JOKES: Halaat e Hazra Jokes.......!

[Shaim]

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TODAY'S JOKE :D :

Aj sy 10 saal pehly poory Muhally mai sirf Nazim Sahib k ghar fone tha

or sirf ik PCO tha

Muhally k saary boys ki Nazim ki beti sy fr.ship thi

Aur Ab....

Her lerky k paas Mobile hai

or her ik ki apni girlfriend hai


Farq to perta hai :blush:
Fark to para hai :lpop:
Sahi Qiyadat sy :tomato:
Sahi Faisly Sy

Geo Musharraf..........! :kr: :kr:

[Shaim]

Re: JOKES: Halaat e Hazra Jokes.......!

Pakistan ki awam ko kitni khushian milin?


Bijli jany k baad bijli aany ki khushi

line mai khara ho k kabhi kabhi Aata milny ki khushi


Saary din k baad rat 11 bajy k baad Gas aany ki khushi


bazar sy shopping kr k bomb blast sy zinda bach k aany ki khushi

phr bhi kitni na-shukri qoum hai jo sjuker nahi krti

[sarfraz_qamar]

Re: JOKES: Halaat e Hazra Jokes.......!

:thmbup:Hamaree Siassatt Tooo Too Main Main sayy pehhllay aapp pehlllay aaapp takk aa gaiee haiii ....Jaissayy pehhllay aap pehhllay aap kehhttay hoeyyy Lakhnawwooo kay doo Nawaboo kee train choot gaiee theeee....


:thmbup:Hamree Hakoommat nayy Awamm kee aaassanne kayy lieyy yehh Qaddamm uthayaa haii kehhh Rattt koo itnee dairr kayy lieyy Bijallee aayaa karray gee kehh MoomBateeee dhoondnnay main Mushkill naa hooo.....


:thmbup:Aasif Zardaree kayy Khillaff Pichhllay Muqaddmmat koo khatttamm karr diaa giaa haiii ...yenneee harr kaam naeyy sirray sayy hoo gaaaa...

[Shaim]

Re: JOKES: Halaat e Hazra Jokes.......!

Today's Joke: :D

Pakistan ka Qomi Phal : Sabar ka phal

Qomi Libaas: Kala Coat

Qomi Libaas: Muzakarat

Qomi Fashion: Khud Kash Hamla

Qomi Dua: "Ya ALLAH Lite A Jae"

:D :D :p :p

[Eshaa Chaudhry]

Re: JOKES: Halaat e Hazra Jokes.......!

TODAY'S JOKE :D :

Aj sy 10 saal pehly poory Muhally mai sirf Nazim Sahib k ghar fone tha

or sirf ik PCO tha

Muhally k saary boys ki Nazim ki beti sy fr.ship thi

Aur Ab....

Her lerky k paas Mobile hai

or her ik ki apni girlfriend hai


Farq to perta hai :blush:
Fark to para hai :lpop:
Sahi Qiyadat sy :tomato:
Sahi Faisly Sy

Geo Musharraf..........! :kr: :kr:

:kr::kr:

[Eshaa Chaudhry]

Re: JOKES: Halaat e Hazra Jokes.......!

Today's Joke: :D

Pakistan ka Qomi Phal : Sabar ka phal

Qomi Libaas: Kala Coat

Qomi Libaas: Muzakarat

Qomi Fashion: Khud Kash Hamla

Qomi Dua: "Ya ALLAH Lite A Jae"

:D :D :p :p

...........aey hy bechari awam :yy:................:khi::khi: