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Some of the best Sardarji jokes
A sardar was very fond of sensational and detective
novels,but he always started reading from the middle.
A friend of his asked why he did so?"
It'z doubly interesting", said the Sardar. "TO start
from the middle keeps one curious not only about its
conclusion but also about its beginning
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Once a Sardarji was going to his office.
On the way he slipped on a banana peel and was badly hurt.
Next day , on his way to the office, he noticed a
banana peel and Later after two days, he noticed two
banana peels and exclaimed" ari sala, aaj to choice
hai"!!!!!!
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A two seater plane crashed in a graveyard in Punjab
today....... .
Local sardars have so far found 500 bodies and are
still..... digging for more.
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Sardar found answer to most difficult question
question ever What comes first - the chicken or the
egg ?
O yaar, jiska order pahele dooge, wo ayega !!!
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Srdr: I haven't slept all night in the train.
Frnd: why?
Srdr: Got upper berth.
Frnd: Why didn't you exchange seats?
Srdr: oye, there was nobody to exchange with in
the lower berth..
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A Teacher lecturing on population - In India
after Every 10 sec a Woman gives birth to a kid.
A Sardar stands up- we must find & stop her!.
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Sardarji was filling up application! form for a job. He was not sure as
to what to be filled in column "Salary Expected".
After much thought he wrote : Yes!
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Sardar told his servant: Go and water the plants.
Servant: It"s Already raining.
Sardar: So what, take an umbrella and go.
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Sardar's wish :when i die, I wana die like my
grandpa who died Peacefully in his sleep,
not screaming like all the passengers in the car
he was driving..
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A man asked sardarji, why Manmohan singh goes
walking at evening not
In the morning. Sardarji replied ''Arey bhai
Manmohan is PM not AM''.
novels,but he always started reading from the middle.
A friend of his asked why he did so?"
It'z doubly interesting", said the Sardar. "TO start
from the middle keeps one curious not only about its
conclusion but also about its beginning
--------------------------------
Once a Sardarji was going to his office.
On the way he slipped on a banana peel and was badly hurt.
Next day , on his way to the office, he noticed a
banana peel and Later after two days, he noticed two
banana peels and exclaimed" ari sala, aaj to choice
hai"!!!!!!
--------------------------------
A two seater plane crashed in a graveyard in Punjab
today....... .
Local sardars have so far found 500 bodies and are
still..... digging for more.
--------------------------------
Sardar found answer to most difficult question
question ever What comes first - the chicken or the
egg ?
O yaar, jiska order pahele dooge, wo ayega !!!
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Srdr: I haven't slept all night in the train.
Frnd: why?
Srdr: Got upper berth.
Frnd: Why didn't you exchange seats?
Srdr: oye, there was nobody to exchange with in
the lower berth..
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A Teacher lecturing on population - In India
after Every 10 sec a Woman gives birth to a kid.
A Sardar stands up- we must find & stop her!.
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Sardarji was filling up application! form for a job. He was not sure as
to what to be filled in column "Salary Expected".
After much thought he wrote : Yes!
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Sardar told his servant: Go and water the plants.
Servant: It"s Already raining.
Sardar: So what, take an umbrella and go.
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Sardar's wish :when i die, I wana die like my
grandpa who died Peacefully in his sleep,
not screaming like all the passengers in the car
he was driving..
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A man asked sardarji, why Manmohan singh goes
walking at evening not
In the morning. Sardarji replied ''Arey bhai
Manmohan is PM not AM''.
