SmS Jokes

[Mr.Khan]

Assalaam Alaikum Doston

umeed hai ke sub log hashaash bashaash hon ge :D

aajkal sms me jokes ka buhat charcha hai....

kyun ke woh kehte hen na k

3 rupay me sub keh do :hehe:

To aap sub ne is thread me sms jokes share karne hen

[Mr.Khan]

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Najoomi ek larkay ka haath daikhte hue bole.....

Najoomi: Beta tum buhat parho ge :tasali:

Larka: Abay parh to mai 5 saal se raha hon, ye bata ke pass kub hon ga :fuming:

[Mr.Khan]

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1 aurat train se utarnay ke baad Sardar jee se pochti hen ke ye koun sa station hai....

Sardar jee kafi soochne ke baad bolay: Bibi , ye railway station hai

[Mr.Khan]

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Train me ek chinease k sar per ek machar betha tha, chinease us machar ko pakar kar kha gaya....

Saamne bethe hua memon ne jub ye dekha to apnay sar per se ek machar pakar kar chinease ko bola: Ye machar khareedo ge ...

[Mr.Khan]

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Memon to his Guest: Aur sunaoo, kiya piyo ge?? Thanda ya Garam

Mehmaan: Dono piyon ga

Memon: Shazia beta , 1 glass Freezer se Aur 1 glass Geezer se paani le aao...

[Mr.Khan]

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Sardar jee ne call milaii to awaaz aaiii, " Aap ka balance is call ke liye na kafi hai, please apna account recharge karye "

Sardar: Koi baat nahi behar, aap ka shukriya jo aap ne mujh se baat ki.

[Mr.Khan]

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Urdu ki teacher ne class me bachon se kaha: " Woh daikh khubsorat larki khari hai " , is jumlay ko apne alwaaz me istamaal kariye.....

Student: " Woh daikho tumhari bhabi khari hai " :kr:

[Mr.Khan]

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Sardar to his friend: mai ne khat me likha tha k tumhy meri shadi pe zaror aana hai, tum phir kyun nahi aaye ?

Friend: Mujhy tumhara khat nahi mila,

Sardar: Mai ne khat me ye bhi likha tha k chahay tumhy khat mile ya na mila magar tumhy zaror aana hai...

[Mr.Khan]

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A sardar was selling Parashoot: Plane se koodo, Button dabaoo aur zameen per safely land karo.." :)

Customer: Agar parashoot nahi khula to ? :mm:

Sardar: Oo yara tey paisay wapis...:kr:

[soni kudi]

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[imtiazjam23]

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Jab se Begum ne Mujhe Murgha Bana Rakha Hai,
Main ne Nazron ki tarah Sir Bhi Jhuka Rakha Hai.

Bartano Aaj Meray Sir Pe Barastay Kiuon Ho?
Main Ne Dho Dha Ke Tumhein Kitna Saja Rakha Hai?

Jab Se Begum ne Mujhe.................

Roz Leti hai Talashi woh Police ki Manind,
Poochti hai kahan Paison ko Chupa Rakha hai?

Jab Se Begum ne Mujhe...................

Wohi Duniya mein Muqaddar ka sikandar Thehra,
Jis ne Khud ko yahan Shadi se Bacha Rakha hai.

Jab se Begum ne Mujhe ................................

Pee Ja iss Mar ki Talkhi ko bhi Has ke Shohar,
Mar Khaney mein bhi Qudrat ne Maza Rakha hai

Jab se Begum ne Mujhe Murgha Bana Rakha hai
Main ne Nazron ki Tarah Sir ko Bhi Jhuka Rakha hai

[Mr.Khan]

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Jab se Begum ne Mujhe Murgha Bana Rakha Hai,
Main ne Nazron ki tarah Sir Bhi Jhuka Rakha Hai.

Bartano Aaj Meray Sir Pe Barastay Kiuon Ho?
Main Ne Dho Dha Ke Tumhein Kitna Saja Rakha Hai?

Jab Se Begum ne Mujhe.................

Roz Leti hai Talashi woh Police ki Manind,
Poochti hai kahan Paison ko Chupa Rakha hai?

Jab Se Begum ne Mujhe...................

Wohi Duniya mein Muqaddar ka sikandar Thehra,
Jis ne Khud ko yahan Shadi se Bacha Rakha hai.

Jab se Begum ne Mujhe ................................

Pee Ja iss Mar ki Talkhi ko bhi Has ke Shohar,
Mar Khaney mein bhi Qudrat ne Maza Rakha hai

Jab se Begum ne Mujhe Murgha Bana Rakha hai
Main ne Nazron ki Tarah Sir ko Bhi Jhuka Rakha hai

372-haha

[sohail khan]

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Girl:Me tumse shadi nahi ker sakti
is liye ye lo apne love letters
or mere mujhe wapis karo!
Boy:bari c basket samne rakhte howay,
Is me se jo jo tumharay hain nikal lo! 372-haha

[*Samra*]

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Train me ek chinease k sar per ek machar betha tha, chinease us machar ko pakar kar kha gaya....

Saamne bethe hua memon ne jub ye dekha to apnay sar per se ek machar pakar kar chinease ko bola: Ye machar khareedo ge ...

Sardar jee ne call milaii to awaaz aaiii, " Aap ka balance is call ke liye na kafi hai, please apna account recharge karye "

Sardar: Koi baat nahi behar, aap ka shukriya jo aap ne mujh se baat ki.

A sardar was selling Parashoot: Plane se koodo, Button dabaoo aur zameen per safely land karo.." :)

Customer: Agar parashoot nahi khula to ? :mm:

Sardar: Oo yara tey paisay wapis...:kr:

Jab se Begum ne Mujhe Murgha Bana Rakha Hai,
Main ne Nazron ki tarah Sir Bhi Jhuka Rakha Hai.

Bartano Aaj Meray Sir Pe Barastay Kiuon Ho?
Main Ne Dho Dha Ke Tumhein Kitna Saja Rakha Hai?

Jab Se Begum ne Mujhe.................

Roz Leti hai Talashi woh Police ki Manind,
Poochti hai kahan Paison ko Chupa Rakha hai?

Jab Se Begum ne Mujhe...................

Wohi Duniya mein Muqaddar ka sikandar Thehra,
Jis ne Khud ko yahan Shadi se Bacha Rakha hai.

Jab se Begum ne Mujhe ................................

Pee Ja iss Mar ki Talkhi ko bhi Has ke Shohar,
Mar Khaney mein bhi Qudrat ne Maza Rakha hai

Jab se Begum ne Mujhe Murgha Bana Rakha hai
Main ne Nazron ki Tarah Sir ko Bhi Jhuka Rakha hai

Girl:Me tumse shadi nahi ker sakti
is liye ye lo apne love letters
or mere mujhe wapis karo!
Boy:bari c basket samne rakhte howay,
Is me se jo jo tumharay hain nikal lo! 372-haha

:lol

[Mr.Khan]

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Girl:Me tumse shadi nahi ker sakti
is liye ye lo apne love letters
or mere mujhe wapis karo!
Boy:bari c basket samne rakhte howay,
Is me se jo jo tumharay hain nikal lo! 372-haha

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