====> LAst Person POSt wins <====

[_Dard_Aashna_]

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aap ko b mubarak ho

[miss sng]

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be mobarak hoo????????is ka kya matlab????

WINNER TO SIRF MAIN HOON....to MOBARAK BHE SIRF MUJHY MILNY CHAHIY NA>>>

IM THE WINNER

[_Dard_Aashna_]

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o yeah yeah yeah

[sarfraz_qamar]

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now i

[itschahat]

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Laloos english candid talk with Bill CLINTON
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There is something that is troubling laloo for a couple of days. So he seeks some advice from some of his educated friends.

He calls all of his friends and tells them his problem "Friends, i have a meeting with bill clinton in a couple of days on how to make bihaar a better place, but the problem is that i do not know how to speak in english." So all his friends decide to teach him something to say to bill clinton.

They tell him that when he shakes hands with clinton then say "hi! How are you?" And when he says "good, and you" then say "me too"
Laloo gets this in his head and goes to meet clinton.

On his arrival at clinton's house, they shake hands but laloo got his english tagled up and said,

"Hi! Who are you"

Bill clinton thought this was a joke

Clinton "haha! I'm hillary's husband. And you?"

And laloo goes "Me too"

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- Chahat

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Again itschahat is winner

[refreshing_breeze]

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winner koi aur hai

[musaddaq]

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winner koi aur hai

AAP hamesha yehi kehti ho, kon hai winner aaj bata hi dain:tasali:

[itschahat]

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Satan greets him: "welcome mr. Gates, we've been waiting for you. This will be your home for all eternity. You've been selfish, greedy and a big liar all your life. Now, since you've got me in a good mood, i'll be generous and give you a choice of three places in which you'll be locked up forever.

Satan takes bill to a huge lake of fire in which millions of poor souls are tormented and tortured. He then takes him to a massive coliseum where thousands of people are chased about and devoured by starving lions. Finally, he takes bill to a tiny room in which there is a bottle of the finest wine sitting on a table. To bill's delight, he sees a pc in the corner. Without hesitation, bill says "i'll take this option."

"Fine," says satan, allowing bill to enter the room. Satan locks the room after bill.

As he turns around, he bumps into lucifer. "That was bill gates!" Cried lucifer. "Why did you give him the best place of all!"

"That's what everyone thinks" snickered satan.

"The bottle has a hole in it!"

"What about the pc?"

"It's got windows 95!" Laughed satan.

"And it's missing three keys,"

"Which three?"

"Control, alt and delete."

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- Chahat

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http://www.JokesDuniya.com

I am winner again

[musaddaq]

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:)

[Raniya Asif]

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im the winner

[musaddaq]

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im the winner

:comfort: how sweet, :zuban:

[refreshing_breeze]

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ya realy
how sweet

[musaddaq]

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ya realy
how sweet

kya hua:tauba

[refreshing_breeze]

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ab kya bataoo aap ko

[musaddaq]

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ab kya bataoo aap ko

jo hua hai woh bata dain