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    Several men are in the changing room of a golf club. A mobile phone on
    a bench rings and a man engages the hands free speaker-function and
    began to talk.

    Everyone else in the room stops to listen.
    MAN: "Hello"
    WOMAN: "Darling, it's me. Are you at the club?"
    MAN: "Yes"
    WOMAN: "I am at the shopping centre and found this beautiful leather
    coat. It's only Rs.3,000. Is it OK if I buy it?"

    MAN: "Sure,..go ahead if you like it that much."
    WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2007
    models. I saw one I really liked."

    MAN: "How much?"
    WOMAN: "Rs47,00,000"
    MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options."
    WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing ... The house I wanted last year
    is back on the market. They're asking Rs.51,50,000"

    MAN: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer of 50,00,000. They
    will probably take it. If not, we can go the extra lakh and 50 thousand. It
    really
    is a pretty good price."

    WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you so much!!"
    MAN: "Bye! I love you, too."
    The man hangs up. The other men in the changing room are staring at him
    in astonishment, mouths agape.....

    He smiles and asks:
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    "Anyone knows who this mobile belongs to?"
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