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    A mid-level executive was so frustrated at being passed over for promotion year after year, that, in frustration, he went to a brain-transplant center in the hope of raising his I.Q. 20 points.

    After a battery of physical and psychological tests, he was told by the center's director that he was an acceptable candidate.

    "That's great!" the executive said. "But I understand that this procedure can be really expensive."

    "Yes, sir, it can," the director replied. "An ounce of accountant's brain for example, costs one thousand dollars; an ounce of an economist's brain costs two thousand; an ounce of a corporate president's is forty-five thousand. An ounce of a politician's brain is seventy-five thousand dollars."

    "Seventy-five thousand dollars for an ounce of a politician's brain? Why on earth is that?"

    "Do you have any idea," the director asked, "how many politicians we would have to kill?"


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