~*~Aisey Ko Taisa~*~

[musaddaq]

Re: ~*~Aisey Ko Taisa~*~

To tumhein Chowk ke beech khara ker ke zabardasti biryaani khilata :kr:

Ager tum mere jitni sunder hoti to ?

to phir hum isse bhi bhalu kehta:kr:

ager tum fari keh jitna bewqoof hota to?

[Mr. Sialkoty]

Re: ~*~Aisey Ko Taisa~*~

to phir hum isse bhi bhalu kehta:kr:

ager tum fari keh jitna bewqoof hota to?

ager mein fari ke jitna bewakoof hota to mein to Khud-Kushti ker leta :kr:


Ager tumhein larki ke cheernay ke ilzaam mein bohat saaray loog paker lein aur Nai ko bula lein ustray se tind kerne ke liye, tub tu kia karay ga ???

[musaddaq]

Re: ~*~Aisey Ko Taisa~*~

ager mein fari ke jitna bewakoof hota to mein to Khud-Kushti ker leta :kr:


Ager tumhein larki ke cheernay ke ilzaam mein bohat saaray loog paker lein aur Nai ko bula lein ustray se tind kerne ke liye, tub tu kia karay ga ???

to phir mian naii ko paise de keh teri tindd aage ker doon ga, usse mehnat bhi kam kerni para gi or tera kaam bhi ho jae ga freee mian:kr:

ager tu kissi larki ko chheera or woh tera peecha hi per jae toooooooooooooo???????????:khi:

[Mr. Sialkoty]

Re: ~*~Aisey Ko Taisa~*~

to phir mian naii ko paise de keh teri tindd aage ker doon ga, usse mehnat bhi kam kerni para gi or tera kaam bhi ho jae ga freee mian:kr:

ager tu kissi larki ko chheera or woh tera peecha hi per jae toooooooooooooo???????????:khi:

To mein usay apnay peechay laga ke us ke ghar chala jaon ga aur us ke chut per ja ker chalaang laga ker baag jaon ga :bhago:

Ager aik larki tumhein bazar mein chaltay chaltay shut up keh de, halanke tumhara koi kasoor bhi na ho tu?

[MeemSheenAlif]

Re: ~*~Aisey Ko Taisa~*~

keechar mein pao dalnay se keechar ka kia ho ga ...masla to pao ka ho gaaaaaa na gunda ho jay ga...
to mein gunda honay se bachao ga...

How many banana does it take for a monkey to shut up?

[musaddaq]

Re: ~*~Aisey Ko Taisa~*~

keechar mein pao dalnay se keechar ka kia ho ga ...masla to pao ka ho gaaaaaa na gunda ho jay ga...
to mein gunda honay se bachao ga...

How many banana does it take for a monkey to shut up?

:comfort:kitna banana laite ho tum shut up kerna keh liya:lpop: jaldi batao na hum ne question ka answer kerna hia, or question hai bhi tum se mutaliq:kr:

ager tum yeh question nahi kerta to...?

[MeemSheenAlif]

Re: ~*~Aisey Ko Taisa~*~

tou koi aur kur laita....
app jawab kyun nahi daetay kuch nahi ho ga sub ko pat ahay app k baray mein'

[musaddaq]

Re: ~*~Aisey Ko Taisa~*~

tou koi aur kur laita....
app jawab kyun nahi daetay kuch nahi ho ga sub ko pat ahay app k baray mein'

:comfort: kaka mian te jawad de deeta:lpop:

chala bata kitna banana leta hai tu chup kerna ke?/?

[La'hasil]

Re: ~*~Aisey Ko Taisa~*~

Jitni Aap dey do :P



Aaj Sab say Naik kaam kia kiya :p ?

[Masood]

Re: ~*~Aisey Ko Taisa~*~

Jitni Aap dey do :P



Aaj Sab say Naik kaam kia kiya :p ?

Sara din net sey door raha :lol

Agar aqal ko neend aa jaey to?

[La'hasil]

Re: ~*~Aisey Ko Taisa~*~

Phir Masood Bhi Soya HOwa miley ga :P



Aghar Net na hota tu ?

[EEmaan]

Re: ~*~Aisey Ko Taisa~*~

tu tu telepathe hotee

khaatooon drivers traffic problems kertee hain?

[fari]

Re: ~*~Aisey Ko Taisa~*~

jee nahi .........khatoon zyada achi driver hoti ha

:khi:ap kiya traffic police hain?

[Masood]

Re: ~*~Aisey Ko Taisa~*~

Main hawalati police mein hoon...

aap ko agar aamir ki dulatti parrey to? :kr:

[fari]

Re: ~*~Aisey Ko Taisa~*~

Main hawalati police mein hoon...

aap ko agar aamir ki dulatti parrey to? :kr:

khabardar meray ustaad ko kuch kaha tu woh ap jasay kam nahi kartay na woh dulati martay ha na dhichon dhichon kartay ha:na:


Agar ap dhichon dhichon na kren tu:kr: