Share last SMS from ur Mobile

[WASI ANJUM]

Re: Share last SMS from ur Mobile

Sardar- shirt k liye acha sa kapra dikhao

salesman- plain mein dikha doon?

sardar- Hawai jahaz mein jane ki kiya zaroorat hai yahen dikha do

[Sky angel]

Re: Share last SMS from ur Mobile

mar khani hai:p

[Ehsaas786]

Re: Share last SMS from ur Mobile

khuda naseeb kary unko daimi khushyaan
adam wo log ju dilko odaas rakhty hen

[*Samra*]

Re: Share last SMS from ur Mobile

mar khani hai:p

jawab kiya diya yeh bhi batao :D

[*Samra*]

Re: Share last SMS from ur Mobile

kaha hoooo?

[Mr. Sialkoty]

Re: Share last SMS from ur Mobile

Woh kon se 3 fruits hain jo darjanoo k hisab se biktay hain?

1- banana

2-?

3-?

Orange
Mosammi 372-haha

[Mr. Sialkoty]

Re: Share last SMS from ur Mobile

aik sardar doosray sardaar se: yaar tum to janazay pe gaye thay aur itni jaldi wapis aa gaye?

doosra serdar: yaar mut poocho, janazay mein gaya tha mager majaal he jo kisi ne bhi huss ke baat ki ho

[Mr. Sialkoty]

Re: Share last SMS from ur Mobile

Aik sms bohat mazay ka he mobile mein wo aap se share kerta hoon:


TENSION



*************

Larki ne Aapse lift mangi
Aap ne de di
Raste mein us ki tabiyat kharab ho gai


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Aap hospital le gaye
Doctor bola aap baap bananay walay ho
Aaap bolay
Me iska
Baap
Nahi...............
Larki boli
Yahi Baap he

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Police aai
Aapka checkup hua
Report Aai
ke
Aap to baap he nahi ban sakte

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Aap ne shuker ada kia
ke chalo jaan to choooti

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Mager phir aap ne soocha
kee

Ghar mein jo 3 buchay hein















wo kis ke hein 372-haha
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[WASI ANJUM]

Re: Share last SMS from ur Mobile

Tu kisi aur k liye hoga samaner e ishq

Hum to roz tere sahil se piyase guzar jate hain

[Pakiza]

Re: Share last SMS from ur Mobile

U r BANDAR
B= BEAUTIFUL
A= ATTRACTIVE
N= NAUGHTY
D= DECENT
A= ADMIREABLE
R= ROMANTIC

R U SMILING?
:d

[WASI ANJUM]

Re: Share last SMS from ur Mobile

badnaam huay hum shaher mein jis waja se faraz

us shakhs ko kabhi hum ne ji bhar k dekha bhi nahi

[Pakiza]

Re: Share last SMS from ur Mobile

A true friend iz 1 who,
sees the 1st tear in ur eyes,
catches the 2nd one,
n stops the 3rd
If 4th one comes then slaps u n says

"LAY HUN KHUL K ROO"

[WASI ANJUM]

Re: Share last SMS from ur Mobile

Aaj raat chaand bilkul aap jaisa hai
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Wahi khoobsurati...
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Wahi guroor
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Wahi noor
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Aur
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Wahi doori

[Pakiza]

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ajj ki meeting :(
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nai hogi
:dance2:

[WASI ANJUM]

Re: Share last SMS from ur Mobile

Koi muntazir hai us ka kitni shiddat se Faraz

woh janta bhi hai mager anjan bana rehta hai