Funny SMS

[musaddaq]

Tip to reduce consumption of alcohol : Before marriage drink only on the days when u r sad, After marriage drink only on days when u r HAPPY..!!
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When a BLACK CAT
falls down,
What will the
WHITE CAT say ???

Don't think Like
a SCIENTIST
It will only say....

MEOW....
MEOW....
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Sardar trying to propose to a girl, said "main tumse..." GIRL_tameez se baat karo!! SARDAR_behenji, main aapse shadi karna chahta hoon..!!
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Boy says 2 girl:- tute hue dil se pyar karogi ya dil tutne tak pyar karogi.

girl says:- tuti hui chappal se pitega ya chapal tutne tak pitega.