~Naqabil-e-Yaqin~

[ummid]

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Aap ne khud hi last mein likha hai...
bhool gayen hain tu padh lijye..
hum quote ker dete hain...

lolz.... ...
mei nay wahan 3 years kaam kiya.. aur meray saath kabhi koi waqeya paish nahi aya... =))

[Aik Lamha]

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Aap ne khud hi last mein likha hai...
bhool gayen hain tu padh lijye..
hum quote ker dete hain...

ye tou meri honesty hay na janab-i-wali... warna mein ye bhi keh sakta tha kayk mein nay 3 saal kaam kiya.. aur meray saath roz waqeya paish ata tha... :zuban:

[ummid]

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ye tou meri honesty hay na janab-i-wali... warna mein ye bhi keh sakta tha kayk mein nay 3 saal kaam kiya.. aur meray saath roz waqeya paish ata tha... :zuban:

ju aap ne likha woh hum ne padha...
aap ka honestly likhana ya na likhna yeh tu aap per depend karta tha...

[Aik Lamha]

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ju aap ne likha woh hum ne padha...
aap ka honestly likhana ya na likhna yeh tu aap per depend karta tha...

mujhay aap ki baat samajh nai ayee... :cc: :embarasse

[ummid]

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mujhay aap ki baat samajh nai ayee... :cc: :embarasse

Ummid ki bat sumjhne ke liye dimag ki zarorat hai jo baqool Aamir aap ke pass nahi hai...:zuban:

[Aik Lamha]

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Ummid ki bat sumjhne ke liye dimag ki zarorat hai jo baqool Aamir aap ke pass nahi hai...:zuban:

Ummid tou dil mein hoti hay.. dimagh ko ummid nai.. planning k liye ista'mal kiya jata hay.. :hehe

apnay sir mein bharay jis galay huway bhoosay ko aamir dimagh kehta hay.. wo tou waqayee meray paas nahi hay... :wk

[ummid]

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Ummid tou dil mein hoti hay.. dimagh ko ummid nai.. planning k liye ista'mal kiya jata hay.. :hehe

apnay sir mein bharay jis galay huway bhoosay ko aamir dimagh kehta hay.. wo tou waqayee meray paas nahi hay... :wk

planning karne wale Ummid ke sahare hi planning karte hain..
chahe dil se kare ya dimag se...
chaliye Aamir ke pass kaisa hi sahi dimag tu hai aap ke pass tu kisi bhi tarah ka dimag nahi...:zuban:

[ummid]

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Ummid tou dil mein hoti hay.. dimagh ko ummid nai.. planning k liye ista'mal kiya jata hay.. :hehe

apnay sir mein bharay jis galay huway bhoosay ko aamir dimagh kehta hay.. wo tou waqayee meray paas nahi hay... :wk

planning karne wale Ummid ke sahare hi planning karte hain..
chahe dil se kare ya dimag se...
chaliye Aamir ke pass kaisa hi sahi dimag tu hai aap ke pass tu kisi bhi tarah ka dimag nahi...:zuban:

[Aik Lamha]

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planning karne wale Ummid ke sahare hi planning karte hain..
chahe dil se kare ya dimag se...
chaliye Aamir ke pass kaisa hi sahi dimag tu hai aap ke pass tu kisi bhi tarah ka dimag nahi...:zuban:

ji... jiss ghaaas phoos k chakkar mein aap meray aas paas ghoom rahi heiN.... wo bhi meray paas nai hay.. :zuban:

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kahaneoun main or logoun say suna hai real main nahi deekha aisa koi waqeya ....

[ummid]

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ji... jiss ghaaas phoos k chakkar mein aap meray aas paas ghoom rahi heiN.... wo bhi meray paas nai hay.. :zuban:

Hum kyun aap ke aas pass ghomein ge....
ghaas phoos khana yeh tu aap ka personal metter hain..
hume is se kya...:donno:

[Mr. Sialkoty]

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Salaam Dosto

ham ney aksar bohat ajeeb ajeeb waqeyat suney hain. Maslan meri walidah hamein apney walid sahib ka aik waqeya sunati hain:

"Hamarey zamaney mein gadiyaan, wagonein, buses nahin huwa karti thin. Hamein kaee kaee mil pedal safar kar key kaam per jana parta tha. Kaee baar ham raat der sey ghar laut'tey. Kaee baar ham ney pul (bridge) sey dekha key aik sookhey huwey darya mein bohat door jinnon ki shadi ho rahi hoti, saaz aur dhunein baj rahi hoti magar nazar kya aata siraf aag"

Yaqinan kuchh log hans rahey hon gey like ham jab han ney pehli baar suna :khi: lekin aagey chaltey hain...

Yahan per meri aik dost hai ya thi. Woh btati hain keh unki walidah per aik jinn aashaq ho geya jab woh ghair shadi shudah thin. Jinn rozana unkey ghar ka chakar lagata. Phir jab unki shadi ho gaee aur woh Denmark chali aain to jinn bechain ho geya. :pagal: phir aik din jinn ko yeh khabar suneney mein mili keh us aurat ki shadi ho gaee hai aur woh denmark chali gaee hai to jinn uskey peechey denmark aaya aur us aurat sey mil ker geya - (main aisey hi to apni us dost ko jinn ki bachi nahin kaha karta tha :lol :lol ) - chalein aap is per bhi :lol - aagey chaltey hain.

Mera aik dost hai. Uskey susar ki zubani aik waqeya suna:

"merey khaloo india mein before partition, kala jadoo kiya kartey they. Aik dino unka ilm ghalat ho geya aur jinnon ney unhein bohat tabah kiya".. :cc: - ab merey usi dost ki sachi aur aap beeti jo yahan Denmark mein year 2005 mein uskey saath aur uski bivi aur bachon key saath pesh aai: Unhon ney aik ghar khareedah jo aik bohat hi budhi mai ka tha, jab woh mari to uska ghar unhon ney khareedah. Apney ghar mein unhein us aurat key chalney phirney, batein karney, kano mein sargoshiyan karney ki aawaz aati rahi. Phir bhabi kehney lagi keh ham ney aik din socha keh ya to ham nahin ya yeh budhi nahin, ham ney taqreeban sara din surat Yasin parhi to uskey aisi aawazein na aai... :masha - agey chaltey hain ---

Mera bhai University of Copenhagen mein kaam karta hai. Wahan per unhon ney apney samney bad'roohon ko dekha hai aur to aur yahan per aik night club mein badrooh nazar aai hai...

ab aap ney yeh karna hai keh is thread mein aisey waqeyat share karney hain jo aap ney suney ho, parhey hon ya aap per beetey hon ..... aap likho main :bhago:

Waah yaar...kia zamana yaad kerwa diya

Wo bhi kia din thay
jub hum jin thay

[ummid]

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Waah yaar...kia zamana yaad kerwa diya

Wo bhi kia din thay
jub hum jin thay

Aap aur jin...:tauba
kyun bechare jinu ko sadma de rahein hai aap subha subha...:khi:

[Mr. Sialkoty]

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6 saal pehlay ki baat hay.. mein aik consulting company mein as an MIS incharge kaam kiya kerta tha.. mera office building mi top floor per tha..aur mera bilkul separate room tha..

top floor pe 2 hi offices thay. aik CEO ka dooosra mera... baqi jaga khuli thi...top floor k baray mein loug ajeeb ajeeb batein kiya kertay thay... maslan aik driver baba wahaN chat per charpayee daal ker sota tha.. tou uss ne bataya kayee dafa usski char payee ulat di... khair mein nay kabhi aisi cheezoN ko ahmiyat nai di...

doosra waqeya CEO office mein paish aya.. kay uss k washroom ki light kharab hogayee.. uss nay maintenance dept. mein complain ki.. tou technician (Zaheer) aya... uss se permission li.. aur washroom mein chala gaya... kafi der hogayee.. laikin wo wapus hi nahi aya..CEO nay kuch der intizar kiya.. phir wo uth hi rahay thay kay door knock huwa.. aur jo banda ander aya wo Zaheer tha :o ... ab CEO pareshan.. k ye tou washroom mein hay.. ye yahaaN kaisay agaya.. kioN k there was only one exit from washroom.. unhouN ne Zaheer ko danta k tum kahaN se bahar niklay... wo qasmain khanay laga k sir mein tou aya hi abhi hooN... saman lainay gaya huwa tha.. aaap fulaaN se pooch lain.. .

meri adat raat ko der tak kaam kernay ki thi... garmioN ki raat thi... almost 2 baj rahay thay.. aur mein office mein kaam ker raha tha.. there was no one in the building except me... mein nay AC waghaira bund ker k doors khol diye thay takay kuch taza hawa aye.. ab mein kaam ker raha tha tou mujhay laga jaisay someone is approaching the door.. mei nay qadmouN ki awaz suni.. mei nay seat se beithay beithay hi door ki taraf dekhna shuru kiya..mera angle aisa tha k bahar ka dikhayee nai dey sakta tha until someone comes in.. .khair... wo qadmouN ki chaap khatum hogayee... aur koi nai aya.. mein nay ignore kerdiya... thori der mein phir wahi chaap... aur qareeb aker khatum.... mein samjha k koi guard hoga.. jo raat ko chakkar laga rahay hotay hein building ka..
laikin 3rd and 4th time bhi aisa huwa tou meray zehen mein saray qissay ghomnay lagay.... mein nay socha... dekhooN tou...ye hay kia shaye... jaisay hi mein door se bahar nikla.. .tou mein nay dekha .................................................. ......


wo aik black color ka shopping bag tha,... jo hawa se khisakta khisakta pehlay meray darwazay k qareeb ata.. tou aisi awaz ati jaisay koi chal raha hay... aur phir door chala jata... lolz.... ...
mei nay wahan 3 years kaam kiya.. aur meray saath kabhi koi waqeya paish nahi aya... =))

Aik shopping bag se der gaya :tauba

kisi shayar ne bhi tere pe kia khoob kaha he

nunni jaan salamat
Pakistan ke choohay salamat

[Mr. Sialkoty]

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Aap aur jin...:tauba
kyun bechare jinu ko sadma de rahein hai aap subha subha...:khi:

Lekin ub aap ne suna nahi...hum jin nahi hein...hum to cute shay munday hein :blush: