khafa ho humse ya balance kam hai? ha ha ha ha.....
Tammana se nahi tanhai se darte hain,
pyaar se nahi ruswaai se darte hain,
milne ki to bohat chahat hai,
par milne ke baad judaai se darte hain
Dil torna humari aadat nahi,
Dil hum kissi ka dukhate nahi
Bharosa rakhna meri wafaon pe,
Dil mein basa kar hum kissi ko bhulate nahi
You r my sweet SONA,
I don't want u KHONA,
I want a place in your heart's KONA,
Otherwise i will start RONA,
Atleast Good Morning to kar LONA
Jab i ne U se pyaar kiya,
to night ko sleeping chor diya,
tere face ki gentle beauty ne,
mere kind heart ko phor diya
Yaad mein teri aankhe bharta hai koi,
har saans ke saath tujhe yaad karta hai koi,
maut to sachai hai aani hai,
lekin teri judaai mein har roz marta hai koi....!
Safed rang ho agar mehboob ka,
toh mohabbat ki detergent khusbudar nazar aati hai,
na koi aur hota kharid-dar SURF-EXCEL KA,
aur na dhulai RIN-SUPREME ki kam nazar aati hai...!!!
jawani ke din chamkile ho gaye,
aur husn ke tewar nukile ho gaye
hum izhaar karne me thode dhiile ho gaye,
aur unke haath peele ho gaye
Jab Jab hume pyaas lagti hai,
Unke aane ki aas lagti hai
unki dewangi mein hum ho gaye itne dewane,
Ki har ladki ki maa apni saas lagti hai
Aaj vo humse jannat mein takra gaye,
Aaj vo humse jannat mein takra gaye,
Aur humare dil se awaaz nikalii....,
Fiteh Mooh...Tusin Ethe vii aa gaye !!!
When you get this SMS, send it to 1 person u love, 1 u hate, 1 u always think of and 1 u wish to kill. Now, keep guessing why I sent it to u.
Sweet candies are nice to eat
Sweet words are easy to say
but, sweet ppl are hard to find
OH MY GOD! how did u find me
u r stupid
s 4 super
t 4 talented
u 4 unique
p 4 pesron
i 4 in
d 4 demand
u r a donkey
d 4 decent
o 4 outclass
n 4 nice
k 4 kind
e 4 excelent
y 4 young
VERY ... Cute, Gorgeous, Genius, Good-looking, Intelligent, One in Trillions...I think its enough abt ME, wht abut U....
.....the Heart Beat of my Phone
.....is ur Message Tone
Life without u is impossible, u r in my breath and blood. i cant stay for a second without u, if u r not there i am dead oye hello i am talking about OXYGEN
When i am not messaging u it does not mean that i have forgotten u, i am just giving u time to MISS ME!!
Today, tommorow and yesterday there will be
one heart that would always beat for you
You know Whose???
your Own Stupid!!!
If ever in your life U R very sad & lonely & feel that U have lost every thing, I will come, Hold your hand, take U 4 Walk on a Bridge & Show U where 2 jump From !!!...
Roses are red, violets are blue
Monkeys like you, are kept in Zoo
Hey friend remember that without stupidity there can be no wisdom
& without ugliness there can be no beauty
so the world needs YOU after all!
The rain makes all things beautiful.
The grass & flowers 2.
If rain makes all things beautiful why doesn't it rain on you?
Our friendship means a lot 2 me.
U cry i cry. U laugh i laugh.
U jump out of the window...
I look down & then... i laugh again
Dil mein umeedo ki shamma jala rakhi hai, Humne apni alag duniya basa rakhi hai, Is umeed ke saath ki ayega SMS aapka,
Humne mobile par nazrein jama rakhi hein.
Ae dil kissi ki yaad mein rona fajool hai .. ye aansoo bade anmol hain inhe khona fajool hai .. royo to unke liye jo tum par nisaar hain .. unke liye kya rona jinke aashiq hazaar hain
Phoolon se khoobsurat koi nahi. .. Sagar se gahra koi nahi. .. Ab aapki kya tarif karu...Dosto me aap jaisa...Nalayak koi nahi!
Zindagi jaise ek saza si ho gayi hai, gham ke saagar me is kadar kho gayi hai, tum kar do ek SMS yeh guzarish hai meri,tumari SMS ki adat si ho gayi hai.
Kind, intelligent, loving and hot
This describes everything you're not
I saw your face as you walked by
but then I saw a better guy
I see your face when I am dreaming
That's why I always wake up screaming
My love you take my breath away
What have you stepped in to smell this way
My feelings for you no words can tell
Except for maybe "go to hell"
Of loving beauty you float with grace
If only you could hide your face
499 ja chuke, message milte hi niklo...
Vo aaj bhi hume dekh kar muskurate hain
Yeh to unke bache hee kamine hain,
Jo Mammu-Mammu bulaate hain.
Apni Surat ka kabhi to didaar de,
tarap raha hu ab aur na intzaar de
Apni awaaz nahi sunani to mat suna,
Kam se kam 1 Missed call hee maar de
Teri aankain jhuki jhuki, tera chehra khila khila
jab tere chehre per haath ghumaya,
to aadha kilo fair & lovely mila
TUSI bade hi gr8 ho,
RASGULLE ki pl8 ho,
PEPSI ka cr8 ho,
ANDE ka oml8 ho,
SMS KARNE ME bare le8 ho,
JALEBI ki tarah stra8 ho,
KHER jo bhi ho mere fevr8 ho...!
Zindagi jaise ek saza si ho gayi hai,
gamm ke saagar me is kadar kho gayi hai,
tum kar do ek SMS yeh guzarish hai meri,
tumari SMS ki adat si ho gayi hai.
Jis mehfil mein khare hojai,
waha Hrithik bhi jhukta hai,
Kaho Na Pyaar Hai,
Kya mooh dukhta hai ?
Tumko dekha to yeh khyaal aaya
Ki Paaglo ke stock mein Naya Maal Aaya
Kaun sa gham hai jo yeh haal bana rakha hai,
na to makeup hai,
na baalon ko sajaa rakha hai,
aur khama-kha cherti rehti hai yeh rukhsaaron ko,
Tum ne zulfon ko bohut sar pe chara rakha hai
Jis din se juda vo humse hue, is dil ne dharkna chor diya
hai chaand ka mooh bhi utra utra, taaro ne chamkna chor diya
Kon kehta hai dost ki tumse humari judaai hogi,
yeh afwaah zaroor kissi dushman ne uraayi hogi,
shaan se rahenge tumahre dil mein hum
itne dino mein kuch to jagah banayi hogi
Vo likhte hain humara naam mitti mein
aur mita dete hain, Unke liye ye khel hoga
magar hume to vo mitti mein mila dete hain...
Umeedo ki manzil toot gayi,
aankho se ashqo ki dhara beh gayi
are tumahri bhi kya izaat reh gayi,
jab class ki ladki bhaiya keh gayi
Kabhi honsla bhi aazmaana chahiye,
bure waqt mein muskurana chahiye,
jab 10 dino mein khujli na mite,
to 11 ve din nahana chahiye
Arz kiya hai..... Aaj-kal aapke SMS aana band hai ,
wah wah! wah wah!
Aaj-kal aapke SMS aana band hai ,
khafa ho humse ya balance kam hai? ha ha ha ha.....
Tammana se nahi tanhai se darte hain,
pyaar se nahi ruswaai se darte hain,
milne ki to bohat chahat hai,
par milne ke baad judaai se darte hain
Dil torna humari aadat nahi,
Dil hum kissi ka dukhate nahi
Bharosa rakhna meri wafaon pe,
Dil mein basa kar hum kissi ko bhulate nahi
You r my sweet SONA,
I don't want u KHONA,
I want a place in your heart's KONA,
Otherwise i will start RONA,
Atleast Good Morning to kar LONA
Jab i ne U se pyaar kiya,
to night ko sleeping chor diya,
tere face ki gentle beauty ne,
mere kind heart ko phor diya
Yaad mein teri aankhe bharta hai koi,
har saans ke saath tujhe yaad karta hai koi,
maut to sachai hai aani hai,
lekin teri judaai mein har roz marta hai koi....!
Safed rang ho agar mehboob ka,
toh mohabbat ki detergent khusbudar nazar aati hai,
na koi aur hota kharid-dar SURF-EXCEL KA,
aur na dhulai RIN-SUPREME ki kam nazar aati hai...!!!
jawani ke din chamkile ho gaye,
aur husn ke tewar nukile ho gaye
hum izhaar karne me thode dhiile ho gaye,
aur unke haath peele ho gaye
Jab Jab hume pyaas lagti hai,
Unke aane ki aas lagti hai
unki dewangi mein hum ho gaye itne dewane,
Ki har ladki ki maa apni saas lagti hai
Aaj vo humse jannat mein takra gaye,
Aaj vo humse jannat mein takra gaye,
Aur humare dil se awaaz nikalii....,
Fiteh Mooh...Tusin Ethe vii aa gaye !!!
When you get this SMS, send it to 1 person u love, 1 u hate, 1 u always think of and 1 u wish to kill. Now, keep guessing why I sent it to u.
Sweet candies are nice to eat
Sweet words are easy to say
but, sweet ppl are hard to find
OH MY GOD! how did u find me
u r stupid
s 4 super
t 4 talented
u 4 unique
p 4 pesron
i 4 in
d 4 demand
u r a donkey
d 4 decent
o 4 outclass
n 4 nice
k 4 kind
e 4 excelent
y 4 young
VERY ... Cute, Gorgeous, Genius, Good-looking, Intelligent, One in Trillions...I think its enough abt ME, wht abut U....
.....the Heart Beat of my Phone
.....is ur Message Tone
Life without u is impossible, u r in my breath and blood. i cant stay for a second without u, if u r not there i am dead oye hello i am talking about OXYGEN
When i am not messaging u it does not mean that i have forgotten u, i am just giving u time to MISS ME!!
Today, tommorow and yesterday there will be
one heart that would always beat for you
You know Whose???
your Own Stupid!!!
If ever in your life U R very sad & lonely & feel that U have lost every thing, I will come, Hold your hand, take U 4 Walk on a Bridge & Show U where 2 jump From !!!...
Roses are red, violets are blue
Monkeys like you, are kept in Zoo
Hey friend remember that without stupidity there can be no wisdom
& without ugliness there can be no beauty
so the world needs YOU after all!
The rain makes all things beautiful.
The grass & flowers 2.
If rain makes all things beautiful why doesn't it rain on you?
Our friendship means a lot 2 me.
U cry i cry. U laugh i laugh.
U jump out of the window...
I look down & then... i laugh again
Dil mein umeedo ki shamma jala rakhi hai, Humne apni alag duniya basa rakhi hai, Is umeed ke saath ki ayega SMS aapka,
Humne mobile par nazrein jama rakhi hein.
Ae dil kissi ki yaad mein rona fajool hai .. ye aansoo bade anmol hain inhe khona fajool hai .. royo to unke liye jo tum par nisaar hain .. unke liye kya rona jinke aashiq hazaar hain
Phoolon se khoobsurat koi nahi. .. Sagar se gahra koi nahi. .. Ab aapki kya tarif karu...Dosto me aap jaisa...Nalayak koi nahi!
Zindagi jaise ek saza si ho gayi hai, gham ke saagar me is kadar kho gayi hai, tum kar do ek SMS yeh guzarish hai meri,tumari SMS ki adat si ho gayi hai.
Kind, intelligent, loving and hot
This describes everything you're not
I saw your face as you walked by
but then I saw a better guy
I see your face when I am dreaming
That's why I always wake up screaming
My love you take my breath away
What have you stepped in to smell this way
My feelings for you no words can tell
Except for maybe "go to hell"
Of loving beauty you float with grace
If only you could hide your face
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