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  • #16
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    4 u bhai:

    har pal tu khushyon m3i khil3
    chamki3n sadah din raat t3r3
    khud ko kabhi tanha na smajhna
    m3ri dua hai sath t3r3 !!

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    • #17
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      4 khushi sis ....

      Teacher: what do u call a person who can't hear anything?
      Khushi: U can call him anything, bcoz he can't hear anything :lol
      u can't gain RESPECT by choice nor by requesting it... it is earned through your words & actions."

      :pr:

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      • #18
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        Kaun sa gham hai jo yeh haal bana rakha hai
        na to makeup hai, na baalon ko sajaa rakha hai
        aur kha makha cherti rehti hai yeh rukhsaaron ko
        Tum ne zulfon ko bohut sar pe chara rakha hai

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        • #19
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          a rose iz alwayz a rose whether itz in a golden pot or in the ground!

          same way u r alwayz my friend whether u r in central jail or in
          mental hospital !! :lol

          dont mind it plz :P
          u can't gain RESPECT by choice nor by requesting it... it is earned through your words & actions."

          :pr:

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          • #20
            Re: ~*~ SMS to Person Above ~*~

            For hala
            Tum hoti to aisa hota, tum hoti to waisa hota,
            Tum is baat pe itna hasti, tum uss baat pe itna khush hoti,
            Tum is baat pe ye kehti,tum uss baat pe wo kahati,
            shukar hai tum nahi ho!!! :D:

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            • #21
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              for sahail ji

              Ba Adab Ba Mulaiza Hohiyar Pagalon Ke Maharaj Bewaqufoon Ke Sartaj

              Noor-e-Chashm Dewan-e-Paglistan SMS Parh Ke Kush Ho Rahay Hein :p
              u can't gain RESPECT by choice nor by requesting it... it is earned through your words & actions."

              :pr:

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              • #22
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                Sharab bani to Maikhane bane
                Husn bana tu Deewane bane
                kuch tu baat hai aap me
                yu hi nahi pagal khane bane 372-haha

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                • #23
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                  Dad : Son, what do you want for your birthday?

                  Son : Not much dad,
                  just a radio with a sports car around it.
                  :lol
                  u can't gain RESPECT by choice nor by requesting it... it is earned through your words & actions."

                  :pr:

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                  • #24
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                    Child : - Mohit uncle mujhe na Bandar dekhna hai
                    Mohit : - Beta vo abhi SMS padh raha hai.
                    Last edited by sohail khan; 21 August 2008, 21:26.

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                    • #25
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                      Teacher To Student:

                      Can You Define Who Is LECTURER?

                      Sahail khan : A LECTURER Is A Person Who Has A Very Bad
                      Habit Of Speaking When Someone Is SLeeping.
                      Last edited by *Hala*; 21 August 2008, 21:27.
                      u can't gain RESPECT by choice nor by requesting it... it is earned through your words & actions."

                      :pr:

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                      • #26
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                        hala: went 2 hotel, ordered chiken, Waiter comes with the order,
                        hala:Murghi ki taang kidhar hai? Waiter:Woh langra tha.
                        hala: Dil? Waiter:D Dil murghi le gayee.
                        hala: Dimaagh? Waiter: Murgha pathan tha!!!
                        Last edited by sohail khan; 21 August 2008, 23:00.

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                        • #27
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                          Originally posted by sohail khan View Post
                          hala went 2 hotel, ordered chiken, Waiter comes with the order,
                          hala :Murghe ki taang kider hai? Waiter:Woh langra tha.
                          hala: Dil? Waiter:Dil murgi le gayee.
                          hala : Dimaag? Waiter: Murga pathan tha!!!




                          372-haha

                          sahail: teri dosti me neend urti hai, chain khota hai,

                          .
                          .
                          Dost: doctor ko dikha le beta q k
                          dengue virus bhi aise hi hota hai!. 372-scare
                          u can't gain RESPECT by choice nor by requesting it... it is earned through your words & actions."

                          :pr:

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                          • #28
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                            GIRL before marriage looks like Brbie doll,
                            After merriage Beautiful doll,
                            after one year Nice doll,
                            after two years only doll,
                            after three years
                            PANADOL. 372-haha

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                            • #29
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                              Train main 1 machar 1 chinese k sar pe baitha,
                              woh usko pakar k kha gaya!

                              Phir 1 machar Sahail pe baitha,
                              us ne pakar k chinese say pocha:
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                              .
                              .
                              Khareedo gay? :lol :lol
                              =====

                              ALLAH HAFFIZ 4 now. :)
                              u can't gain RESPECT by choice nor by requesting it... it is earned through your words & actions."

                              :pr:

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                              • #30
                                Re: ~*~ SMS to Person Above ~*~

                                Originally posted by *Hala* View Post
                                Train main 1 machar 1 chinese k sar pe baitha,
                                woh usko pakar k kha gaya!

                                Phir 1 machar Sahail pe baitha,
                                us ne pakar k chinese say pocha:
                                .
                                .
                                .
                                .
                                .
                                Khareedo gay? :lol :lol
                                =====

                                ALLAH HAFFIZ 4 now. :)
                                Aap ko kis ne batya ye :mm:


                                Charo Taraf Chand pakrela hai light,
                                Bole to ho gayeli hai nighat, Band karne ka tube light,
                                Aur soneka tight, Boleto, Bye Good Night..

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