Apki Rai.....After Engagement.....???

[Shaim]

Re: Apki Rai.....After Engagement.....???

u loli pop wali aunty ,
her wakat chohti tasalian deti rehna , kabi dondna naeen
acha kher
wasey mashoom log sach boltey haan
wo auntian naeen jo apney app ko mashoom bolti haan , wo to apney app ko mashoom bi kehti haan , pir sharmati bi haan , pir kehti haan main sach main mashoom hoon :tauba
her wakat un ko ik hi gana yad rehta hay
abi to main mashoom hoon
abi to main mashoom hoon

Sharmaati hon ise liye to Mashoom hon na:blush: :lpop:
Abhi to main maShoom hon gr8 hon sweet hon lalalala:lpop: :lpop:

[Shaim]

Re: Apki Rai.....After Engagement.....???

wasey yaar seda sa hal hay , bacha , bachi ko lay , do no key walden jamma hoon , masjid jaeen , nikah perain , dolhan key gher waloon ko thori sey mitai khala ker chalta kareen and bacha dolhan ko lay ker Allah Allah kher sala , apney gher aa jaeey
thats it
khatam kahani

Ise liye u k liye koi dadi nahi maantin na

[tauruskhan]

Re: Apki Rai.....After Engagement.....???

Ise liye u k liye koi dadi nahi maantin na

chalo thori si zeada dey doon ga
bal bi lagwa leya haan ab bolo :)
dondo dadi jaldi sey
keeon app and dadi wahan hotey haan jo main wahan jaoon
jo gana ganey wali aunty

[tauruskhan]

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Sharmaati hon ise liye to Mashoom hon na:blush: :lpop:
Abhi to main maShoom hon gr8 hon sweet hon lalalala:lpop: :lpop:

hmm :tauba main samjta tha key app mashoom to naeen haan lakin gr8 and sweet to hoon geen
lakin app ney is ka gana ga ker sabit ker dia key app yeh bi naeen haan
app to paki yahi wali aunty haan
tabi to apni is tara gana ga ga key tareef ker rahi haan and loli pop kahi ja rahi haan :D

[Shaim]

Re: Apki Rai.....After Engagement.....???

chalo thori si zeada dey doon ga
bal bi lagwa leya haan ab bolo :)
dondo dadi jaldi sey
keeon app and dadi wahan hotey haan jo main wahan jaoon
jo gana ganey wali aunty

thoori c ziada????lagta hai u mithai ka business kertey hain thatz y loss k darr sey aisa bol rahey hain
u itney kanjoos q hain?
:khi: :khi: kinnnnnna shoq hai shaadi ka:pagal:
me k paroos mai ik NANI REHTI hain DADI abhi available nahi hain:khi:

per unkey teeth nahi hain.....:dua per naklii lagaati hain na wo
Aunty kisko boola????
phir main ur rishta nahi bhejon gi apney paros main:embarasse

[Shaim]

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hmm :tauba main samjta tha key app mashoom to naeen haan lakin gr8 and sweet to hoon geen
lakin app ney is ka gana ga ker sabit ker dia key app yeh bi naeen haan
app to paki yahi wali aunty haan
tabi to apni is tara gana ga ga key tareef ker rahi haan and loli pop kahi ja rahi haan :D

u hoongey CHARLIE MAMOON:pagal:
Me to sweet or Mashoom bacchi hon:lpop:
me ko dunya ka kuch nahi pata:budhu:
me too much mashooom baby:lpop: :eye:

[tauruskhan]

Re: Apki Rai.....After Engagement.....???

thoori c ziada????lagta hai u mithai ka business kertey hain thatz y loss k darr sey aisa bol rahey hain
u itney kanjoos q hain?
:khi: :khi: kinnnnnna shoq hai shaadi ka:pagal:
me k paroos mai ik NANI REHTI hain DADI abhi available nahi hain:khi:

per unkey teeth nahi hain.....:dua per naklii lagaati hain na wo
Aunty kisko boola????
phir main ur rishta nahi bhejon gi apney paros main:embarasse

aunty youn to na kaheen
mera kia baney ga

kher dadi na sahi nani shahi
so hamaray leya to np.com hay

kher apna chena ka karobar hota to aj kal tu mazey hi mazey hotey
itni mengi jo ho gai hay cheeni , sugar
kher

aunty kab ja rahi ho app , mera rishta lay ker :D

[tauruskhan]

Re: Apki Rai.....After Engagement.....???

u hoongey CHARLIE MAMOON:pagal:
Me to sweet or Mashoom bacchi hon:lpop:
me ko dunya ka kuch nahi pata:budhu:
me too much mashooom baby:lpop: :eye:

duniya ka tum ko pata naeen lakin loli pop khai ja rahi ho
loli pop wali aunty
ab to bus ker do bari ho jaoo
and gana gaana band karo
tum ko suit naeen kerta

accha kehr ager main mamoon hoon
to apni chali mameen ko kab dond rahi ho
jaldi karoo
kal ka kia pata , kal ho na ho

[Shaim]

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aunty youn to na kaheen
mera kia baney ga

kher dadi na sahi nani shahi
so hamaray leya to np.com hay

kher apna chena ka karobar hota to aj kal tu mazey hi mazey hotey
itni mengi jo ho gai hay cheeni , sugar
kher

aunty kab ja rahi ho app , mera rishta lay ker :D

Main subah Fajar mai hi niklon gi ur rishta ley ker:lpop:
n kahon gi k me k ik old aged bro hain:khi:
wo u ko bachpan se like kerte hain:budhu: per phir ur shadi ho gai n u naani ho gain:tauba to u me k bro ko accept ker lain plz:embarasse warna ghazab ho jai ga me ur ghar biryani bhejna band ker doon gi qabool hai k nahi?
phir wo maaaaan jain gii
:lpop: :lpop: :lpop:

[Shaim]

Re: Apki Rai.....After Engagement.....???

duniya ka tum ko pata naeen lakin loli pop khai ja rahi ho
loli pop wali aunty
ab to bus ker do bari ho jaoo
and gana gaana band karo
tum ko suit naeen kerta

accha kehr ager main mamoon hoon
to apni chali mameen ko kab dond rahi ho
jaldi karoo
kal ka kia pata , kal ho na ho

ise liye to lolypop kha rahi hon.......u ko kia prob hai me ur lolypop to nahi kha rahi na:lpop: :lpop: :lpop: :lpop: :lpop:
barii hi hon...... me is saal k end main..... nahii ye nahii ho sakta:tauba
ganaa q nahi gaaon......:lpop:
me ki awaz inee mazze ki hai:khi: lolypop kha ker hoi hai mazzze ki awaz:lpop:

maami nahi NAANI hain wo
u apni hooney wali wife ko to pehchaainnin

ok na jaati honnnn:tauba

[tauruskhan]

Re: Apki Rai.....After Engagement.....???

ise liye to lolypop kha rahi hon.......u ko kia prob hai me ur lolypop to nahi kha rahi na:lpop: :lpop: :lpop: :lpop: :lpop:
barii hi hon...... me is saal k end main..... nahii ye nahii ho sakta:tauba
ganaa q nahi gaaon......:lpop:
me ki awaz inee mazze ki hai:khi: lolypop kha ker hoi hai mazzze ki awaz:lpop:

maami nahi NAANI hain wo
u apni hooney wali wife ko to pehchaainnin

ok na jaati honnnn:tauba

oyeh meray lolypop key barey main sochna bi naeen , werna :hathora
tumari waja sey pehlay hi dunya sey lolypop gaib hotey ja rahey haan
tumara kia barosa wasey
kaha kaha key motti hoti ja rahi ho aunty

is saal key end pey kia , kia naeen :cc: , tumain yakeen hay is saal key end tak tum ho gi :mm: .
wasey mujeh pata aunty tum ab bohat bari ho gai ho , mashoom ab naeen rahi tabi , mashoom honey ka gana gati rehti ho.

wasey sukar hay main ney tumhari awaz naeen suni , mujeh to app key gher waloon per taras ata hay , jab app apni ................ awaz main sab ko gana sunati hoon gi
wasey bi jis tarah app mashoom haan app ki awaz bi usi tarah sweet ho gi :khi:
itnay na khao lolipop ager galey main pus gia na pir maza ayeh ga

oo kesay pechanoo app ney ab tak milwya hi naeen
darshan hi naeen kerway app ney
kesay pechanoo

jaldi jaldi jaoo , der mat karooooooooooooooooo

[tauruskhan]

Re: Apki Rai.....After Engagement.....???

Main subah Fajar mai hi niklon gi ur rishta ley ker:lpop:
n kahon gi k me k ik old aged bro hain:khi:
wo u ko bachpan se like kerte hain:budhu: per phir ur shadi ho gai n u naani ho gain:tauba to u me k bro ko accept ker lain plz:embarasse warna ghazab ho jai ga me ur ghar biryani bhejna band ker doon gi qabool hai k nahi?
phir wo maaaaan jain gii
:lpop: :lpop: :lpop:

ooyeh is tarah kahoo gi to wo tu sukar kareen gay
key sukar hay ab u key hath ki bani ho biryani to ana band ho gi

main to muft main mara jaoon ga
koi accha tareqa istamal karoo, and yeh lolypop mon sey nikaloo , lolypop mon main rakha to esi hi tarqeeban aeen geen mujeh marwaney wali

[Shaim]

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oyeh meray lolypop key barey main sochna bi naeen , werna :hathora
tumari waja sey pehlay hi dunya sey lolypop gaib hotey ja rahey haan
tumara kia barosa wasey
kaha kaha key motti hoti ja rahi ho aunty

is saal key end pey kia , kia naeen :cc: , tumain yakeen hay is saal key end tak tum ho gi :mm: .
wasey mujeh pata aunty tum ab bohat bari ho gai ho , mashoom ab naeen rahi tabi , mashoom honey ka gana gati rehti ho.

wasey sukar hay main ney tumhari awaz naeen suni , mujeh to app key gher waloon per taras ata hay , jab app apni ................ awaz main sab ko gana sunati hoon gi
wasey bi jis tarah app mashoom haan app ki awaz bi usi tarah sweet ho gi :khi:
itnay na khao lolipop ager galey main pus gia na pir maza ayeh ga

oo kesay pechanoo app ney ab tak milwya hi naeen
darshan hi naeen kerway app ney
kesay pechanoo

jaldi jaldi jaoo , der mat karooooooooooooooooo

u ko lolypop innne pasand hai?:lpop: pehley q nahi bataya.....:pagal:
Mooti Aunty nahi hoon main ok na?
u ko her koi apne jesa dikhta hai:tauba
ager me is saal k end tak zinda rahi to......... phir bari garr barr ho jai gi
nahii abhi main chooti hon:lpop: ise liye lolypop n gana gaati hon per is sal k end mai sab khatam

u ko kiya pata me apney ghar ki medona hon:kr:
ok dikhaa doon gi.....u ko unho ne dekha to kahin heart attack hi na ho jai unko:pingpong:
per NAANI maanin bhi to na:tauba

[Shaim]

Re: Apki Rai.....After Engagement.....???

ooyeh is tarah kahoo gi to wo tu sukar kareen gay
key sukar hay ab u key hath ki bani ho biryani to ana band ho gi

main to muft main mara jaoon ga
koi accha tareqa istamal karoo, and yeh lolypop mon sey nikaloo , lolypop mon main rakha to esi hi tarqeeban aeen geen mujeh marwaney wali

:chair:.....u ko kiya pata sis k hath ki biryani kitnnnnne mazzey ki hooti hai
wo to 1 week guzrey to kehti hain k u ne khilai nahi buhat arsey se.......bilkul apkey jesi aqal hai foran bhool jaati hain khud to aati bhi nahi hai banaani:lpop:

ik to u ko tarqeebin bata rahi hon n u hain k me ki lollypop k peeche hi per gai hain:tumain:

[tauruskhan]

Re: Apki Rai.....After Engagement.....???

u ko lolypop innne pasand hai?:lpop: pehley q nahi bataya.....:pagal:
Mooti Aunty nahi hoon main ok na?

chaloo yeh to mana key aunty ho

u ko her koi apne jesa dikhta hai:tauba
ager me is saal k end tak zinda rahi to......... phir bari garr barr ho jai gi

mujeh to us masoom ka khial aa raha hay jis bechary key sath app garbar kerain geen
us key sarey lolypop khatam ho jaeen gay , wo to bechara rota hi rahey ga :D

nahii abhi main chooti hon:lpop: ise liye lolypop n gana gaati hon per is sal k end mai sab khatam

this is part of life , esa to hota hi hay

u ko kiya pata me apney ghar ki medona hon:kr:
ok dikhaa doon gi.....u ko unho ne dekha to kahin heart attack hi na ho jai unko:pingpong:
per NAANI maanin bhi to na:tauba

ok
accha jab app key sath , bulkey un key sath garbar hona kareeb ho
to muj ko bi ko card shard bej dejay ga
main bi shareek ho jaoon ga
mujeh yaad zaroor rakey ga

ok
and meri naani ka bi kheal rakhi ga , wo naaani sey zeada bori na ho jaeen
ok
take care
me to going is wakat
and ab bus karoo , bohat raat ho gai hay , lolipop ko chuba ker kha lo, ya side table per rakh do , and so jaoo and suba utt ker kha lena
ok
bye
Allah Hafiz